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hello. i’m a broke university student with no job and £36 to my name, so i’ve decided to open up commissions, but because i’m in school, the most i can do is headshots. 

all drawings will have a simple flat color or gradient background. (if you want me to put extra effort into the background for you then you’ll have to let me know.)

if you can’t afford to buy a piece of art but still want to help out then if you could reblog this post to spread the word, i’d appreciate it a lot. thank you so much in advance!

again, all payments will be in GBP through paypal.me only.

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“Do you remember what I said to you when you told me you were a lesbian?”
“’Thank god you finally said it’?”
“After that.”
“…’You better find a girl who deserves you’.”
“Yes! That! And this might be so shocking to you, but a murderous vampire isn’t what I had in mind!!”

Carmilla + Favorite Familial Relationship: Laura Hollis+Dad (requested by @bi-dominusrex)

[Send me a fandom and a number]

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happy halloween, everyone! 

unfortunately, i do not have candy or doodles of vampire boyfriends for you, but i do have… another au! i know. i’m awful. but i promise, i’m trying to make it good.

it has ghost boyfriends, rock climbing, a guy who kind of looks like Akande (but not really), passive-aggressive song-playing, and it takes place on an uninhabitated, overgrown version of Santa Catalina Island, just off the coast of LA.

anonymous asked:

Hello, sweetie. Can you please recommend some legacies or stories that you like? I am super bored right now and I trust your good taste! You are awesome! Thank u in advance.

ooo ok i really like @grilledcowplant, @thenooboocrew, @simswillsim, @cellblocksimmer, @fangflower, @glitchysims, @simtzu, @sleepingsimmer, @pxelmango, @poolbrop, @plumbobus, @randomcoffeesimmer, @simvair, @oasisprings, @saartje77, @mummasim, @kismet-sims, @lunarr-sims, @pixelb0mb, @ceiuu, @bratsims, @partihaus, @simgerale@cabsim@simsterically@nadehzdia & @evesimmies
also @soft-almond might be posting gameplay v soon!!!!!!!

Anyway the point of my posts about Lord English and about troll gender so close together was that I’d been talking about it in the headcanon chat and I’ve come to the pretty solid conclusion that it’s English’s fault that trolls even have gender.

If you think about the fact that trolls logically should not have biological sex outside of the mother grub / troll dichotomy, then the idea that trolls developed a concept of gender identity seems absurd. But as it happens, a lot of Alternia is absurd; it’s a near-comical caricature of a fascist dictatorship, because it was engineered that way. So of course it follows that someone (read: the lizard man English and his puppet government) decided that trolls should be gendered.

And there’s precedent for it to be that way! English is from an incredibly binary race (a species one could almost say is composed entirely of binaries), and, unfortunately, as is well-known, his biggest policy is misogyny. Which is an easy policy to carry out when all you’re doing is trolling cherubs and humans, and messing with carapaces; but it’s difficult to do when you’re at the helm of a race who are, for all intents and purposes, non-binary. So naturally, he imposed a gender binary on them, completely arbitrarily.

And it just thematically fits; if there’s an fascist or imperialist ideal that you could possibly apply to a species to make it a dystopia, it’s been slapped onto Alternia; and a completely arbitrarily imposed gender binary is just… one of those colonialist things.

Trolls having binary genders is ridiculous because it’s just part of the endless set of ridiculous rules deliberately placed onto Alternia to make it ridiculously dystopian.

Characters Zacharie Should Befriend:
  • Monika (Doki Doki Literature Club)
  • Kedamono (Popee The Performer)
  • Sans (Undertale)
  • Tom Nook (Animal Crossing)
  • Kakashi Hatake (Naruto)
  • Andrew Hussie (Real Life & Homestuck)
  • Porkrind (Cuphead)
  • Hint Man (Earthbound)
  • Any Cat (Real Life??)

fandom interpretation: zoro is an aggressive, quiet alpha male type who is seen as cool and collected

me, an intellectual: my man got stuck in a chimney

anonymous asked:

Fav GoT character and Great House?

Originally posted by iheartgot

Originally posted by breakerofchains1

Until the end with my Queen, Mother of Dragons who is born of the storm.

A thing that is problematic or cringey may also be exactly what somebody desperately needs to have in their lives right now. Just because a thing is flawed doesn’t stop it from having value.

It’s one thing to point out the problems of a thing, but please don’t guilt a person into cutting off their one lifeline.

archiveofourown.org
A Stupid Bet: Part 1 - Form_Voretron - Voltron: Legendary Defender [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Voltron: Legendary Defender
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Hunk (Voltron), Pidge (Voltron), Keith (Voltron), Lance (Voltron)
Additional Tags: Vore, Weight Gain
Series: Part 1 of A Stupid Dare
Summary:

The team learns that pitting Lance and Keith’s egos against each other can only ever have disastrous consequences.

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Chapter 19: Interspecies Romance [ AO3 ] | [ ff.net ]

“You can’t not go,” Hermione reminded him, interrupting bouts of careful lipstick application in the sitting room mirror to frown bossily at him. “Your father’s going to out us if you don’t, remember?”

“Oh, he knows nothing,” Draco muttered, tossing the newspaper aside. “So he knows I’m a contract killer and you’re a maniacal boxing sociopath. So what?” he prompted, throwing his hands in the air. “So we have our lives and reputations ruined. It’s fine. There are worse things.”

“Like what?” Hermione scoffed, and Draco rose to his feet, taking a few steps to stand behind her.

“LIKE THIS DINNER,” he barked, and she promptly dropped her lipstick, turning to scowl at him.

today was a hardcore korean study day by which i mean today i watched 4 hours of 식샤를 합시다 and honestly… i’m not even sure.

((OOC: Couple small things. :D

1. Gosh, I keep seeing my screencaps of Virgil being reblogged lately… Would you guys like s’more? Prolly particularly of S2 P2? =O (and if so do I avoid Inferno or? :Oa)

2. Sorry been a bit all over the place. My brain is a bit all over the place. XD Gonna try and get back to few old things, so if you see replies to old rps… …yeah. You aren’t seeing things. XD

3. …you know… there was something else I think, but now I am completely blanking. Uh. ……….. Nope, I can’t remember. ^__^;;; SO UH JUST. IDK. <3 <3 <3 <3′s for everyone.))