I feel like, while most people at EU either have a healthy fear and respect for the Gentry or don't last, there are a few that are connected, jaded, or lucky enough that they're just like, 'oh yeah, that's Steve, I mean obviously that's not his name but I call him that, we made out at a party once and he's a pretty good kisser. He's been leaving me gifts and I think we might be dating? Wild right. Yesterday by the lake this kelpie tried to convince me to ride and I just dabbed at it and left.'
“oh yeah you know Jimothy, right, i don’t know why it calls itself that either, the one that’s like…a horse-sized skeletal humanoid on all fours with fuckin’ Vantablack skin? well haha it turns out ol Jimothy just goes nuts for those plastic jewel beads everyone had has a kid, i bought a set for my baby cousin and it paid me three teeth for them? yeah ok you’ve seen it too, right, good, well that’s why it’s wearing like eight shitty necklaces now and i think it tries to do finger guns at me whenever we see each other? like that’s the general vibe i get although its hands are, you know. weird”