This is Pigeon. She just got some new wheels. 

that asexual bar post is so funny imagine starting a convo with someone in like the smoking area of a club and theyre just like “i can see in your eyes that youre horny.” i wouldnt know how to react id probably blackout

steps to overthrow government

1. stop paying taxes

2. stop sending mail

3. stop riding amtrak

4. stop complying with U.S. census requests (next is in 2020)

5. call your representative and ask them to fire themselves

6. throw an egg at your state capitol building

why is it that every single time i bake/cook the bacon pancakes song from adv*nture t*me gets stuck in my head.. not even just that like it’s the version that’s mashed up w/ new york by alicia keys.. every time