so as I said I have a house on tonberry, which i don’t want to let go for certain reasons but I’d like to try and start an fc (as it is an fc house….) and I dont believe there are many rp fc’s on the server.
I’m looking for someone who would be willing to help me out, obviously I’m not looking for any specific requirements but I’d like to do something fun and creative! I still am a slight baby when it comes to roleplay in game but i’d like to be more invested in it!!!!!!
If anyone who plays on tonberry with an alt or is fc-less is looking to help create an rp orientated fc (either casual or serious, personally i dont mind) please help me………………………………………
I am frustated bc i want to leave a review abt the bullshit baiting they did but i dont even know where to start
i’d recommend taking a while to organize your thoughts
im sure if your first reaction was anything like mine your instinct is to spam caps lock and use borderline incoherent language to rip them a new one. unfortunately the truth is unless you’re able to list your thoughts in a respectful, intelligent and genuine way, they’re not going to bother reading it. they’re allowing you to send feedback, not just fill the page with expletives.
keep the main points of what they did in mind;
excluded ayra from the original FE4 banner
released a banner with only 1 new focus unit (ayra) days after the FE4 banner released, on purpose, to make sure to give enough time for ppl to drain their orbs.
made ayra a 40% bonus unit
betrayed the players trust
kept us in the dark by not releasing a calendar this month
most importantly:make it clear you’re not going to spend money on the game if they continue baiting.
even if you’ve never bought orbs in your life, if you’re not paying, you’re the product. without F2P players for whales to feast on, the game dies. so its in their best interest to keep all of their players happy.
remember to take your time in your feedback reply and try to keep it short and to the point. let them know that you don’t appreciate being baited and that you’re not going to spend money on the game if they keep it up.
so like bartender au again where a very drunk yuuri does a very messy body shot off of victor because twitter and im very tired and i dont know how to anatomy and idk just take this from me just take this and pretend it didnt happen leaf me alone
Brain: Look! Your favorite blogger wrote a 30k word post saying why your OTP is canon!
Me: What! Where?
Brain: Tumblr! Also, don’t forget to look up your OTP and read all the fanfiction you come across. And, make sure you see all of those juicy edits and crack videos. And when you’re done, go to Netflix and re-watch the series so you could never forget how amazing it is.
i was kicked out today. August 14th, 2017. I am a queer disabled individual with no income. I may have a friend that i am able to stay with but it will take a while to get there as its several states away. In the meantime, and for the future i could use some help for food and other essentials. Please anything helps. A dollar, 50 cents please. I am safe for tonight but i dont know how long i will be. im trying to figure out where to go and jobs i can get, but in the meantime i could really use some help. Anything and everything is appreciated, ive attached my pay pal link. Thank you, and if you have questions please message me. thanks again.
okay but remember when everyone was coming up with theories that victor was either evil or dying but it turns out he's just a big nerd that fell in love and now theyre engage and happy and in a healthy relationship and ???? i dont know where i was going with this, im just haPPY
jdkdjd now i cant remember anything and im formatting on mobile chrome so sorry for the mess but ok listen
[Dick, via comms, sounding desperate]
ROBIN, ARE YOU STILL NEAR MY HOUSE?
[Damian, alarmed] YES
[Dick] COME HERE NOW
and when Damian arrives, bursts through the window, batarang in hand ready to
kick ass, he finds Dick in bed, in a blanket burrito watching tv.
can you please turn off the lights and close the door.”
Damian sighs irritated. Throws the batarang at the light switch. Kicks closed the door.
“Thank you Dami my beautiful baby brother that i would die for, can you~”
“I am not getting you food from the kitchen, goodbye grayson”
“FOR GODS SAKE JASON DO I HAVE TO SPEAK
IN EMO TO GET THROUGH YOUR HEAD!!!? HAVE YOU HEARD OF CLOSING THE GOD DAMN DO-[jason comes back and closes door] thanks.”
they used to spit into a drink or lick food to stop a sibling from eating it.. (jason
and Cass used to eat/drink that shit anyways while staring at you dead in the eye… Tim used to do it ONLY with Cass’ food and sometimes Dick’s…) but now they don’t even care.. all 6 of them share a lollipop while in the batplane (because cass found only one in her pocket and Bruce insisted they either share it or no one would eat it, to avoid fighting) (yes, even duke, who at first was also disgusted with them but now he’s like *shrug* pass me the licked food damian)
“WHY ARE YOU PLAYER ONE I WANT TO
BE PLAYER ONE"
“BECAUSE I’M THE OLDEST”
"FUCK YOU AND FUCK
BRUCE AND FUCK THIS STUPID VIDEOGAME AND FUCK THE SYSTEM-“
“Todd. I need a favor.”
"Uh uh. “
”… Could you
please help me with this videogame level..“
“That’s enough that’s enough give me back
the-that’s ENOUGH LET ME PLAY TODD-FATHER!!!!”
“Cass are those my clothes”
”.. They fit”
YOURE GONNA GET CHOCOLATE ON IT LIKE LAST TIME”
"will not!!! And
you let Kon wear my shirt and now it’s too big for me!“
not my fault he thought that was mine and you always let Stephanie wear my
stuff I leave at your house too!!“
[everyone watching a movie together] [a character with a really ugly haircut
appears] “DICK WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US YOU WERE IN A MOVIE"
“Hey dick, Wally is on the phone"
"ugh I’m not in the mood tell
him I’m sleeping or someth-”
”[on phone] he’s right here I’ll pass
him the phone"
“I know where you live Timoth-hey Wally whatsup
“I’m gonna shower!” [cass, thrown over the sofa playing with Tim’s laptop, clearly not intending to get up any time soon] “no wait I was gonna shower!!“
"THOMAS WHEN I LEFT TO GRAB JUICE I HAD TWELVE FRIES AND NOW I ONLY HAVE
NINE, WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO EAT MY FOOD"
"it wasn’t me!!"
"YOU’RE STILL CHEWING THEM”
everytime one of them is getting lectured by Bruce the others try to make them crack up.. please…
“is there something funny about throwing a mug at your brother, Tim?"
”………n..o…..dAD DUKE IS PULLING FUNNY FACES"
they steal each others stuff all the time just to be annoying and put the blame on each other…
“I left my phone right here where
"c'mon guys!! Who was it??”
"NO WHAT THE FUCK
IT WASNT ME!"
"ME NEITHER !!!”
"WHO WAS IT
IM GONNA CALL DAD AND YOU KNOW HOW HE GETS WHEN I CALL HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF A
“YES I WOULD DAMIAMOTHY”
"DONT DO IT"
“WHO WAS IT”
[screams, trying to wrestle the house phone from Dick’s hand,
kicking, biting, spiting]
[finally cass, who has been watching everything go
down from afar, comes forwards a drops the phone in dicks chest] “here”
movie nights… are a mess…. they always complain about each other’s movie taste and end up watching a movie picked by bruce so they won’t fight… aka a boring ugly mess and they spend the whole movie glaring at each other like “this is your fault!!”
the batcave] “Jason would you call Damian, I need to verify-”
“yeah sure… [not
even looking up from phone] DAMIAN!!!!”
“JASON IF I HAD WANTED TO YELL I WOULD
HAVE CALLED HIM MYSELF CANT YOU JUST GO FETC-“
[from afar] “WHAT DO YOU WANT
“BRUCE WANTS YOU DOWN HEREEEEEEEEEEEE”
and that’s all I have now.. let me think for a while and I might make a part 2..
You know what I find so insidiously appalling about the culture of treating things like fashion and makeup as basic defaults of femininity, rather than like… cool things that a lot of women happen to be really into.
And the reason why I think society has this disgusting double standard where they treat girls that don’t care for makeup or fashion like they are lesser (How many times in my life have I heard “You should really make more of an effort” or “It would be more professional if you wore X” or “why don’t you care about your appearance?”) while at the same time scoffing at women who passionately love fashion or makeup as frivolous or shallow (How many times have I heard “Why do you need to touch up your makeup so often” or “girls are so vain why do they care about appearances so much”)
The answer came to me today when I read on Facebook some dude’s opinion on the Hannibal TV series, and why he thinks it’s lame and furthermore women’s love of it is lame. His argument essentially boiled down to women’s fantasy image of an “ideal man” being ludicrously unrealistic and unattainable… because they are too well dressed.
A man cannot, he argues, be expected to be accomplished at both a career and a hobby AND have time to dress impeccably and be so well groomed and manicured. He argues that women are being unrealistic by finding men who are well dressed and interested in fashion attractive, because no man accomplished in other things could possibly have time for that because that stuff takes a lot of time and effort.
Well. Um. I have news for him.
That’s exactly what women are expected to do in our society. We are expected to be accomplished at a variety of things AND ALSO dress well and look well groomed and immaculate. And it strikes me that this is also EXACTLY why there’s a double standard, if it’s a default expectation on us. A woman who isn’t doing it is failing to meet the standard. And a woman passionately enthusiastic about doing it is clearly going overboard here, I mean, that would be like being passionate and excited about brushing your teeth don’t you have anything else in your life to get excited about, fashion is just a default after all.
And yet, they clearly understand and acknowledge that keeping yourself fashionable and immaculate and stylish is a lot of work, that could in many cases take time away from other things. They just don’t value a woman’s time as much as they value a man’s time. We are expected to perform it, but not care about it.
And then they get bent out of shape when we have the audacity to suggest it would be attractive if men did it too.
what she means: jin kissed rap monster. seokjin kissed namjoon. kim seokjin kissed kim namjoon. kim seokjin’s second onscreen kiss is with his fellow bts member kim namjoon. his actual plush lips actually fucking touched namjoon’s actual silky smooth cheek live in front of the rest of bangtan and millions of witnesses. kim seokjin, plush god and inventor of hand kisses, literally placed his lips on the cheek of one motherfucking kim namjoon, beast rapper and ryan bear enthusiast. kim seokjin, writer of kissy punishments, had to do his own goddamn punishment on kim namjoon, the biggest pretender in the universe pretending to hate the idea of being kissed by kim seokjin. the pink princess kissed pinkmon on the fucking cheek-
not to be that emo jin stan but as ive been saying im just??? so incredibly unbelievably heart-stoppingly proud of him (i mean always but Especially rn)……. hes been giving his all to bangtan for years like all the boys have said how much he practices and how hard he workd to get the chordo and his lines everytine better and better and on top of that hes also so caring so he really does look out for all the other members and on top of that hes really family/friends centered so he always make sure to spend time with all of them and that everyone knows how much he appreciates them and on top of that theres also all the time he dedicates to armys bc he really loves us with all his heart and still????? ON TOP OF ALL THAT????? he went to uni and graduated and thats already hard when u can focus on it but be couldnt bc bangtan occupies him 25/8 but still he did it to make his parents proud and i just?? dont even know where im going with this anymore just know that kim seokjin is one of the hardest workers out there and theres nothing he cant do and im just so so so proud of him he truly deserves the world
that alone should be enough to send your imaginations spinning off to wild places, but that, my friends, is only where our story begins.
it is also something you should know, just in general, in case you happen to encounter darcy lewis.
she’s tazed a god twice, and she goes drinking with thor. on a regular basis.
the first time thor wanted to go drinking after i showed up, lewis was there too. and naturally, if thor was going out so was she. neither of them knew us newbie avengers well yet, but being sociable sort of people, they invited us to tag along. scott immediately agreed, but sam was caught up doing some beta testing in the labs with tony, and said he would catch up when they were done.
so darcy, thor, scott and i went out drinking.
fun fact about thor: it takes him approximately one million alcohols to get drunk, but once he’s there, he likes to sing. preferably epic ballads of victory in battle, but he’s pretty much game for any catchy song that will get a bar excited. that being the case, lewis and thor’s go-to midgardian bar is a karaoke joint.
im sure you begin to see where things are going wrong.
fun fact about darcy lewis? she can also hold her alcohol, but cannot carry at tune. like. at all.
that doesnt stop her from singing, mind you. gotta respect a lady who knows shes terrible but enjoys herself anyway.
scott apparently loves karaoke. i dont know why that surprised me, but it did. even more surprising? hes not actually that bad, although like 90% of his song choices were bruce springsteen. no clue why. anyway, thor was delighted by having a buddy who was not only willing but able to sing with him, and after scott got over his star-struck-ness they had a pretty great time.
it was a good thing that thor and lewis went to that bar on the regular, because im sure any place that hadnt been prepared for them would have kicked all of us out. as it was, they finally booted us out the door after a rousing rendition of ‘wrecking ball’ had most of the bar on their feet. and broke two tables.
(thor apparently settles his tab there in asgardian gold, so no hard feelings from the bartenders.)
the night was young and all of us had enough booze in our systems that we decided to catch a cab back to the tower and see if we could rope anyone else into some shennanigans. thor was buzzed at least, which for thor means his voice is even boomier and his gestures are more expansive–you gotta be ready to duck. scott was drunk, no question about it, and that was probably why theyd wound up singing wrecking ball in the first place. scott’s a cheerful if floppy, “ i love you, i love all of you guys, i love everyone in this bar ” kind of drunk, and was mostly travelling by merit of being wrapped around thors bicep. i was a little buzzed myself, and lewis had had nearly as much as i did. remarkably, she seemed to be chugging along pretty well, some weaving and slurring aside. the lady lives up to her god-tazing reputation.
anyway, we got out of the cab at the tower and started making our way to the doors. scott had partially detached from thors arm and needed extra support, so i was helping keep him from capsizing while lewis trailed a few steps behind the three of us, making color commentary of our three stooges act.
and then out of nowhere, she just…yelled.
all three of us whipped around as quickly as three drunk superpeople can, just in time to see darcy lewis dish out what looked to be a pretty dang textbook perfect roundhouse kick to the chest of some poor guy.
the guy went down. lewis went down too, because the kick had totally overbalanced her. thor and i dropped scott and ran over to help.
which was when sam sat up and said ‘that was a hell of a kick’
because apparently hed finished up his testing and gone out to catch up with us, made it partway down the block to call a cab, then saw us getting out of our taxi. he jogged back–not being particularly stealthy, but we were drunk–and put his hand on lewis’s shoulder to get her attention.
lewis, having pretty poor vision even sober, and worse vision when drunk and without her glasses, just saw some big male figure who’d popped up out of nowhere and grabbed her by the shoulder.
so naturally she kicked him in the chest.
she apologized profusely, but the rest of us thought it was pretty funny. and sam was impressed the next morning when he discovered that she’d left a visible footprint on his chest.
darcy insists she has no idea why she did it. or where she learned to kick like that.
the rest of us have just chalked it up to mysterious darcy lewis powers.