........................does not know how to do that

The smallest and not nicest single family home on my block is for sale and I immediately checked Redfin for listing price and interior photos (obviously).

As expected, it’s a renovated 3 bed/2 br and has a small rooftop deck. Listing price? $1 million and will likely sell for $1.3 million.

I am officially too poor for this neighborhood and will rent forever or move to the South Side.

@sir-scandalous honestly, probably not😂 I plan on taking a pic soon in a shirt I got from the site as kind of a preview of what the company’s style is, but sadly, if I’m correct, I’ll be doing nothing along the lines of photo shoots or anything😭

First of all, I’d like to say thank you in advance for everyone who does this and contributes to reviving the Adam Driver tag! For the past who knows how many months it’s been filled with hate and ships and barely has anything that’s actually Adam Driver. I hope this is successful and if it’s not I’m gonna keep doing it myself. Anyway, I’m gonna keep it simple, this’ll go for the whole month of July (all 31 days) and each day will have a new ‘topic’ to post about.

You can post anything from edits, photos, gifs: make sure to make your own if it’s an edit/gif! If it isn’t your own, credit the original maker please! You don’t need to be a pro in editing, you can simply post an image of your favorite and it’ll be enough!

DON’T FORGET TO:

  • Tag it as #adam driver
  • as well as #31daysofadamdriver
  • Caption what day it is and the day’s topic, ex: Day 1 of 31: Favorite Adam Image

SCHEDULE:

Day 1: Favorite Adam Driver Image
Day 2: Favorite Adam Driver Look
Day 3: Favorite Adam Driver Movie
Day 4: Favorite Character Adam Has Played
Day 5: Favorite Adam Driver Scenes (In anything)
Day 6: Favorite Adam Driver Photoshoot
Day 7: Favorite Adam Driver Hairstyle
Day 8: Favorite Suit
Day 9: Favorite Premier Look
Day 10: Favorite Press Tour Look/Moment
Day 11: Favorite Adam Driver Quote(s)
Day 12: Favorite Line From a Movie Adam Says
Day 13: Adam Driver’s Smile
Day 14: Favorite Minor Role
Day 15: Favorite Major Role
Day 16: Favorite 2012 Look
Day 17: Favorite 2013 Look
Day 18: Favorite 2014 Look
Day 19: Favorite 2015 Look
Day 20: Favorite 2016 Look
Day 21: Favorite 2017 Look
Day 22: Favorite Interview
Day 23: Favorite Skit (That isn’t SNL)
Day 24: Favorite Scene in the Snickers Commercial/Behind The Scenes Tour
Day 25: Favorite Behind The Scenes Moment in TFA
Day 26: Favorite Screencaps From Any Movie/Show
Day 27:  Favorite SNL skit
Day 28: An Adam Moment That Made You Happy
Day 29: Favorite Adam Sackler Moment
Day 30: Favorite Kylo Ren Moment
Day 31: The Moment That First Made You Love Adam

If you have any questions, feel free to ask me!

najincolfer-criss  asked:

Sadly if D will snap, the consequences are all on him. Maybe they're trying to push him to the breaking point so they can lose money, because D will be the one breaking the contracts if he snaps

Darren is trying so hard to do this right. To see this to the end. To fulfill obligations.  But at some point, it will be too much. At some point he will break. 

I have never understood the idea behind pushing beyond what is remotely reasonable. Yet they do it time and time and time again. And so many times Darren has been able to talk his way around it. But not this one.  This one was impossible.  

I just keep thinking, if I, a fan, who does not actually know him, feels the way I do right now, how do the people in his life feel when they watch this? 

Amazing how fast this day turned around.  

Search and Seizure pt 2

A/N: Okay, here is the second and final installation of Search and Seizure! Let me know if you like it :)

@mrs-moose-winchester

Tw: a little blood

You wake up the next morning sore as hell. The way your muscles tense up during your seizures always does that. You roll over and see Brendon playing around on his phone.

“Hey baby,” he greets you, putting his phone down and pushing your crazy morning hair from your face.

“Hi,” you reply with a small smile.

“How are you feeling?” He asked.

“I’m okay. Sore,” you reply honestly.

“Do you want to have something to eat?” He asked and you nod. “The boys got you IHOP.”

Your face sinks as he mentioned the boys. Brendon knows exactly what you’re thinking.

“You don’t have to talk about it right now if you don’t want,” he offers, “I can let them know you’re not quite ready yet.”

“No, no, it’s okay.” You’ve had the ‘epilepsy infomercial’ conversation plenty of times back when your epilepsy was bad. You’ve gotten every question people could possibly ask so at this point, nothing really phased you.

You roll out of bed and wash your face, which was essentially caked in dried tears and snot. Cute. You came out and Brendon had heated up your breakfast. The boys were scattered about the bus. They all looked at you and smiled and said good morning. Brendon had obviously told them to play it cool. You are grateful.

“Hey y/n,” Zach says, “how are you feeling?”

“I’m okay, thanks,” you reply. Brendon slides next to you in the booth and places a hand on your thigh.

“We brought you back eggs and a cheesecake waffle,” Dallon said as you cracked open the styrofoam lid.

They knew those were your absolute favorite. You suddenly felt a little emotional.

“Thank you,” you said, and paused. “Thank you for everything guys,” you added sincerely, looking at each of them.

“Of course,” Kenny said.

“I’m sorry about last night,” you say, “I should have told you guys.”

“No, no,” Dallon shook his head, “you have nothing to apologize for.”

“Yeah, Y/n,” Dan added “It’s okay.”

“We’re just glad you’re alright,” Kenny said and they all nodded in agreement.

“We weren’t sure what to do. Is there something we should do if it happens again?” Zach asked, ever focused on your safety.

“Um yeah, I’ll explain it to you guys,” you gestured for them to come over. They all sat around the table.

You give them the low down.

You explain how there are different types of seizures, not just the dramatic kind you see on tv. You point out that your “zoning out” episode from yesterday morning was actually a small seizure. You tell them about what medications you are on and how much. Zach literally takes notes.

You let them know that you have a particular feeling before you have a seizure that’s kind of hard to explain, but it feels sort of like a gagging sensation while one of your arms gets numb. It’s a good thing though, because it gives you time to lie down and get help. Some people with epilepsy has this kind of warning, others don’t. You get disoriented and uncoordinated at that point and will probably say weird and embarrassing things, sort of like being drunk.

You tell them about what is typical of your seizures: not breathing, biting your tongue or lip to the point where you bleed from your mouth, and being really scared and agitated when you are waking up. Plus, throwing up, peeing yourself and all those fun, involuntary bodily functions that embarrass you to no end are also normal.

You then tell them what isn’t normal: lasting longer than five minutes, if you fall and injure yourself, or having two seizures without coming to in between. Those are when you need to call 911. Aside from those complications, they really don’t need to call.

“So we don’t need to call 911 if none of that happens?” Zach asks.

“Yeah, if nothing is out of the ordinary, then you really don’t need them,” you reply.

Then you explain to them what they should do. Don’t put anything in your mouth, try to keep you on your side, but under no circumstances should they hold you down. They can pad your head, just like Brendon did last night or with a sweatshirt or whatever. Make sure you don’t hit anything around you, like how Dan moved the chair away from you.

“Other than that, you can time it because it’s good to know how long it is,” you say. “The first aid is all very hands off. You kind of have to let it run its course. The waking up part is the hardest thing to help with, I think.”

“How so?” Dallon asks.

“I’m just so confused that it’s difficult to get me to calm down. I really can’t hear anything,” You say, thinking about it for a moment. You continue on, “I also have a fight or flight reaction kind of thing, so I will try to get away or take a swing at you. I’m just really scared and it’s hard to help me through it. I don’t really remember what happens during that time, but I can remember how I felt, if that makes sense. Like, I can remember feeling scared and panicked, but I don’t remember what actually happened. ”

Everyone was listening intently, truly wanting to understand everything as best as they could. They cared about you so much. You are so lucky to have them.

“I guess the best thing is to just give me space and keep talking to me until I respond to you. Once I know who is around, then I’ll probably want to be touched and stuff. It makes me feel safer. More… grounded.”

They were all nodding.

“Being on tour and depriving myself of sleep is definitely a trigger for me, so I need to be more careful. But, I don’t want you to helicopter parent me right now. When I am actually having a seizure, I do need you to talk to me on a child-like level, but aside from that, I’m still the same person I was before last night,” you say. “I will be more forthcoming if I’m not feeling well, so you guys don’t have to constantly be checking in on me like I’m a little kid. I don’t want to be treated like I’m sick or weak. It really hurts my feelings.”

“Of course, Y/n,” Dallon responds.

“And you’ll tell us? if you’re having one of those feelings?” Zach confirms.

“Yes,” You reply confidently.

The boys all reiterate how much they love and support you. They tell you that you are so strong. You think to yourself how it doesn’t feel that way at all, but you suppose there may be some truth to it.

Keep reading

A to Z (NSFW)

Credit to original owner!
Send me a kpop idol we write for and I will answer the following questions!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

i like to imagine that clark kent’s search history is mostly normal but then there’s stuff like “improved superman costume concept art” because he wanted ideas

senshiofmom  asked:

Top 10 sailor Moon Monster of the week

10. Screaming violin woman (093)

9. Pegasus hits the gym (143)

8. WHAT the ACTUAL HELL (151)

7. An 80s stripper who also happens to be a shoe (106)

6. Me (114)

5. The animation department had a lot of extra pink paint (174)

4. An elephant vacuum cleaner, but like in a sexy way (094)

3. My breasts are two small screaming snowmen (038)

2. Ball Family (132, 140, 146)

1. A straight-up, actual volcano (067)

I am a Huge Nerd for alien and human interactions that go across tumblr (space Australia and Stabby come to mind) but like for real what about the human concept of luck? Each culture has its own, too, and also superstition so like this human will go nowhere near black cats but others are just like ‘oh kitty kitty kitty’.

Try to explain to someone that doesn’t understand that breaking a mirror is more than just a glass hazard. No it’s not a mystical mirror or a religious thing. It’s just a mirror, you broke it, now you get 7 earth years of bad luck. Is to the day? Who knows. But 7 years dude.

Or like that one person who always has stuff break around them. ‘Why are they banned from the engine room?’ 'Just trust us Nyrak.’

Or what about people who things always go outrageously right for. That person where any number of the things that happen should not even be able to happen, and yet here we are.

That person that has the luck/innate skill to balance anything on their nose.

Lucky numbers. The importance of the zodiac too, while we’re at it. “The stars are not in alignment” 'have you been reading that human newspaper again Marshal?’ “No, Lydia, shut up” ,Are your species sensitive to the stars, humans?, “Nyark you know if I could explain it I would but I honestly cannot”

Good luck explaining Murphy’s Law to aliens who do not have the concept of luck or cosmic mythical interference.

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kinda about that question about how long ago did someone last told keith they loved him

lance confesses kinda in a nonchalant way (keith thought it was platonic lol)

later keith tells everyone else he loves them and they say they love him back and lance is in the background seething silently in rage and jealousy (”we had a bonding moment! you caressed my face!!!”)

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Mostly-vegetarian Sero meets carnivorous Kirishima, loss of trust ensues 

Shitty knows way too much about housing codes and property law.  He initially learned property law to save the Haus from being condemned, but then he realized that reading archaic, flowery law opinions while high was the most fucking hilarious thing ever.  Everyone at his law school is confused by and a little afraid of Mr. B. Knight, because while no one else wants to touch all those old, mostly nonsensical British common law cases, Shitty eats that shit up

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did some facial ref practice with the vento aureo gang also @ davidpro part 5 when????