And this is why....
Context: I played a game where the players and DM loved to fuck with each other. Our male warlock joked around and teased and tried to seduce our male fighter. I (female necromancer) got in the middle of it when our DM wanted to make a joke based on it.
Warlock: I want to go to (fighter)’s room, dim the light, I use unseen servant and make him play porn music, strip naked and lay on his bed.
DM: Okay, (necromancer) what do you want to do?
Me: I don’t know….I might want to find (fighter) and ask him about a few things.
DM: Okay, you walk to his room. You hear some odd music playing in his room for some reason. (Warlock), you hear the door open as you are laying on (fighter)’s bed.
Warlock: I turn around and say; “Oh, I did not expect you to come back to…..ehm….hey…”
Me: “This is why I am not straight.”