...laffs

he’s gonna start reciting a poem any minute.


the signs as names for phils nips
  • aries: just phils nipples
  • taurus: double trouble
  • gemini: Unnamed
  • cancer: absolute carnage
  • leo: milkies
  • virgo: glittery titties
  • libra: meaty boys
  • scorpio: hairy totties
  • sagittarius: kinda... hot
  • capricorn: uh james
  • aquarius: nopples
  • pisces: Hard Men