... i tried something

And I tried. I tried to be beautiful in a way that caught you off guard. I tried to be smart without having to use a calculator. I tried to be funny without having to think of some stupid joke to say. I tried to be sexually experienced for you. I tried to have all my shit together. I tried to figure what I wanted in life. I tried everything just so you could look at me the way I look at you. I tried to be something that wasn’t me and even when I tried all theses things it still wasn’t enough to make you look at me. It still wasn’t enough to make you want me. It still wasn’t enough to make you love me. Never again will I ever be something other than myself for a guy. Never again will I betray the body I was given. The home that I hated for so many years and treated like shit. Never again will I put a mans needs before me because really men ain’t shit. They do not home a person for 9 months just to go through extraordinary measures to bring that tiny human into the world safely. They do not bleed for a week and have extreme pain just because they aren’t pregnant. Women do not open their hearts and hips and birth a child when it feels like every bone in their body breaking and more just so a man can decide if she’s the one he wants for the week. My point is, do not ever settle for a man that does not see you as magic and more. Women are not ordinary. We did not give birth to civilization just so we could be treated like shit.
—  You not wanting me was the beginning of me wanting myself. // love, heartbreak & everything in between.
My dad is awesome.

This one is kinda short but I remember feeling amazing despite my age.

So when I was like nine or ten we had just taken a trip to Arizona. At one point we decided to take a drive over the border to Mexico for an evening with an old family friend that had a home there.

All went well, the dinner was lovely. But, the drive back into the US is hell. The line is like fifty miles long of pissed off drivers and flower salesman. Being nine, I somehow didn’t blow my brains out from being so bored we were in line for maybe six hours, and all was going swimmingly. Then this asshole driving in the far right lane (which was reserved for border patrol or something, I assume) suddenly tries to cut in front of us. Everyone is honking but he’s just flipping people off and smirking as he inches his car into the gap inbetween our car the one in front of us.

We had a rental so we could just up and ram his car much as I’d assume we wanted to, so my dad calmly gets out of the car and stands in front of this jerks car. The jerk starts honking his own car. My dad, brilliant as all hell, simply does that guardians of the galaxy middle finger windup to him, then proceeds to do about six or seven other variations on flipping this dude the bird. By now the people in the cars around us are all laughing and pointing at this guy and some of them are even flipping him off too.

All the loud honking had drawn the attention of a border patrol car somewhere up the line, and we heard a honk as it suddenly pulled up next to this guy. The agent got out, saw what was happening, and calmly told the man to go to the back of the line. Which was like a whole six hour wait behind us. Mister asshole decides to start defending himself, and the border patrol agent shuts him up and says “if you were in the wrong here, so many people wouldn’t be laughing at you right now.”

He drove away towards the rear of the line and we comfortably waited five more hours to get back into the US.

ok so I see a lot of klance that’s like “oh you’re gonna flirt with me? NOT IF I FLIRT WITH YOU HARDER” and I applaud that, and it’s adorable, BUT CONSIDER

-lance actually knowing nothing 

-talks a big game but actually dies when confronted 

yeah I know he’s competitive about literally everything else BUT he would get SO FLUSTERED if keith tried something L I S T E N

-keith finally does something about all the sexual tension

-after training one day he pulls lance aside as the other paladins leave

-pidge notices and gives keith a thumbs up before getting out, personally making sure no one stays and grinning like a maniac

-lance’s head is racing. oh my god. what did I do. what does he want. he decides to attempt breaking the ice

-“dude what even was your form on the last exercise, you got hit like fifteen times”

-lance is an idiot. 

-keith kind of looks at him like ‘does he actually not know’ and tells him he wants to go somewhere else with him and starts not-so-subtly waking toward his bedroom 

-lance is oblivious but jokes about it on the way

-“wow buddy what are you getting at here hmmm seems pretty scandalous"

-keith is actually dying lance is such an idiot why does he have to like him

-they finally get there, keith leans in, and lance gets sO RED because OH MY GOD HE ACTUALLY WAS GETTING AT THIS WHAT DO I DO 

-keith does not mind taking the lead lance certainly doesn’t either

-keith ceaselessly teases him about how completely bombastic lance’s arrogance was


-lance is an idiot

anonymous asked:

I absolutely adore your writing and I was wondering if you could do one where Noctis has to go to a neighbouring kingdom to settle a peace treaty and ends up starting a love-hate relationship with the queen (who's his age and kind of stubborn). Pretty please, thank you 😘💕✨


Noctis x F!OC
Word Count: 2,452
SFW, fluff

I loved this prompt. I’m thinking maybe one day I’ll elaborate on this, because it’s so hard to condense something like this into a one-shot, but I tried my best. I’m gonna put it under a Read More because it’s pretty long and I don’t want it to clog up people’s dashboards––can mobile users let me know if they can see it? Anyway, enjoy! And thank you again for your continued support.

Tagging @chocobrodreamteam because of the sleepy headed prince.

Noctis was in the back seat of Ignis’ car, his head leaned against the window. He sighed heavily. King Regis had sent Noctis, Ignis, Gladio and Prompto to a neighbouring kingdom for a short trip, sort of as an act of good will, to a neighbouring kingdom not too far from Insomnia. It was called Contumacem, and according to Ignis, it was ruled by a young queen, not much older than Noctis.

“Apparently she’s quite lovely,” Ignis noted from the driver’s seat, glancing at Noctis in the rearview mirror. “I wouldn’t be surprised if His Majesty sent you to meet her as a way of joining our two kingdoms sometime in the near future.”

“Fat chance,” Noctis yawned, stretching out his arms. He almost hit Gladio in the face, who swatted his hand away. “Let’s just get this over with. He told me it was a good will visit. We just have to meet the queen, play nice, and go home.”

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Elle Taiwan:

elletaiwan融化!洛基湯斗森來啦,在 @gucci 秀場外遇到,跟ELLE親切打招呼,這笑容~那個誰,快幫我叫救護車⚡️電暈⚡️ #ELLE時裝週直擊 #MFW #GucciFW17 #AlessandroMichele #tomhiddleston #Gucci #runway #AW17 @twhiddleston

I really tried to translate it. I got something like “ Elle Taiwan melted! Tom Hiddleston came to the Gucci show outside the encounter, kindly greeted Elle and smiled. Someone, fast, help me call the ambulance”. Yeah, I actually think this is pretty accurate…

theheartshapedsunglasses  asked:

i love hair fluffed dean too! he's one of my top deans! the others include: sad, beat up, desperate dean. smirky dean! bad jokes dean! "i'm totally a ladies man" dean. unexpected soft dean (grumpy soft dean) and so on and so on

hon you are speaking my language

because all of the versions of Dean all mixed together end up in one complex and irritable and cheerful and righteous and flawed Dean Winchester–

–just as all of the versions of Sam, from bitchily self-righteous to compassionate to insane-over-his-brother to thoughtful and mature, all mix up together to make one startlingly complex Sam Winchester–

–and I like every single version, even if some of them I might roll my eyes at and some of them I might find a little scary and some of them I might wish would go away, because it’s the nuance, the shifting colors from day to day, the bad moods and the jokey ones and the long history and the guilt and the determination, that all go together to make a Winchester. The hair fluffs and the danger and the bruised-eyed grins, all of them.

(and you know what’s even more amazing) (that despite everything) (they each like the kaleidoscopes of each other) (even when they find each other annoying) (even when they hate each other) (there’s truly nowhere else they’d rather be) (is it insane?) (fuck it–that ship has long ago sailed)

idk if this is a good tip but sometimes when the dressing rooms have a camera above them but don’t count, like in my nordstrom’s, I just take what I want into the dressing room and leave the decoys behind instead of bringing them back out into the store to put them away because it’ll look like I just wasn’t interested in anything that I tried on 

idk!! it always works better for me than carrying something back out into the store and wandering around for awhile before ditching it 

obviously don’t leave hangers but yea! I try to take stuff that wasn’t hung up in the first place to replace those with things I took off the hangers 

anonymous asked:

What does it mean if I've never received the same score on a mbti test? I've received INTP, INTJ, INFP, INFJ, and IS-something?? I've even tried other nonofficial tests but received different results with those as well. If it helps I took an empathy test and got a near perfect score, and I got a perfect score on a nerd test.

You sound like an NP to me. NPs have the most “flexible” personalities, meaning we change our behavior frequently around different types of people. Based on the empathy, probably an NFP, which makes me think INFP. But that is still very little information. My best suggestion is to just research–it’ll only help

anonymous asked:

I follow you because through you I learned to embrace my Latina side to the fullest. Where I grew up being "too Mexican" was considered bad, so I tried to make myself something I was not. With your blog (along with other Latinx blogs) I came back to my roots, and am hella proud to be Mexican!


sleepy-skittles  asked:

13, 14

13. hardest character to write

Ooh, a lot of characters haha. I write almost exclusively from Stiles and Derek’s povs, so certain other characters can be difficult territory. Like, I can write dialogue for most characters if they’re just side characters, but actually from their point of view? I thiiiink… Erica is pretty hard to write. As a side character she’s awesome, but I don’t think I’ve ever even tried writing something were I had to really get in her head, so that would probably be pretty difficult

14. easiest character to write

Definitely Stiles or Derek. They are by far the easiest ones to write, because most of my works revolve around them, and I usually switch between their povs. I think Stiles is just a little bit easier to write, because a lot of the time Derek’s feelings and actions don’t necessarily match up (like, you’ll have him pining or being sad or something while trying to keep up his tough guy exterior), and it can also be difficult to write really emotional scenes for him because of how gruff he is sometimes. Stiles is easiest, then, and I think he’s also the most fun because he’s such a little shit ;)

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