... was it season 5

“Why don’t you go upstairs and get some Tylenol or something okay? and I will deal with this.”

Hi my name is Alex Pearl Vause I’m an ex-drug dealer and pimp, I can charm the pants off of any woman by raising a single eyebrow. I have a lot of pride and don’t like to show weakness, I’m a bad ass, I don’t take shit from anybody but so fucking help me I am just totally in love and just so weak for that WASPY gorgeous blonde Piper Chapman. Did I mention my middle name was Pearl?