Prompt 5 bnha
this is super late a;dlkfja;dkljaf i had no idea how to work with this prompt
Bakugou had prepared himself for a lot of things when he started dating Kirishima. He didn’t expect, however, to be fighting for Kirishima’s affections with a fucking cat. Her name was Peaches, because of her fur, and Peaches had come straight from hell itself.
“She’s an angel,” Kirishima said, smiling down at his shitstorm of fur as she climbed on his arm. Her claws would’ve dug into his skin if not for his Quirk. Bakugou had once witnessed Kirishima attempt to bathe the cat, which resulting in scratches all across his arms, despite the use of his Quirk. Bakugou had reluctantly patched him up afterwards, but not before cussing out fucking Peaches.
“She’s not an angel,” Bakugou argued. “She’s the spawn of Satan.”
“He doesn’t mean that,” Kirishima said to the cat. He scratched her chin. “He loves you.”
“I do not,” Bakugou huffed. “I hate her.” His hands still bore scratches and bite marks from her recent attacks. “Everyone hates her.”
“How can you hate this face?” Kirishima held up Peaches to his face, looking up at Bakugou pleadingly. It was annoying how adorable it was.
The cat squirmed and Bakugou backed up. Peaches bit Kirishima’s hand and he dropped her in surprise. She hissed at him, and Kirishima cradled his hurt hand to his chest, looking devastated.
Here it is, Bakugou thought. He has to admit this cat is a demon now.
“I made my own baby cry!” Kirishima gasped, looking as if the world was falling around him. “She’s crying!”
Bakugou rubbed his eyes as the cat continued to hiss at him. “Remind me again,” he muttered, watching Kirishima try to coax his cat back, “why am I dating you?”