...just all my friends okay

uhm so anyways support nb/genderqueer ppl who arent mlm/wlw or “male aligned”/“female aligned” or whatever and feel out of place cause this site is so focused on binary terms even for nb/genderqueer ppl

like… this is 100% why i ID as a trans guy/male aligned nb person for so long cause like… i felt like i had to? but like… im not really? and it kinda hurt cause i felt like i had to pick whether or not i was male aligned or female aligned (or a wlw/mlm) so I basically misgendered myself because i felt like i had to Choose

but like yeah support nb/genderqueer ppl who arent male/female aligned but feel like they gotta choose bc this website is so focused on binary terms that they even need to apply them to ppl who are non binary

so yeah lmao support us

(u don have 2 be nb/genderqueer to rb this)

To all of the aces that follow me, I love you. And you are valid. Don’t let whatever anybody else says let you believe that you don’t belong in the LGBTQ+ community. I will fight them. You are part of this family.

There will be people who reblog this with mean comments, don’t listen to them. Ignore them. You belong.

Okay but please consider...

Hanamatsuiwaoi/Bokuakakurotsukki double dates.

It starts so innocently. They just want to grab dinner together. Each group had been so pleased when they heard there was another poly relationship in their volleyball world, figured they should at least get to know each other a little better, polyamorous support and all that jazz.

The problem starts with the fact that if you walk into a restaurant during dinner hours with eight people and no reservation you’re gonna sit your ass down and wait which just leads to lots of Hanamaki whining about how hungry he is and “can’t they just go to McDonald’s or something?” to which Akaashi responds “screw you this place has the best goddamn bread rolls I’ve ever tasted you don’t even know you don’t even know”. Meanwhile Oikawa is holding back Matsukawa after Salt Master Supreme™ (aka Tsukishima) made a snide remark about his eyebrows prompting a furious “well you’re dating a guy whose hair looks like a chicken!!” and then Kuroo is just crying like “why would you bring me into this I didn’t ask for this my hair is a burden you insensitive bastard”.

Then finally, FINALLY, the waitress manages to get them a table and when they sit down Akaashi immediately hogs all the bread rolls and starts devouring them and everyone else is pouncing, desperately trying to grab one because they are eight starving teenage boys. They try to order food but everyone has so much sass for everyone else’s order like “really? A salad? No wonder you’re a beanpole” “And you’re having shrimp, no wonder you’re so short” “OKAY HOW DARE-” and now it’s on because Iwa-chan’s height was brought up and Hana/Matsu/Oi are all of the same mindset of “only we get to make fun of our tiny boyfriend!!”  so they start going on about how Iwaizumi is fucking undefeated at practically everything and Bokuto is immediately like “CHALLENGE ACCEPTED” so they start arm wrestling right then and there, their boyfriends cheering in between receiving complaints from the other patrons about the ruckus. Bokuto and Iwa are so evenly matched, neither is moving but you can see their muscles straining and sweat dripping down their foreheads and their poor waitress keeps asking if they’re ready to order only to be sent away with a “NOT NOW” until finally they all hear a loud crack and suddenly crash and “holy shit, you guys broke the fucking table!” and yes, yes they did, one of the table legs snapped off and now their place settings and complementary waters are on the floor and the waitress in near tears and they all make a run for it as the manager shouts at them that they are never allowed back in this establishment again.

When they finally feel like they’re far enough away they stop, panting from the run, Makki, Oikawa, and Kuroo and start whining about how they got kicked out before they could get their food goddammit! And then Akaashi just reaches into his jacket and pulls out, just, and ungodly amount of bread rolls. There were not that many bread rolls at their table how even. But he’s actually nice this time and shares with the rest of them and they just start walking aimlessly, debating about whether Iwa or Bokuto would have won if the table hadn’t broken, and whether they’d get their pictures put in the restaurant’s offices like wanted posters. Kuroo gets hair tips from Oikawa. Bokuto and Iwaizumi try to pester Tsukki with ways to put on weight. Makki and Matsun try to tell Akaashi that he shouldn’t hog food so much only to almost die when Akaashi deadpans “how bout I do… anyway?” and the rest just start screaming because the meme squad is growing.

When they finally part ways, they all agree.

They should do this again sometime.

For your consideration

Mary’s just left her boys, and it wasn’t an overly happy parting, and she’s probably going to guilt over it for a while. But she’s out there in a world she barely understands anymore and while she is a Smart Cookie and incredibly resourceful, she’ll still need a hand every once in a while.

And who has she already bonded with over not fitting in?? 

Oh yeah. *rubs hands together*

- Mary calling Cas to make sure the boys are okay after her leaving

- Cas accepting calls in the Bunker and having to do an awkward dance of “nothing to see heeere” to leave any room Dean and Sam are in to talk privately

- Mary gently teaching Castiel how to actually craft an FBI identity because sure she’s been out of the loop but sweetheart…

- Castiel, Angel of the Lord, teaching Mary the love of emojis and incorrect text chat. Lots Of Love <3333

- Mary and Castiel meeting up for coffee when their hunts are near each other

- Castiel catching her up on pop culture because He Has Knowledge, and Mary translating it into actual semantics/emotions for him to apply

- MARY AND CASTIEL BECOMING BFFS

IF YOU SEE ME ONLINE AND I HAVEN’T ANSWERED YOUR MESSAGE, DO NOT SEND ME ANOTHER MESSAGING SAYING ‘I KNOW YOU’RE ONLINE, ANSWER ME’. If I don’t answer IMs, there’s usually a reason for it. I tend to not ignore people. I could’ve forgotten, I could not be in the mood to talk or plot, I could have a multitude of reasons why I am posting on my dashboard but not answering your message. I’m by nature not a very social person, and I hate it when people put pressure on me to talk to them, it’s a one way ticket to my blocklist because I don’t need that. It’s invasive and demanding.

But Even sent those texts because he’s overthinking everything and he can’t handle his mind on his own. And now Isak didn’t reply, he’s overthinking and worrying even more. He’s trying too hard, he knows it. But he can’t help it. Things are slipping away. He needs to reach out to Isak. He wants to talk about things, but jokes are the only thing that come out. He must be in so much pain. My bae deserves a break.

I can’t blame him for not being able to sleep in his own bed. It must get so lonely. So dark. Isak seems to be the only light around him lately.

the signs as drinks:
aries: pina colada
taurus: that fancy water w the lemons and blueberries w like a different pH level
gemini: 5 hour energy lmao
cancer: pumpkin spice latte ya know
leo: the best gas station icy
virgo: a gallon of milk. a gallon.
libra: dat really ~expensive~ coffee
scorpio: martini ;)
sagittarius: spicy hot chocolate 🌶
capricorn: a nice macchiato
aquarius: water-fountain water smh
pisces: wine. so much wine. red. white. all the wine.

THIS?.!?.?? EXCUSE ME NO THANKS IM OK ITS ALRIGHT IM NOT HURT IM OK YOURE OK IM FINE ITS OK IM FINE WERE COOL!!!! ITS COOL IM FONE WERE OK WERE GOOD TO GO ITS A GOOD RHING U GOT ME ITS OK IM FINE WERE GOOD!!!!! IM COO L IM CHILL!!!! ITS ALRIGHT!!!! WERE ALL JUST ON THE ROLLERCOASTER OF LIFE MY FRIENDS!!!!! IM OKAY IM ALRIGHT!!!! ITS GREAT!!

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okay tomorrow i will try again, and you will?

give the painful earnest hemingway another chance.

As an adult you make reasonable purchases. I said I wouldn’t get a 1080 Ti and well fuck it I’m gonna get a 1080 Ti watch me.

HhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHH. I am an adult I promise.

  • Me: *has no money*
  • Me: what about a new tattoo though
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This was basically my life in high school haha

Well, I had one art teacher that hated my stuff, because I drew anime (still do) and one that loved my stuff and would even put it on her wall in the class.

So half support, half hatred. The teacher that hated me even told me to my face “I don’t think you can draw comics.” Jokes on him my most popular post (13,000 notes) is a comic. And I’m developing a webcomic. har har har

neurodivergent body language problems
  • me: slumps over when sitting
  • me: hunches shoulders when standing
  • me: shuffles when walking
  • me: default expression can best be described as :|
  • me: why do people keep asking me if I'm sad

when u tell ur mom that ur schools extreme homophobia, sexism, and racism and bullying is affecting ur mental health and she doesn’t care 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 when all u wanna do is transfer but ur schools theater and language programs are too good and u wouldn’t have a chance at any other theater programs at other schools 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 when girls at ur school have ruined ur ability to make friends because they’re so two faced and bitchy 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 when u now feel anxious and paranoid around other girls and are automatically looking for ways to bring them down bc of how other girls have treated u 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 when youve spent so long covering up ur sexuality so now u think ur straight sometimes and want to date guys even tho all the guys at ur school would screw u over 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 when ur parents get mad at you for starting to work again 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 when ur parents say u need to focus less on school ??? 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 when nobody takes u seriously 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 when ur made fun of in chemistry class because it takes u longer to comprehend the info than other kids 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 when girls make fun of u in French class because u moved from CP to honors and they make fun of u for it and ask u how u did it bc they ink ur stupid 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 WHEN UR SCHOOL LITERALLY HAD PHOTOS OF THEIR STUDENTS DOING B L A C K F A C E IN THE NEWSPAPER AND PEOPLE CALL UR BLACK FRIEND THE N WORD WITH A HARD R AND NOW SHE HAS TO TRANSFER WHEN THERES GRAFITTI THAT SAYS ‘WOMAN ARE INCAPABLE OF BEING PRESIDENT’ WHEN U HEAR KIDS CALLING EACH OTHER FAGS AND QUEERS WHEN UR SCHOOL IS SO TOXIC AND YOUD DO ANYTHING TO LEAVE BUT U CANT HAHA WHEN UR SCHOOL REFUSES TO ACCEPT UR LITTLE BROTHER BC HE HAS AUTISM !!

PSA

JUGHEAD JONES AND VERONICA LODGE ARE TWO PLATONIC BFFS WHO TALK ABOUT HOW CUTE BETTY IS AND MAKE WEIRD MOVIE REFERENCES TOGETHER 

Holster and Jack - Year 4

So, obviously, the Year 4 in this title refers to Bitty’s Year 4. But, I was thinking about the hcs that holster and jack weren’t that close at first (and maybe aren’t particularly close now) and I got to thinking about how they could become closer (BC ALL MY BOYS MUST BE BEST FRIENDS, SORRY NOT SORRY) and, well, here we go:

  • So, it is Jack’s second year in the NHL which means a few things: 1. He is more used to the workload; 2. He is a lot less stressed about playing in general, he has his team and his likes his team and he thinks one day he will be captain, but for now he doesn’t have too many extra responsibilities. His team has his back, his relationship with Bitty is awesome, life is good for Jack Zimmermann.
  • Bitty is a senior, though. He is a Senior and he is Captain of the Samwell Men’s Hockey team (and, privately, Bitty is starting to think that they should always have two people for the job because good lord is it a lot of work). He has help but he has a lot to do and he is applying to jobs and finishing his American Studies Thesis (or… well, he should probably start on that soon) and the point is Bitty and Jack are strong as ever, but Bitty actually doesn’t have time to talk to Jack for hours a day.
  • And Jack understands that. But it does mean that he finds himself with a few more free hours a day than he is used to.
  • Seriously. There is now a chunk of time after morning practices or before night games that used to be filled by listening to Bitty butcher the French language or working out a hair more than he should that are now just… free.
  • And it is then, finally, that Jack remembers all the Television shows Holster always tried to get him to watch. Or, rather, he recalls that they existed. he doesn’t actually remember the names.
  • Hence the first fateful text: ‘Hey, Holster– what was that show about english people you wanted me to watch? Something about a butler?’
  • Holster receives this text while working in an econ-related job (in a cubicle) that he is starting to realize might be the most boring thing that has ever happened to him. He blinks at it and replies immediately, ‘I have no idea what you are talking about.’
  • Jack: ‘There was a dog named ISIS that they had to kill off. You cried and Bitty made you your own mourning pie.’
  • Holster (after face palming; both because Jack should KNOW downton abbey and because, actually, his description was one that Holster should have recognized): ‘OOhh! You mean Downton Abbey!!!!!!’
  • Jack: ‘Cool, thanks. I’m going to watch it.’
  • A few more things about Adam Holster Birkholtz at this point: 1. He is working with accountants. 2. He is rooming with Ransom who is in his first year of med school. 3. Holster literally loves TV more than anything else in the world– So combine these things together and you have a Holster who is a little bit bored at work, a little bit lonely, AND So FUCKING EXCITED THAT JACK ZIMMERMANN IS FINALLY GOING TO WATCH A SHOW HE RECOMMENDED!!! (because GODDAMM, he was just trying to bring joy to people’s lives).
  • So instead of texting back something like ‘Haha, happy to help.’ Holtzypoo responds: ‘DUDE YESSS LIVE TEXT ME EVERYTHING!!’
  • And Jack, also slightly bored and a little bit lonely, texts back: ‘Okay will do. I already found it on Amazon Prime. I like that the episodes are a full hour.’
  • And Holster smiles at that and puts his phone down, expecting that Jack probably won’t ‘live text’ him the episodes. He probably doesn’t even know what that means.
  • But, then, 2.5 hours later, Holster gets a text. ‘Dude, a guy just died on Mary during sex! at least we never had that happen at the Haus, eh?’

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