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My name is Lisa.

I’m five foot nine. My hair is long and it’s dark brown. I wear leather a great deal, high boots always, and sometimes glove-soft vests and even leather skirts now and then, and I wear lace, especially when I can find the kind I like: intricate, very old-fashioned lace, snow white. I have light skin that tans easily, large breasts, and long legs. And though I don’t feel beautiful and never have, I know that I am. If I wasn’t, I wouldn’t be a trainer at The Club.

Exit to Eden by Anne Rice (aka Rampling), 1985


Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

My Immortal by Tara Gilesbie, 2006

Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). [[I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Hi my name is Jason Dean and I have ebony black hair with long bangs that reach over my eyebrows and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Christian Slater (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a teenage boy but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a murderer, and I go to a shitty high school called Westerburg in Sherwood, Ohio where I’m in junior year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black trenchcoat with blue flannel under it and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, and black eyeliner. I was walking outside Westerburg. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Heathers stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Hi my name is Draco Malfoy and I have short platinum blonde hair (platinum just like my bank account) and cerulean orbs that fanfic authors cream themselves over and a lot of people tell me I look like young Gerard Way (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to him but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a dragon but I don’t have scales. I have pale white skin. I’m also a wizard, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black frock coat with a lot of frilly lace and black jeans and black combat boots. I don’t have a crush on Harry Potter but I was looking for him anyway because I hate him so much. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of muggleborns stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Hi my name is Alexander Hamilton and I have long powdery grey hair and a lot of people tell me I remind them of George Washington (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to John Laurens but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m also a Founding Father, and I work for a government called the United States of America where I’m the Secretary of the Treasury. I’m a federalist (in case you couldn’t tell). I love Hercules Mulligan and I buy all my clothes from him. For example today I was wearing a black coat with matching black breeches and a white caravat. I was walking outside in New York. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about so I could go home and write unlike John Adams. A lot of Democratic-Republicans stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Hi my name is Shaolin Fantastic and I have a pristine pair of red pumas (that’s how I got my recognition) with white accents and a real life samurai sword that I got for a discount and a lot of people tell me I look like Grandmaster Flash (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Zeke Figuero but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m also a DJ, and I apprentice under Grandmaster Flash where I’m in the third year (I’m seventeen). I’m gay (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly red. For example today I was wearing a red shirt and a matching red hat along with my signature red pumas. I was walking around the Bronx. It was hot and sunny so there was no shade, which I wasn’t very happy about. A lot of Savage Warlords stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Hi my name is Damien Allan Poe Bloodmarch and I have long ebony black hair that reaches my mid-back and violent violet eyes like dying lilac and a lot of people tell me i look like Count Dracula (AN: if you don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Edgar Allan Poe but i wish i was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a vegetarian, and i live in a neighborhood with a bunch of other dads (i’m gay). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. i love Hot Topic and i buy all my clothes from there. For example today i was wearing a vintage victorian vest and white button up shirt with a matching lace jabot at the front and a black pair of trousers, and black oxfords. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eyeshadow. I was walking around the neighborhood. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which i was very happy about. All the other dads stared at me. I put my middle finger up at them.

grrm writing ramsay: his lips looked like two worms fucking
d&d writing ramsay: Hi my name is Ramsay Dark'ness Snow Bolton and I’m a legitimaized bastard (that’s how I got my name) with black hair that reaches my mid-back and cold grey eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Jon Snow (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Joffrey Baratheon but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a sadist, and I took a powerful castle called Winterfell. I’m a Bolton (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black and pink. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black leather doublet with matching cotton around it and a black leather pair of breeches, pink lacing and black riding boots. I was holding a black knife, my black bow, wearing black eyeliner and the blood of my enemies. I was walking outside Winterfell. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Starks stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Hi my name is Harry James Potter and I have long messy black hair (just like my dad) that reaches my mid-neck and green eyes like my mum’s and a lot of people tell me I look like my dad, James Potter(AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). [[I’m not related to Draco Malfoy but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a halfblood but I lived in the muggle world most of my life. I have pale white skin. I’m also a wizard, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m the chosen one (in case you couldn’t tell) and I’m a Gryffindor. I love the Weasleys and I get all of my sweaters from them. For example today I was a blue sweater with an “H” for Harry. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Slytherins stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Potter!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!

“Shut the fuck up Malfoy” I said.

“My father will hear about this,” he said sexily.

I wanted fight (make out) with him but then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

Hi my name is Tyrannus Basilton Grimm Pitch and I have long ebony black hair(that’s how I got my name) and icy grey eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee(AN: if you don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Draco Malfoy but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a wizard, and I go to a magic school called Watford in England where I’m in the eighth year (I’m eighteen). I’m rich (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly name-brand clothes. I don’t have a crush on Simon Snow and he’s definitely not the love of my life. I was walking outside Watford. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of third years stared at me. I put my middle finger up at them.

Hi my name is Yuri Ice Tiger Fairy Dark'ness Plisetsky and I have a short blonde bowlcut (that’s how I got my name, cause i look like a lesbian LOL) with purple streaks and red tips and insanely green eyes that look like a tigers and a lot of people tell me I look like Ellen (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to the Russian figure skating rink where I’m in better than all those slow fuckers on ice. for example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and black leather booty shorts, purple fishnets and black combat boots with knives duct taped to the bottom. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside the rink. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. Fuck you Victor.

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Hi my name Geralt Roger Eric du Haute-Bellegarde (Gwynbleidd) of Rivia and I have long milk-white hair (that’s how I got my name) and golden cat eyes like oriole tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Vesemir (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Iorveth but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witcher, and I go to a fortress called Kaer Morhen amidst the peaks of the Blue Mountains in Kaedwen. I’m a master swordsman (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black armor. For example today I was wearing a black warrior’s leather jacket with silver studs around it and black trousers, black gauntlets, and black leather boots. I was wearing two swords on my back - one silver, one steel, and my special wolf medallion. I was walking outside Kaer Morhen. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of drowners stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Hi my name is Aragorn son of Arathorn heir of Isildur descendent of Numenor King Elessar of the house Telcontar and I have long ebony black hair (almost as long as my name) and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Beren (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m a man but I live for over 100 years. I have pale white skin. I’m also a Dunedain ranger, and I go to the Prancing Pony Inn in Bree where I brood in the corner (I’m eighty-seven). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black.  For example today I was wearing a black cloak with black trim and black boots and black clothes and smoking a black pipe. I was brooding in my corner in the Prancing Pony. It was night-time and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A group of hobbits stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Hi my name is Ulfric Stormcloak and I have a long stormy cloak(that’s how I got my name) with fur that reaches my midback and swamp green eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Ysgramor (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Talos but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a nord but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a jarl, and I rule windhelm. I’m a stormcloak (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly cloaks. I love cloaks and I wear them with all my clothes. For example today I was wearing a Grey cloak and silver armor, and black pants, with silver bracers and boots. I was walking outside Windhelm. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of imperials stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Hi my name is Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde and I have long ebony black hair with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like walt whitman (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to achilles but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a playwrite, and I live in a magic place called London in England. I’m an aesthete  (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly green. I love green carnations and I wear them every day. For example today I was wearing a black suit with matching lace around it and a black leather cape, a green carnation and black combat boots. I was walking outside my house. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. The marquess de Queensberry stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.

Hi my name is Kravitz Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with a and a black cape that reaches my mid-back and icy eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like the Raven Queen (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Taako from TV but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m the Grim Reaper but my face has flesh and is handsome. I have a pale white skull. I’m also a witch, and I go to a base called the Bureau of Balance on the moon (I’m uninoculated). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black suit with matching tie and a black cape with a red inside and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking around the Astral Plane. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of ghosts stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Hi my name is Warren Peace and I have long ebony black hair that reaches my shoulders and icy black eyes like black holes and a lot of people tell me I look like Ron Wilson (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not named after the book War and Peace but I wish I was because it’s a major f***ing masterpiece. I have swarthy tan skin. I’m also a superhero, and I go to a flying school called Sky High in America where I’m in the second year (I’m fifteen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black leather jacket with rips around it and black jeans, a black t shirt and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, no foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Sky High. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of sidekicks stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Before the Sun Is In the Sky - Lin Manuel Miranda X Reader

Pairing: Lin Manuel Miranda x Reader

Summary: You’re a sleep deprived third-year resident at the hospital and you’ve been assigned to the ER where a disheveled Lin comes in after a kitchen mishap.

Warnings: Blood, needles, cursing. I think that’s it?

Word Count: 3,132 (Yiiiikes.)

A/N: So I haven’t written in a long while, so it’s hella rusty and I’m sorry for this trash. This is my first fic in a long ass time. It was initially gonna be a one shot, but then I started rambling and well, it’s dumb. ANYWAY. Have fun with this garbage. Let me know what y'all think and maybe I’ll write more. Who knows.

SIDE NOTE: Thanks to @ourforgottenboleros for editing and being the sweetest pal ever. GO READ HER STUFF ‘CAUSE BECCA INSPIRED ME TO WRITE AGAIN AND HONESTLY I’M FLUSTERED BC OF HER WORK, SO YEAH.

You were four hours past the end of your shift at Columbia University Hospital and you’d been sleep deprived for a little over two days. It wasn’t like you had a right to kick yourself in the ass for being so exhausted because you intentionally signed up for this. Four years at Tufts, another four at Cornell, you weren’t about to throw it all away just because you were tired. It was part of the job. As a third-year resident, you should be used to it by now – and sure, you were, but you were human and sleep was still precious.

It was almost 4 in the morning and you were making your last round in the pit before calling it a night. The ER was oddly silent in a city that never sleeps, but still, you were beyond grateful for the silent reprieve, no matter how momentary.

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Hi my name is Gladion and I have platinum blonde hair (that’s how I got my name) with bangs that cover half of my face and emerald green eyes like a Lum Berry and a lot of people tell me I look like a Buzzwole, or Lusamine (AN: if u don’t know who they are get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Silvally but I wish I was because it’s an awesome Pokemon. I’m a Pokémon Trainer but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also an enforcer and I live in a region called Alola where I work for Team Skull (I’m twelve). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black and red clothes. I love Po Town and I buy all my clothes from there. For example, today I was wearing a black, ripped up hoodie with matching black torn up pants, a red fanny pack and red and black sneakers. I was walking outside of Aether Paradise. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Aether Employees stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.