...would two count

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The “in-vision” commentary for New Earth (Doctor Who new Series Two)

With Phil Collinson, David Tennant, and Russell T. Davies (being their joyful and glorious selves)

David:  That’s me kissing Billie Piper
Russell: Hooray!  
David:  Yeah
Russell:  Completely unscripted
David:  I know.  She just couldn’t help herself

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I dunno Derek Landy I think a Skulduggery Pleasant musical would have the potential to be fantastic

i wanna know what kinda headboard CS has. we haven’t even seen their bedroom yet (SCREAMS) but like,,,

thick wooden panel with a lot of hook scratches on it?

spindles for grabby hands? for handcuff placement?

metal because the wooden ones aren’t strong enough?

cloth cover over pillowy panels to lean back against?

built-in shelf for keeping important stuff handy?

i gotta know, y’all.

blinddetermination  asked:

BOSS BATTLEEEEEEEE KNIFE FIGHT LETS GO

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B8dNQpbIJHyNT0ZVMHp4dkNybFk

The Lost Emotion- https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B8dNQpbIJHyNT0ZVMHp4dkNybFk

The final boss battle
Knife? What Knife? NH Frisk uses their fiSTS
I don’t think that’d fare very well in a knife fight tho lmao rip

I wonder if this still counts as two vs two B’)

About Last Night

They shouldn’t have slept together. But they did. Now for the aftermath.


Also on AO3/FF.NET 

unbeta’d. All mistakes my own…

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A prompt from @distant-rose: best friends secretly pining plus locked in a closet by other frustrated, impatient and exasperated friends. A baby ficlet dedicated to @nickillian


Emma Swan: expert at running away from shit. That’s what her obituary would say.

And by shit it would mean anything remotely resembling a situation where her emotions would be exposed and she would get hurt. Which was why she was currently hiding in Mary Margaret Nolan’s den.

“I’m failing to see the problem,” the brunette mused over a steaming cup of tea.

“Ms - I slept with Killian.”

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so this is cool today my manager and i were talking abt me being trans and he said “you probably haven’t heard this before but it was actually one of the reasons we hired you.” he said that he was impressed by the strength and confidence it must take to be out in the south. it wasn’t the only reason, but it helped me get the job. which, damn. hahah when i think abt how scared i was handing them a resume with Mr at the top…like??? i love my job more every day. 

Man hands on misery to man, it deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don’t have any kids yourself.

This be the verse by Philip Larkin, last words of Count Olaf in The End

A Bloody Big Ship

Inspired by this scene, because somehow I thought it was a good idea to marathon Bond movies after watching Civil War again…

So here’s the 007/Avengers AU where Steve is a Special Operative for SHIELD and Tony is his new, twenty-something-year-old, Quartermaster. 

Nobody asked for this.  


Steve missed the Louvre. It was pretentious, and he hated the Pyramide du Louvre, but he couldn’t help but miss the gallery itself. And it wasn’t because the collection was better than the Met’s, that was a matter of subjectivity and Steve had never been one to judge the taste of others – that wasn’t what art was about. Art was about feeling, something Steve was trying very desperately to find right now. But it was difficult here, here in the noise of New York, where art had very little to do with human emotion and everything to do with the posturing of one’s pocket book.

“Well that’s a big fucking ship.”

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Imagine being a princess from another realm, and Loki proposing to you, but you have to refuse even if you love him because Odin previously made you swear to marry Thor or he would have made war on your family.

You sat down on a bench in the palace gardens and waited for Loki. He had sent you a message that only listed a place and time to meet him which of course made you curious as to what this was all about. You held the note in your hand and smiled fondly down at it. You and Loki had always been close even as children. You two would wait and count down the days until you would see each other again, and then once reunited, you two would be by each other’s side until you were forced to be separated. Now, you two were still about the the same, still being as close as ever.

You heard a person come closer, and a bright smile engulfed your face at the sight of Loki. Loki returned your smile before sitting next to you.

“I am extremely curious after your message,” you told him and bumped your should against his. Loki chuckled.

“Can I not wish to see a friend alone?”

“Yes, but usually you ask in person, not send a cryptic message. So tell me the truth, and don’t even think about using your silver tongue,” you teased. Loki stayed silent. You patiently waited for him to say something. You could tell he was nervous which worried you; Loki was never nervous. You cupped one of his cheeks and turned his face towards you. “Loki, you can tell me anything.” Loki sighed and leaned into your touch for a moment before grabbing both of your hands and wrapping his around them.

“Y/n, we have been friends since birth. For some reason, the Fates have placed us together, and for that, I am eternally grateful. Your smile brightens my day, your laughter warms my heart, and your presence is the happiest time of my day. My heart has always filled with joy at the thought of you, but for some time another feeling has filled my heart. Love. Y/n, there is nothing I want more than to spend my life with you by my side. Will you mar-”

“Loki, stop,” you cried, finally releasing the tears in your eyes. Loki’s face showed his confusion. “Please, Loki, do not ask this of me.”

“Y/n, I don’t understand,” Loki pleaded. You shook your head and ran blindly away. You ran to your quarters, but Loki was right behind you. He grabbed your hands and forced you to look at him. “Y/n, please, I love you. Please marry-” You shook your head at him again.

“If you love me, then please do not ask this of me,” you begged. Loki began to cry himself.

“Why?”

“Because I can’t,” you sobbed. “Odin made me promise myself to Thor.”

“Thor?”

“Yes. He said that if I refused, he would start a war with my family. I love you, Loki, but I have to protect my family.”  Loki’s face went black at the news. “So, please do not ask this of me because I will not be able to answer the way my heart wants.” Loki’s face stayed neutral as he wrapped you in his arms.

“Every thing will be alright,” he comforted before pulling away. With all your courage, you pressed your lips against his. The kiss was bittersweet. It was sweet and full of love, but it was tainted with this news. With all your body, mind, and soul, you hoped that Loki was right.

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breaking down their love ➝ oliver’s side [felicity’s side]
part i | part ii | part iii | part iv | part v | part vi | part vii | part viii

PROTECTING HER

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My favourite dancers from Club Dance Studio

Winter is in The Air

( @aridotdash for giving me inspiration)

It was Alya’s idea to go ice skating, she had wanted to go ever since it was cold enough to go. It was early in the morning, the sky was filled with a beautiful mist; the Christmas lights glowing. Usually no one was allowed to skate this early, but Adrien’s father pulled some strings and had them open early for them; even renting out the park for the next two hours. 

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