.......by no means good parents though oh god

How are you?
  • Jungkook: *flexing* I'm great~ *muscles rip through shirt*
  • Taehyung: gosh I'm supercalafragilisticespialidocious!!
  • Jimin: no, no, how are you?(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
  • Namjoon: how are any of us? deep down inside? how are are we all really? ... i just don't know sometimes...
  • Hoseok: I'M!! FANTASTIC!!! THANKS!!! *grabs Jimin and screams for an hour*
  • Yoongi: *sighs loudly for 5 minutes* yeah, I'm good.
  • Seokjin: oh I'm fine, I mean I'm a little hungry and no one fucking listens to me even though I'm the oldest and have you met my band mates it's like looking after 5 kids and an old man but I still try, i try my fucking hardest i haven't slept in 3 years do you even understand how hard single parenting is i swear to god - but I'm great :)
The 100 S02E13 Recap - Resurrection
  • <post 2nd apocalypse>
  • Clarke: I see fire
  • Clarke: inside the mountain
  • Clarke: I see fire
  • Clarke: burning the trees
  • Clarke: I see fiiiiire
  • Clarke: hollowing souls
  • Clarke: I see fiiiiiiiiiiiire, blood in the-
  • Lexa: dude
  • Lexa: shut up and move
  • <inside the war zone>
  • Lincoln: Indra's alive!
  • Lincoln: and immune to crush syndrome!
  • Indra: yep
  • Indra: but not arrows
  • <in the woods>
  • Clarke: I'ma kill the little bitch who did this
  • Lexa: ...so... you?
  • Clarke: ...
  • Clarke: stfu
  • <war zone>
  • Abby: I know we're barely surviving here but
  • Abby: my future husband
  • Abby: he needs our help
  • Octavia: ...
  • Octavia: but he's trapped beneath ten tons of rubble
  • Abby: I don't think you heard me
  • Abby: he needs our help
  • Octavia: okay chill
  • <awesome theme song>
  • <inside mount doom>
  • Jasper: this giant uprising in our dorm will go completely unnoticed
  • <war zone>
  • Lincoln: piggy back me or die
  • Indra: pretty sure I'm dying either way
  • Indra: Octavia
  • Indra: you will lead this village
  • Octavia: uhh
  • Octavia: don't think your ppl will like that
  • <mount weather dorms>
  • Guard: wow what sturdy chairs
  • Guard: lol
  • Jasper: lol
  • <in the rubble>
  • Abby: Marcus
  • Abby: I'm here to save you
  • Kane: <coughs blood>
  • Kane: hey babe
  • Abby: you're bleeding
  • Abby: can you move your toes?
  • Kane: ya
  • Abby: good then nothing's broken
  • Medical professionals: ????
  • Kane: ????
  • Kane: you might wanna take a look at the rest of my body
  • Kane: besides my fucking toes
  • <mount weather>
  • Guard: welcome to the body room
  • Guard: we hope you enjoy your stay
  • Bellamy: we hope you enjoy YOURS
  • Bellamy: bam double headshot
  • <Maya's 'house'>
  • Maya's dad: daughter
  • Maya's dad: wtf is this
  • Maya: they're cool dad I swear
  • Maya's dad: that's what you said the last time
  • Maya's dad: y'know
  • Maya's dad: before your mom died
  • Maya: rude
  • <dark woods>
  • Clarke: shot through the heart
  • Clarke: and you're to blame
  • Clarke: you give love
  • Clarke: a bad name
  • Clarke: I play my part
  • Clarke: and you play your game-
  • Lexa: seriously
  • Lexa: you gotta stop
  • Lexa: plus killing the shooter won't make you feel better
  • Lexa: I mean
  • Lexa: we killed Finn cause he killed our people
  • Lexa: but we don't have to kill THIS guy
  • Lexa: even though he also killed our people
  • Clarke: ...
  • Clarke: ...you give love...
  • Lincoln: ...a bad name.
  • Clarke: oh hey Lincoln
  • Lincoln: ready to kill the guy?
  • Clarke: hells yeah
  • Lexa: sigh
  • <in the rubble>
  • Abby: your femoral artery is broken
  • Abby: soz
  • Kane: but you said-
  • Abby: shush
  • Abby: I am doctor
  • Abby: you are patient
  • Abby: k?
  • Kane: ...
  • Kane: k
  • Abby: also rocks are falling
  • Abby: soz again
  • <mount weather>
  • Bellamy: how do I get the guns down to the kidlings?
  • Maya: no worries
  • Maya: even though this place is super secure
  • Maya: and on lockdown
  • Maya: and everyone's freaking out
  • Maya: and on high alert
  • Maya: you can just mosey up the trash shoot
  • Maya: it conveniently connects all levels
  • Maya: and all alarms are disabled
  • Maya: :D
  • Bellamy: :D
  • <Bellamy moseys out>
  • Maya: oops I've been caught
  • <dorm rooms>
  • Cage: waddup felons
  • Cage: if you don't surrender, well
  • Cage: Maya dies
  • Cage: but I've given her a whole 20 minutes of oxygen
  • Cage: cause I'm a nice guy
  • Cage: and because you wouldn't be able to save her otherwise
  • Jasper: wait
  • Jasper: you WANT us to save her?
  • Jasper: and escape?
  • Cage: shut up that's not what I said
  • Cage: <whispers> yes
  • <war zone>
  • Octavia: we've just been chilling here all night
  • Shooter: <yawns> I know
  • <dorms>
  • Maya: help
  • <war zone>
  • Abby: Marcus?
  • Abby: you alive?
  • Kane: sadly yes
  • Kane: you?
  • Abby: yeah
  • Abby: but Clarke knew about the attack
  • Abby: and chose to save the mount weather kids instead
  • Abby: how could she do this
  • Abby: after all we taught her about being merciful
  • Abby: floating people for small crimes
  • Abby: sentencing children to death
  • Abby: sending 100 kids down to die
  • Abby: delivering public lashings
  • Abby: letting people suffocate
  • Abby: allowing most of the ark to die
  • Abby: man
  • Abby: how could she be so heartless
  • Abby: we were the epitome of good parenting
  • Kane: Abby
  • Kane: you're hot but like
  • Kane: really stupid
  • <dorms>
  • Monty: I can't get the shoot open
  • Maya: <chokes>
  • Jasper: wait
  • Jasper: do you hear that?
  • <'dun dun dun' is heard through the door>
  • <Bellamy blasts through>
  • Bellamy: tada!
  • Bellamy: saved ya!
  • Bellamy: now skedaddle
  • Bellamy: my wife'll be here soon
  • Jasper: oh thank god
  • Jasper: does that mean Finn got the peace treaty he wanted?
  • Bellamy: ...
  • Bellamy: uhh well
  • Bellamy: technically
  • Bellamy: yes
  • Bellamy: not sure he /wants/ anything, though, atm
  • Bellamy: or feels anything
  • Bellamy: besides like
  • Bellamy: soil
  • Bellamy: and death
  • <atop the forest>
  • Clarke: killing time go
  • <shooter dies>
  • Lexa: feel better?
  • Clarke: guess not
  • <mount weather dorms>
  • Cage: oh hey they escaped
  • Cage: what a surprise
  • <somewhere else in mount weather>
  • Miller: who's gonna help us now?
  • Bellamy: they are
  • Bellamy: the parents
  • Jasper: parents?
  • Jasper: good, responsible, moral parents?
  • Jasper: no way
  • Jasper: that's a thing?
  • Bellamy: I know right
  • Bellamy: it's like seeing a unicorn
  • Monty: magical
  • <rubble>
  • Abby: YELLING AT YOU WILL MAKE YOU DIE LESS
  • People: actually it won't
  • People: plz move aside and take your uselessness elsewhere
  • <Clarke, Lexa, and Lincoln return>
  • Lexa: I've actually been here the whole time
  • Lexa: we totally didn't fuck off right before the missile hit
  • Lexa: nope
  • Lexa: anyways
  • Lexa: the dead shall be avenged
  • Everyone: hurrah!
  • <elsewhere in the camp>
  • Indra: Octavia
  • Octavia: yeah?
  • Indra: ...
  • Indra: you're freakin amazing-
  • Indra: I mean
  • Indra: ...
  • Indra: good job
  • Indra: I guess
  • Octavia: <3
  • <somewhere else in the camp>
  • Abby: wanna help me round here?
  • Clarke: nah sorry
  • Clarke: gotta stop the marrow bandits
  • Abby: oh okay
  • Abby: guess we'll just wait for you here then
  • Abby: bleeding
  • <angsty rock music plays>
  • Clarke: it's montage- I mean, mountain men killing time
  • Clarke: time to reunite with my husband and save the world