... that last line


March 27th, 2007: Happy 10th Anniversary to the Mortal                             Instruments by @cassandraclare​!

First Dialogues:

City of Bones:  “You’ve got to be kidding me,”

City of Ashes:  “Are you still mad?”

City of Glass:  “Score, I’m kicking butt at Mario Kart”

City of Fallen Angels:  “Just coffee, please.”

City of Lost Souls: “Mom, its me!”

City of Heavenly Fire:  “Picture something calming. The beach in Los Angeles—white sand, crashing blue water, you’re strolling along the tide line …” Jace cracked an eye open. “This sounds very romantic.”

City of Heavenly Fire (last line): “Freely we serve, because we freely love, as in our will, to love or not; in this we stand or fall”

anonymous asked:

Just finished reading the parent-and-kid Chocobro drabbles and OH MY GOD IGNIS' LAST LINE. It was all so sweet and adorable and then BAM. Honestly Ignis has really good comedic timing. Applause and kudos to you Nif, another awesome set of drabbles!

Haha thank you! 

To be honest, that was a last-minute addition. I was like “Hmmm maybe this will be pure fluff.” And then I was like “Nah but Iggy is a low key troll so he has to troll his daughter, his own flesh and blood of all people” and BAM done haha

okay guys, this showmance is getting ridic. Sharna deserves better

okay so his footwork isn’t great but it’s MILES better than last week

his lines are much better too

there’s not a whole lot of content in there, but I’m far happier with this than the effort last week

anonymous asked:

I'm surprised you're younger than me tbh. This requires a new limerick. Ahem. A stove can be hot, the arctic is cold, I like you a lot, you're now fucking old, prepare to say phrases that will make you groan, like "omg look at how much that you've grown!" So welcome to 20 we're all doing well, just kidding it's quite like I'm burning in hell. I say this as nicely as I really can, you'll never say "I'm a teenager" again.

this was…………..beautiful………………..sorta depressing with the last line but i love this omggg gkjdfghkjhgksjhgkljshgkjshgkjg also once again i am surprised at the age comment, DO I JUST COME OFF AS A BIT OLDER TO YOU GUYS or maybe its the 

The Assumption everyone is Older than you thing hmmm

THANK YOU ANON!!!!!! this is a good limerick

my favorite thing abt kappy having all the scrapes and bruises face right now is that with all of the media about him being called up it looks like the leafs practice was just Really Rough but no what actually happened was the marlies had a Line Brawl Masquerading As A Game last night and kappy got fighty

anonymous asked:

ok so 3mix had their vlive last night (AHSJDKNBDJD MY SUBUNIT WRECKER), maknae line also had their vlive (with jyp). now when will j-trinity ever (HAKDKBFKDNNSBD MY TOP UNIT)


Anonymous said to incorrecttwicequotes: I’ve already accepted the fact that I can’t pick a bias and I’m caring for 9 beautiful girls at the same time. BUT there are still some competitors who try to bias wreck me even tho they already my 1#, like why are they doing this to me? I already love them with all of my heart pls let me have a rest

My friend, stanning Twice is like driving down a nine lane highway, and constantly swerving from one lane to the next. It’s chaos, they’re all so beautiful and amazing, how do they expect us to choose. 

Anonymous said to incorrecttwicequotes: Oh duude, I’m scared what if next year, since everybody will finally be an adult, they’ll perform Adult Ceremony or an AOA song like Miniskirt, like my gay is not ready for that - tbh anon

I’m not ready. I’m not ready cause I know all of them will pull it off really well and I’ll die. Some of the older members have done sexy cover stages and stuff but if the whole group did something like that. Oh man

Anonymous said to incorrecttwicequotes: fell in love with sana after seeing too much saida interactions. now im in love with two girls

In a group of nine I think you’re allowed the liberty of having two biases

@namo-or-death said to incorrecttwicequotes: namo-or-death(.)tumblr(.)com/post/158889324223/i-was-always-there-beside-you-but-you-never-looked OT4 just because


AHHHH NAJEONGMIMO I still need to make a quote for that ot4 like I planned

anonymous asked:

ColdWestAllenWave (Len x Iris x Barry x Mick) and Creature AUs?


I’m going hardcore Deity here, because I’ve been meaning to write a version of my fic Not Given Lightly where Mick is actually Maui and this seems like a great excuse to play in that sandbox a bit. 

  • Mick’s an immortal demigod. Namely, he’s Maui, who’s somewhere between a hero and a pain-in-the-ass trickster god depending on the myth. He’s spent a long time trying to find someone who’s worth his time, and he found Lenny Snart. 
  • Lenny Snart, on the other hand, is a child of the Bayou, the last in a long line of Yoruba magic practitioners on his mother’s side. At 16, Lenny took his mother’s last letter down to the Keystone Cemetery and performed the ritual she laid out, becoming the avatar of Baron La Croix to try and protect his sister from his asshole father. The Baron is one of the lords of death, notorious for his sarcasm and fear-inducing behavior. 
  • Mick totally fished up parts of Central and Keystone out of the lake in the dam to give Lenny a better hunting ground. 
  • Of course, when you’ve got a trickster and a death god running around together, people (and by people I mean the supernatural community) get concerned. 
  • Iris is Truth. The abstract concept of it. She’s not really tied to any religion, she just is (A New God, a la American Gods, if you will). She sets herself up in Central to keep an eye on Mick and Lenny, and when she realizes that she needs to do something to stop the two of them from getting carried away, she ensures the particle accelerator affects one person in particular, in order to ensure that Mick and Len have a - well, a nemesis.
  • Enter Barry Allen, who just became the avatar of Tamanuitera, the sun. He’s not really Maui’s enemy, per se, but they’ve - tangled - in the past. But the Truth is always better received in the sun, and so Barry falls into bed with Iris.
  • And then they meet Mick and Len. 
  • Look it’s about four foiled heists later that Len admits he totally wants to fuck the Flash, and Mick kind of rolls his eyes and says something like “hard same” and tells Lenny that Barry’s Tamanuitera and they know each other
  • Which of course leads to Mick admitting he tied Barry up and kept him there until he got what he wanted
  • Which sounds great to Len, tbh. 
  • But Barry and Iris come as a matched set, and Iris gets one good look at Mick and says that honestly, that’s something she wants to see and also high-key participate in, thanks. Mick and Len proceed to confirm that Barry’s down with this, and then kidnap the fuck out of him and take him back to a safehouse. 
  • Look, having enthusiastic kinky sex with a pair of rogue deities is not how Iris was planning on keeping track of them, but it works and it certainly benefits her. 
  • In this verse, all of the masks are deities of some kind, and their fame brings them acolytes, and therefore power
  • People tend not to recognize the truth of this, in part thanks to Iris, unless they recruit someone to act as their, well, high priest, for want of a better word. 
  • The High Priests all benefit from the deal in different ways
  • Lisa is Lenny’s, and her benefit is the fact that she’s untouchable by death or injury, and all she has to do is steal and fuck shit up. She thinks she’s getting the better end of the deal
  • Mick’s High Priest is Jax, who gets to fucking fly and transmute matter and be on fire. Jax loves it, and Mick loves Jax like a son. In return, Jax makes sure people know the name Heatwave, and they repeat it in whispers.
  • Cisco Ramon is the High Priest of Tamanuitera. His bargain is making sure people see Barry as a hero and a light, and that they love him, in exchange for the chance to change the world with his foresight. He may or may not also get something like a power boost from sleeping with Barry (and sometimes Iris too). This is the opposite of a problem. 
  • Iris’s apostle is Linda Park. Linda publishes the good news in exchange for her name living forever on the pages of history. 
  • Joseph West may or may not be the God of Policemen. 
Pastry Dates and Other Firsts

This was beta’d by the wonderful, amazing, @megupic on tumblr. We were matched up through @miraculousbeta, also on tumblr.

To be clear, this is an AU where Adrien never attended public school. Therefore, Marinette never had the obsessive crush on Adrien, but she still wanted to keep things professional between her and Chat.

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Adrien couldn’t help but be drawn in by the pretty girl behind the counter. There was just something about her…

This was his second time visiting this bakery just to see her again, though he would never admit it. He waited impatiently, fiddling with his phone, hoping that someone had texted him to make him seem less creepy. Of course, no one had. Being the last one in line after the morning rush was more awkward than he thought it would be.

“Hi, welcome to Tom and Sabine’s! What can I get for you?”

Adrien nearly dropped his phone. “Oh, uh, sorry. Um… a cheese danish, please, and um…” He stared blankly at the pastries in the display case. “Sorry, I don’t know that much about pastries… so I have no idea what’s good or not.”

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