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The signs as funny tweets

Aries: @JustinFurano: “I guess I prefer Subway because they make me feel like I’m making the healthy decision when I order a loaf of bread with 18 meatballs on it.” 

Taurus: @Bill_Nye_tho: “ I STRAIGHT UP HAVE NO IDEA HOW PORCUPINES FUCK EACH OTHER”

Gemini: @davedittell: “waiter, there’s a reflection of a sad and lonely man in my soup” 

Cancer: @murrman5: *shipwreck diary* Day 1: alone, doing well. mentally sound. met a crab. Day 2: i have married the crab. Day 3: i haven eaten my wife.”

Leo: @Lindzeta:“when i was 7 i had a crush on a girl in my class & didnt know how to deal w it so I wrote her a letter that just said “get out of my school" 

Virgo: @mikeleffingwell: “STOP TELLING ME YOUR NEWBORN’S WEIGHT AND LENGTH I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT INFORMATION.”

Libra: @mdob11: "Fill ‘er up, please”, I say as I pull my van up to the cat shelter.”

Scorpio: @SortaBad: “Boy do I love sex. Really love putting my penis into some *looks at smudged writing on hand* verguba”

Sagittarius: @shadygrenade: “*approaches hot blonde at supermarket* “Excuse me but has anyone ever told you that you’re blocking the fucking Lunchables?” 

Capricorn: @Leemanish: “Sick of having to go to 2 different huts to buy pizza & sunglasses” 

Aquarius: @charstarlene: “Sorry I yelled “killin’ it” when your mom was eating that banana.” 

Pisces: @ch000ch: “hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it’s over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it”

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I’ve been meaning to do this for a while and, well, here it is! My first follow forever (★ ̄∀ ̄★) thank you to all of you for making my dash so beautiful and I hope you all have a wonderful week~! sorry if I mispelled any of your urls!

Here it goes, bolded means favorites (❁´ω`❁):

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a0ba, abyss-break, agendervillain, aichiiro, aiclear, alibaeba, andr0mxda, aoba-and-the-memesquad, aominecchin, aquariuskin, araketa, arminarleto, arulelt, asexual-tobio, asukie, ayase4, bokutonopico, breakthecandyeater, bsxnpai, child-of-melancholy, cielphantomhomo, daddy-tsukiyama, diiamondperfume, durarara-ah-ah-ah, eiji-kun, esecielorosa, estipse, f-uyukai, fabicchi, fairdrum, furryidols, futabaa, genoza, gihtoki, gonfrecss, good7luck, gurren-ichinose

h-n

haaiise, happymessiah, heckyeahdeathnote, hidyoshi, hijikta, himayoto, hiradairas, hiramaruu, hitokay, homoeliayase, hyakua, ibuki-ing, ikemeen, ineslorenzen, ixurv, jaegers-eyes, jeagerbombastic, juzuo, k-isecchis, kagesass, kageyama-co, kanekihope, kanekisx, kashuukyomitsu, katsurakatsurakatsura, katsvra, kawaiiryuzaki, keep-calm-and-watch-anime, kibououji, kietsuu, kiingjaeger, kirisakiiii, kirishirnatouka, kiryuurose-yaoi, knaeki, kurhapika, kyuubeikun, lovelessworlds, mabuchiis, matsuokahh, mekagerou, miikage, mikoriino, mikotosan, mitsutadashokudaikiri, mocchichi, momotarou-san, mutsunokamiyoshiyuki, nanasaki, nehkoma, nenchains, nishikx, nohbumeh, nyamirin

o-s

ohmykirigiri, orihoera, ozbert, ozswald, paramidiacode, pedalhime, princenagito, punkkagura, raiidens, re-ishi, renai-yusha, retocyan, royalreiss, ryunosuketanaka, s–hion, sadlemontrees, sakasugi, sasskervilles, sawtsuki, seihanda, seimeii, shindeikus, shinigami-queen, shinijs, shinjij, shirazuginshi, shizumi-senpai, shugyos, shuukiyamaa, shuuzousnijimura, simply-one-hell-of-an-alchemist, snowzomi, srkomaeda, streets-of-ikebukuro, suzuyaas, sweet-jaeger

t-z

takeminakata, takisuu, technologicy, tenromijima, tetsruo, tohbiochan, tokyo-briefcase, tooruific, trafalgar-dlaw, tsukiishimakei, tsukimayo, tsukimiis, tsukishiiima, tsukiyamu, u-sako, uriekuki, xfileswithnolightson, yajuuarakita, yamaqchi, yatogamih, youngbaaes, yumaai, yuukeiquartets, yuusukemakishiimas, zakkis, zetsubosei-hero

guys. I’m taking a class at my university that’s all about the studio ghibli films and it starts tomorrow!! I dunno exactly what we’ll be doing but I imagine it’ll be something like watching the movies and then discussing/analyzing the themes/symbols/filming techniques and whatnot. 

ok I just wanted to get that off my chest since I’m so excited and I want the day to be over so that the class will finally start. hope you all have a nice day!!

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6000 FOLLOWERS!!!

WE DID IT!!

I cannot even begin to say how much I thank all of you for getting me to 6k!!! RIGHT BEFORE SEPTEMBER!! (Hit it yesterday, but only now I am making the post) I literally screamed when I hit it!!!

And just in time, because, it literally has been a full year since I joined Tumblr and boy, what a year it has been, but it turned out to be a pretty great one for me, cause I got to talk and know lots of amazing people who I now call friends, and it has been pretty fantastic be apart of this massive community, I’ve learned many things that helped me positively. Thank you guys, So very much for following because

6000

I love all of you, I truly do, I appreciate you guys, cause all ya’ll are pree fucking amazing. So stay happy, stay beautiful and most of all, stay awesome! Thank you for 6000 and thank you for an amazing year and one hell of a great experience on Tumblr. <3 

- Hunter

(Oh and there’s gonna be a giveaway/a follow forever too, GG Guys.)