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  • [when Mr. Darcy, Sr. was still alive]
  • Mr. Darcy: Could you magically make everyone kind, sober, and fully dressed?
  • George Wickham: "Kind, Sober, and Fully Dressed". Good news everyone, we found the name of Darcy's sex tape.
  • [later]
  • Mr. Darcy: I'm sorry about tonight.
  • George Wickham: "I'm Sorry About Tonight". We found the title for Darcy's follow-up sex tape.
  • [even later]
  • Mr. Darcy: It's not your fault. I was terrible.
  • George Wickham: "It's Not Your Fault I Was Terrible" is also one of your sex tapes.

I love mark so much hes so precious, hes the boy you introduce to your mom as a friend but shes like “hes a keeper, make him your boyfriend he’s cute” and you’re like “mom stop we’re just friends, and he’s here to do a science project with me” and you guys sit down on the living room floor and cut out paper and start gluing things, and you look over and he’s so concentrated on cutting out the letter “A” because of the hole in the middle and you laugh, and he laughs, and then ur heart goes dugeun dugeun man