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A-Z NSFW: Yixing

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A = Aftercare
Yixing is the most caring person in the world. Honestly he’s the best human that walks the Earth, don’t fight me on that. And he definitely will be the most loving and caring boyfriend/lover in EXO, if not in the entire human population. Yixing is certainly a guy that refuses to let you leave the bed until he knows you’re 100% okay. He’s not very rough in general, so hurting you isn’t a fear on his mind often, but he does want to make sure you’re happy and comfortable before he gets his dose of cuddles; either a quick shower if you feel up to moving or he’ll jump to get a warm rag because no one likes sweat and dry cum snuggles….

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) 
Nothing fucked my day up more than reading an passage from his book, where he went to say things like he’s a good dancer, but not as good as Kai, a good singer but not as good as Luhan, handsome but not as handsome as Kris. It’s obvious no matter how brilliant he is, he’s literally the most perfect human alive, he’s still rather self conscious. He’d favor his abs, definitely. He rips his shirt off every chance he gets and on Go Fighting when he was woken up he literally went to the bathroom and stared in the mirror at them for a good 5 minutes…I’m sure he’s pretty proud of them. Being the sappy guy he is, of course he says your eyes are his favorite. He’s really lovey, what do you expect, honestly?

C = Cum
While he is the epitome of a gentleman, Xing’s still kind of hesitant and awkward around females. He’d have to finish in a condom in you or something, I feel like he’s such an angel that cumming all over you in semi degrading in his mind, insulting even. If the odd chance he does cum on you by accident, he’s flying off the bed to find something to clean you off. 

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) 
I feel like Xing’ll have a lot of dirty secrets. Even though he loves you and he likes being honest with you, he doesn’t really like to be vocal about sex things. He respects you too much to actually bring any of it up, different positions and places he wants to have sex, he keep his lips sealed tight. But…you’ll just have to make him tell you, won’t you?

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
See this is the thing, I can’t imagine Xing watching straight up porn. I remember him saying he does watch 19+ movies? Idk if any of you have watched those but I have and they’re….something…but certainly not on par with porn. I know he had a GF back in China, and wrote her songs and all that, he was definitely a loving boyfriend. He knows too much good stuff to put in his songs mym ??? boy…. and onE DOES NOT SIMPLY KNOW HOW TO MOVE THEIR HIPS LIKE THAT UNLESS THEYVE BEEN IN THAT GOOD PUS-anyways, I don’t think he’s a virgin….he definitely knows what he’s doing, he’s just too respectful to be a fuck boi like the rest of em XD

F = Favorite position

The way that boy gets down on the floor and humps boi busted his fuckin belt how tf that’s a straight up missionary guy. Xing really gets it going too….missionary sure as hell ain’t boring with his hips grinding away. He does fool around with the position, though. Prop your legs up over his shoulders or hook his arms behind your knees, the whole big thang, lord knows one simply does not get bored with xing’s dicc in ‘em.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

While Xing is kind of a meme, he’s adorkable in the best ways, when his shirts off and hips are moving, I’ve never seen the dude more serious. He’s damn determined to give the most for you; he’s in ‘character’ and he’s focused entirely on giving you both the most pleasure imaginable. 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they)
Lord knows I love his tummy and I have a weird obsession with his happy trail. I think he might wax every once in a while…I’ve seen him missing the hair from one armpit a few times……that’s weird…..anyways I don’t think he trims or stays bare much, probably one of the other boys forced him to go along to the ahem..’groomers’ or something.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
This is Xing we’re talking about…they boy that wrote love songs for his childhood GF…..k but imagine baby xing writing little love songs, cute image, isn’t it? O-fucking-course Xing is tHE MOST romantic member in both your non-sexual relationship and your sexual one. He pampers you, and especially in the bedroom, he’s almost singing lyrics to you his sweet nothings are so sweet. He’s a stickler for that good ol ‘loving eye contact’ and holding your hands, bodies pressed entirely together while he confesses his love and admiration over and over again. 

J = Jack Off (Masturbation)

Listen…I know he’s a grown man….but I literally can’t see Xing jerking off? Like I feel like just the thought makes him flustered and he gets all awkward and has to think about all the rice cake he was force fed on Go Fighting! to chill back out again. He’d much rather be with you, so if the feeling arises, he stores it in the spank bank for later when he gets to be back in your arms.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Okay, okay. I do think Xing is an innocent little baby, but I know he’s not. You know the times he wears that like…silk fabric as a blindfold? He lowkey stole that and brought it back to keep for himself. He really likes the cool fabric feel against his skin and sometimes after a long long day, he likes to just lay back and hand you the fabric and let you have your own, uncontrolled, fun with him. 

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)
Regardless on how he is in the bedroom, we all know Yixing is a good boy, he’s not going to take you somewhere there’s a risk of getting caught and/or in trouble, so he’s very firm in staying in the bedroom. But I really think he’d love bath sex, he likes water so much, the performances and all he wanted to do on Go Fighting! was go swimming, he’s a lil fishy. Bedroom and bath are really the only options to him.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

His songs are lowkey dirty, and if he’s got you, I imagine he’d be secretly writing songs about/for you all the time. I bet my leg he’s be writing his not so innocent lyrics and be thinking about you and then his mind wanders….and things grown….and he’d have to hunt you down…Yixing urned himself on just writing about you…sheesh he’s a weirdo…

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Back to Location, he 100% will not do anything public. He’s not easily turned on when he’s out in the world anyways, so it’s kind of pointless to try.  Also anything by his neck? Not happening, he’ll have a melt down. I’d pay to see someone try to give him a hickie….

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

God Xing is such a little shit….He has the most talented mouth I’ve seen….he’s just too much. He’s a very big pleaser, he almost gets off on just getting you off, he’s a pro and even better since he knows your body’s reactions so well. He almost doesn’t like you going down on him, but he’s one that won’t even propose the idea of you returning the favor and if you take initiative to do it, he’s down for the ride, but he’s not going to ask.  

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

How the floor isn’t pregnant after all this time, I have no idea. If his um…floor fun is anything to show, he’s kind of rough. With an actual person, I don’t think he’d be that wild, a bit slower that he portrays and way more loving and sensual. 

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
I feel like Xing has a pretty tight hold on his lust and whatnot, so I think if there isn’t proper time to have regular sex, he can easily push it away to bring up later when you’ve got time for it. If they did happen, quickies would be extremely rare, to the point you can count how many times you’ve had them on one hand. He just doesn’t like the rushed feeling.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

[See Location and NO] Yixing’s pretty hesitant in trying new things with you, he doesn’t really want to do anything that sounds like it could hurt either of you so a lot of things he isn’t game to even try but if they sound harmless enough, like just a new position or something, he’s okay with trying that.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Yixing does the very most all the time, he gives 142% in every single thing he does. I don’t think he tires out easily, that’s why he can’t do quickies, I don’t think he cums fast…you’ll probably be at it for a good 10 minutes and that’s excluding the foreplay. But one round is usually all he will do. 

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Beyond a few things that doesn’t really count as toys really aka the silk fabric blindfold thing, Xing doesn’t delve into toys much. He’s pretty much a sex machine on his own, him bringing toys into the bedroom isn’t a very likely scenario, he doesn’t really like or see the need for them.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Make no mistake, Xing is a little shit, Go Fighting! exposed his naughty side quite a bit lmao but after keeping his hormones in check, once he finally has his hands on you he can’t really hold himself back anymore. Teasing you is more so teasing himself and he don’t live for that life. Foreplay is a must, but teasing is right out the window.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Xing has the vocals of a god, don’t fight me on that. The boy has a good set of pipes but he’s more of a grunt/moan guy in the bedroom. No one’s going to hear him but you, he doesn’t like breathing on his neck but more often than not he’s got his head tucked against your neck and moaning and panting in your ear.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

We know Xing has his lil dance studio in China, and he 100% brings you with him on his trips back to his home country solely because of the place. Unless shiz is happening, no ones really in there and let’s just say sometimes he really likes the mirrors in the dance practice rooms…

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Okay we’ve literally seen his dick…like 100% Xing dick has been exposed.

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Obviously it don’t really look like much but dicks are strange things, they grow like plants lmaoman i dead ass was watching this porn and it was like 30 mins long and dude had a lil thumb dick and i was like wtf is that and when he actually was hard the fucker was like 5 inch how tf that work either way, that whole motion in the ocean thing is legit, and we’ve seen his moves….itll be ok..

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Like I said, he’s lowkey a dirty guy but he keeps himself composed well. Xing has a pretty average sex drive, just slightly higher than usual but he keeps himself on a leash pretty well so it doesn’t show…but he’ll show you dont worry…

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Xing is a pretty cuddly boyfriend/lover in my mind, especially sine you’re alone his PDA hold back has gone out the front door, he’s latched to your side. I think after pretty much having an intense work out, you both fall asleep pretty fast. Xing’s definitely down for the count immediately after you’re cleaned up.


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A-Z Nsfw Headcanons.

Part #2: Robb Stark 👑

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) :
Playful. Myabe after a while you’d want to get dressed and finish some of the work you never had the chance to because of some unexpected events ;) but he has different plans “Don’t even think about leaving this bed, my Queen”; will shamelessly pick you up and and get you back on the bed then takle you with kisses.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) :
The line that goes down your back. When you change your clothes he’d embrace you in a back hug and trace his finger up and down your back. It gets his mouth watering every time.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) :
Likes the feeling of cumming inside you. He’d look you in the eyes, arms rested on his elbows as your lips part when you feel him filling you, and the sound of your moan would send him into oblivion.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) :
Riding a horse with you in front of him always gets him super hard. All that movement and the closeness of your bodies tightly pressed to eachother and the friction he feels “Careful not to fall milady” that’s what he said, what his dick said was “You keep pushing back that ass on me, yas”.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?):
Is experienced, no need of explaning it. Knows exactly what he’s doing and does it very well ;)

F = Favourite Position (This goes without sayng. Will probably include a visual):
Missionary for him is the most intimate one, because he can have a look at your beautiful face and lift your legs, put them on his shoulders if he wants to, or turn your leg to the side; generally likes it because it can be versatile and bcs of the closeness.
69 is something he finds very fun and sexy! You have this playful competition in which after a while one of you always gets the other to throw their head back and moan the shit out of themselves.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) :
Can be goody in bed, likes playfully slapping you on the ass and even biting it if he’s been eating you out after doggie style. 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) :
Has hair down there, though one time he saw you shaving and he was curious because of how smooth you were afterwards and he really liked it, so two nights after you found out that “You shaved?” - “Well I wanted to try it as well!”. So now if he’s not too lazy he’ll shave too, but only if he’s not too lazy.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…):
Is romantic with a hint of spiciness! Makes sure you feel like his Queen in and out of the sheets.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) :
“I have something far better under my arm” - “Only if you’re good to me ;)” - “now wHEN was I not, woman?” 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) :
It’s a game you two like two play:
You like being the one on top once in a while, so he let you do what you want to him and you tied him up and straddled him, your flowly nightgown still on you. You were mercilessly teasing him, rubbing your wettness on his hard shaft “Take this dress off or I’ll tear it apart”- “Oh but you can’t my King, you’re still tied up”.

L = Location  (Favourite places to do the do):
Right in front of the fireplace, laying naked on fur and blankets, feeling the heat of the dancing fire warm up your bodies, the light illuminating you; skin looking soft, glistening and golden, you were like Gods on Earth.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) :
Pleasing his Queen turns him on more than anything. Showering you with love and affection. Being the one to make your hair messy, the one whose body glides on yours, the one to make you arch your back in ecstasy. That’s what get’s him going.

N = NO  (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) :
Manipulation and lack of personal opinion and drive. Robb loves people with fire in their hearth, ambitious, loving, not afraid to speak up when they have to. Someone who’s violating all of those values is a person he wants nothing to do with.

O = Oral  (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) :
Likes giving as much as he likes receiving. “I want to kiss your lips, but those between your hips” ;) (is cheesy and smug and he knows it!) 

P = Pace  (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) :
Depends on the night, one night he’d go slow, he’d kiss you fom head to toe, will move his body slowly on yours, feeling every part of you on his skin;
Other nights he’d crash on you like the waves of an angry sea, would bite your neck and shoulders, would leave some red handprints on your hips from gripping.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.):
If you two manage to sneak out somehow, then hell yes!

R = Risk  (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) :
Your wish is his command. If you want to try something new, he’d be more than happy to help ;)

S = Stamina  (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) 
Lasts long enough so both of you you’d finish. There’s always room for self improvement. 

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?):
Hasn’t used any toys before, won’t mind if you want to try some out! (Even on him!)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) :
Robb’s all about pleasing! But… he has this guilty pleasure of his and that would be gliding his dick on your slit a few times before going in; it always gets you so impatient because right when you think he’s going to do it and you move your hips up to meet his, he just pulls back!

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) :
He’s a moaner, and pretty vocal, but his voice gets lower and deeper when he moans and it you just dig your nails deeper in the skin of his back, because Good Lord, that voice!

W = Wild Card  (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) :
Has very expressive and daring eyes & very often he lookes at you at those fancy dinners in a very very inappropriate way, and you perfectly know what it means.

X = X-Ray  (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) :
You never thought a man’s cock can be actually beautiful, but there lies the naked proof! And he has a really nice butt too, sometimes you slap him lightly on the ass when he walks around naked after sex. 
“Glad you like what you see then!”

Y = Yearning  (How high is their sex drive?) :
He loves having sex, most of all he loves having sex with you, because it’s more than just sex, it’s fun and loving and playful and emotional! So he would have sex with you at almost any time. Though he’d love to cuddle you some more too!

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) :
Sometimes he won’t even go to sleep, he’d wait for you to fall asleep and then he’d finish whatever he had to do. Will glance at you quite oftenly, lips always curving up in a heart melting smile.

A-Z NSFW Alphabet - Isaac Lahey

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He’s very big on making sure he didn’t hurt you during sex, he checks your body for bruises, scratches, even bites. He will praise you and your body while he does this.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of

theirs and also their partner’s)

Isaac loves your hips. He loves the way he is large hands wrap around them, he loves the way they move, just loves them. Any chance he gets his hands are on your hips. Personally he takes pride in his arms.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He loves to cum on your stomach. He loves watching it run down and loves that you can watch too.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He likes recording you guys having sex for later. He likes to see what made you moan and squirm the most, or if he did anything wrong(this rarely ever happens if even). He also may save it for that time once in a blue moon he is forced to masturbate, porn just doesn’t do it for him every since he started having sex with you.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Has almost no experience before he meets you, but still knows the basics of everything. He’s unsure of a few things and you need to help but other than that he knows how to pleasure you.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

HE LOVES WHEN YOU RIDE HIM!!!!!!! He holds onto your hips guiding you, watching you bounce, your body on full display for him.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He likes to crack a joke or two. They’ll be times you’re in the middle of sex then you will make eye contact and just burst out laughing.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

His pubes are pretty curly and that bothers him so he keeps it cleaned up down there.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Sex is very intimate to him so even known he has a high sex drive he still wants every time to be perfect and romantic as possible.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Ever since your first time together his hand just doesn’t cut it for him much anyone. He’ll do it if he has to but tries his best to get you.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Praise kink. He loves praising your body and you, he also loves to get praised back. He believes there’s nothing more beautiful then your bodies and the way they are together and is obsessed with showing his praise for it.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

He likes the couch because you guys have to be really close to each other due to lack of space.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

You in general turns him on like no other, he can’t get off to anyone or anything but you.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He absolutely will not do choking regardless if it’s you choking him or him choking you.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He prefers for give, he loves seeing you squirm underneath him. He works wonders with hi tongue and that shows on your face and that turns him on more than a blowjob ever could.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He can go really fast but prefers to go slow. He wants to savor all of this in front of him, he wants to give you memorable sex.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He prefers to take his time so he doesn’t really like quickies but he will surely take you up on them if you offer.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He’s down to do anything if you think it will pleasure you more. He wants to make you happy, to him sex is about you and if you want to try something he’ll do it to make you feel good. Getting caught is one of his worst nightmares, he won’t have sex if there’s a risk of getting caught.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He’s a little shit wolf boy he can go rounds for weeks if you’d let him.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He enjoys using vibrators once in awhile but other than that he’s against toys, he prefers

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)


V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He doesn’t get too loud. He’s a big on whimpering, little high pitched whimpers mixed in with grunts and moans.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Isaac won’t have sex with you if he knows he’s horny due to his wild nature(full moon, heat, etc) he feels as though he’s using you. He’ll either try and masturbate or just stay away from you until it dies down.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

He’s a slender dude and his dick shows it. It’s long and slim, a solid 7 inches.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Everything you do turns him on he wants to have sex like 3 times a day, but who’s complaining?

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He actually isn’t too tired after sex but if you want to sleep then he’ll cuddle with you until you’re asleep and then he’ll send up asleep too.

A-Z NSFW: Jeonghan

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A = Aftercare 

Mommy to the rescue C’mon he’s the mom did you not think he’d take care of you well? Jeonghan’s very attentive with you on the average day, and that gets pumped up after sex. He’s damn determined to get cuddles after sex, and before he can trap you in his arms, he makes sure he runs through the check list. He knows how important it is to take care of yourself after a lot of…exercise…so hauling you off to the shower and a quick snack before crashing back to bed isn’t uncommon. Gentle kisses while checking you over, if it was a particularly…interesting session, lotions are kept at arms reach, and pillow talk is a constant. 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) 

Jesus christ I have the weirdest obsession with his hands fml. Jeonghan’s a pleaser, he likes laying you out and working your body like magic, and his hands are his favorite tool to do that. Long, slender fingers, truly are the best toys when you know how to use them like Jeonghan does. Aside from the obvious ‘oh he likes you ass’ stuff, he’s got a odd love for your mouth; you lips. He’s one that really enjoys watching your reactions to his touch on you, watching your mouth relax and spill moans with each flick of his wrist, how you babble when he’s thrusting in you and you’re close. Really likes your mouth.

C = Cum 

I think…he’s a fairly gentlemanly guy. He doesn’t so much do the whole ‘lemme cum on your face so i can mark you as mine’ bs, aside from condoms, he’s typically one that finishes on your tummy. Quick clean up and it does give him that weird male pride of seeing you spread out, panting, and his juices covering your stomach.

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) 

He can’t really indulge in this, because last thing him and the boys need is you very exposed…but he’s really likes marking you, hickies are a lowkey kink he doesn’t get to delve into much. Yeah, he can give you a hickie anywhere, and he does, but Jeonghan just has the intense desire to cover your neck in them, sort of a sign that you’re his since he can’t be around constantly like a regular boyfriend. Kind of like a flag on a conquered fortress, but as much as he wants to, he can’t, and just has to settle for littering your thighs with the same marks.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
I don’t trust these boys, Nana says they’re a bunch of underlined horn dogs, and Nana’s always right. I don’t think any of the boys are very experienced, but they certainly have internet connections and use a lot of toilet paper….Jeonghan knows what he’s up to, and definitely has the means to put his knowledge to the test on you…

F = Favorite position

Jeonghan goes back and forth between a few, he can’t give them a actual numbered order, he just prefers them out of the rest. Missionary is pretty standard, but old tricks still work fine, especially in the morning when you two just roll over and get into it. You riding him is always fun, his hands are from to roam without having to hold himself up above you, plus you’re at the perfect kissing height and the skin on skin contact is a very big plus with him. Shower sex, he just likes having your back pressed against his front; he really likes full contact if you can’t tell.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Sex with Jeonghan is very lighthearted, regardless of if he’s being lovey or it’s getting more kinky. Even when he’s in his ‘dominant character’, he still kind of giggly with you, there’s never a moment when you have to be serious or it feels weird. The atmosphere is very light and welcoming, if you can’t have fun having sex, then what fun can you have?

H = Hair (How well groomed are they)
Listen…speaking as a girl with long hair, I pick one or the other when I shower. Am I shaving, or am I washing my hair, cuz I ain’t doing both in the same shower. He’s gotten so much into the routine of having limited shower time, and that goes towards his hair and actually washing himself that the last thing of his mind is working on the forest. I don’t think he does anything down there, tbh. But maybe after the hair cut he’ll get that into the routine. 

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Again, he’s a flip, between being really touchy and emotional and getting into some weird, kinky character. But regardless, Jeonghan makes sure you know how much he loves you, besides praise and body worship, the pillow talk is always mushy gushy stuff.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation)

Sometimes there isn’t even time for a quicky, he’s just rushed out the dorm and he misses out on his morning fun with you. At this point he’s conditioned to it, so now he’s like ‘well fuck i have a permanent morning boner’, it’s gotta be taken care of. Jeonghan disappears? Yeah he’s found a closet to hide in and figure his issue out, lord know he has to actually hide since apparently locked bathroom doors mean nothing to these guys.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
He does get pretty experimental and dips into things that aren’t really seen as romantic sex, he exudes love and affection while doing so. So he’s very into body worship and praise, going both ways between you. A particular rough day as an idol, Jeonghan loves being laid out and told good things about him from the person he loves, and he loves doing the same to you. That’s half the time with Jeonghan, the idea you have of romantic sex? Yeah, exactly that. Then the coin flips, and he’s pretty dominant, he’s got a thing for a little bit of restraining, handcuffs are a favorite, and hair pulling, not much pain but just you know, slight tug, so he can feel it. 

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere outside the bedroom or bathroom is off limits in Jeonghan’s mind, so places are limited. It depends on what he wants to do that night, that decides what his favorite place is then. When he’s in his lovey mood, and just wants to love you, worship you; the bath is his favorite then. Warm water, you in his lap, bath bomb, play some music. He loves it. Flip that, and when he’s in his ‘lemme find the handcuffs, strip, now’ moods, obviously the bed is the most comfortable place. But in general, weighing both options, the bath’s atmosphere is a bit higher on the list than the bed.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Funny enough, one of the main things is just you two being really mushy together. Talking about how proud you are over the comeback, how good he looks, how good he sounds? Let’s fuck.. Also, playing into his kinks, you just have to thread your fingers through his hair, tug on the roots, and boom. Boner. The hair really helps be somewhat lowkey when you’re in the mood and in public, touching Hannie’s hair just looks like average affection but you know…

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

While talking about kinks and things you want to try, you guys literally just looked up a list of kinks and shiz and went through them. He shot down two things so fast you barely understood his words; he’s not sharing you, and he’s not degrading you. One of Jeonghan’s kinks is praising, seems pretty obvious that the flip side of that wouldn’t really be something he’s in to.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
I’m just imagining that gif of him and joshua eating icecream(?) ‘sexily’ He’s a master of teasing and putting you on edge, he’s figured out your body so much that he’s basically got a cheat sheet for your pleasure. His fingers are more of his favorite tool to use on you, but he’s okay with going down on you, not his favorite, but he’s down for it. More often though, the times he goes down on you are during 69, you riding his face while going down on him. 

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Because sex with Jeonghan isn’t a one way consistent way, his pace changes just like positions change. But his default pace is almost lazy, not terribly slow but definitely not a pace that’ll be pounding you into the mattress. His pace tends to lean towards the more gentle side, very firm and precise, but slow and fluid.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Jeonghan’s pretty down with quickies, he’s not opposed to them, he’s actually got a pretty positive opinion on them. Seeing as he’s pretty busy, he’s mastered the arts of getting you both off in the weirdest time limits imaginable, Jeonghan’s figured it all out. Quickies happen pretty frequently, a few times a week even, sometimes the only time you two have is during a shower, that a dozen other people need to get in too, so he makes it work.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Jeonghan’s game to play, to an extent. If it leaves the bedroom, it’s automatically a no-go for him. But different positions, toys, roleplays, things of that nature, after being looked into and an idea of what the deal with it is, he’s game to play. Sex isn’t a very constant thing with Jeonghan, what you do in the bedroom isn’t the same day in and day out, it’s very playful and full of experimenting and changes, so he’s really down to switch it up and try new things.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
[See Yearning] Jeonghan’s stamina is pretty high, but in a way that it’s used over time, if that makes sense. He’s quickly ready to go again, but not in the sense that he can go round after round, you two can have sex multiple times a day but not like…5 seconds after the last round. His sex is kind of off the scale in that sense, but on a typical round, 5-8 minutes, he lasts averagely.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Not very often, but he does give up and let you have fun with him. Restraining things are more his speed, handcuffs, ropes, silk or satin scarves. ‘Typical’ toys are brought in occasionally, he does enjoy teasing you to the max, bullet vibrators are a personal favorite of his to use on you, things that vibrate are what he usually leans towards for either of you, or a cock ring for him. Either of you being blindfolded, half of the fun is being able to hear the toy vibrating, and not knowing when or where it’s going to touch. Hannies’s a slight fan of feather toys, mostly on you, they tickle him too much.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
We all know Jeonghan is a little shit, and that’s amplified ten times as much in the bedroom. He’s one that’ll completely stop everything the second you start getting louder, him knowing you’re getting close. He’ll just sit back and hold you, run his hands across your skin, light kisses, before he starts the process all over again, bringing you to the bring of pleasure before ripping it away from you. 

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
God his vocals are no joke...Hannie’s a vocalist, brilliant singer, no man with the pipes he has is quiet in bed. He’s very vocal, he’s one that doesn’t talk much, more of a moaner, almost to the point it sounds like whining instead. That is, unless you’re the one doing stuff to him, then he’s just flat out whining. His voice carries too, so uh…might wanna invest in a gag or aliens on Mars are going to hear him…

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
[See Kink] The hair pulling kink was accidentally discovered when he let you play with his hair one day. Before Pledis was having him cut it, he gave you the green light to do whatever you wanted after you pouted endlessly. After twisting and braiding and pinning the hair every way you can imagine, a few knots happened, so of course you had to brush them out. A few snags, unexpected moans from Jeonghan and boom. A discovery was made.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
A quote from my Nana: “He’s too pretty, God had to give him something that hangs low to balance out the universe.” According to her ‘dickology’, Jeonghan’s a bit above average, 5.5-6″ and a bit more on the thicker side, because “thighs like that home a nice dick”. anyways im deactivating bye

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Lmao Nana said he’s lowkey the horny toad of the group. Few notches above the average sex drive, Looking back to stamina; he can go a few times a day, just not one round right after another. Jeonghan’s definitely always ready to get his hands on you, good luck my dudes.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
I feel like every video I watch of Jeonghan, he’s going to sleep or is already passed tf out. Typically, since 99% of the time sex is in the bed so he can just fuck right off into dream land, Jeonghan falls sleep pretty fast. Really a wham bam thank you man’am situation. You might as well just go to bed too, he’s just going to latch on to you and won’t let go until he has post sex cuddles, take a nap with Hannie, y’all need it.

Some thoughts on Shou

-Shou has many many scars on him all from his father. he sometimes just sits shirtless in front of a mirror and traces over them remembering what happened. Reminding himself that this is not normal. That this is not okay.

-Shou once saw Ritsu’s father pat his head and Shou almost blasted him across the room before he realizes that it was actually an affectionate gesture.

-Shou has a very nervous habit of biting on his sleeves. The ends of his jacket are frayed and wet and disgusting and he doesn’t remember the last time he washed it but he doesn’t want to lose it. So he never does.

-Shou has received affection once, just once, from his father after his mother left. He was eight and he was in horrible burning pain and his father picked him up and carried him to the med room and wrapped up his injuries. It never happened again and Shou is almost sure that he dreamed it…but it’s also a massive reason he sometimes doubts the abuse.

-Ritsu cries very easily. Shou laughs instead of crying. Ritsu wants to punch Shou in the face for making fun of his crying but then gets a massive pit of dread in his stomach when he sees Shou laughing off a stab wound or a broken bone.

-One time Shou did cry in front of Ritsu though…it started off as laughter that then turned hysterical and caused him to collapse on the ground shaking as he started sobbing between laughs and he couldn’t breathe and he wanted to die because he broke down and…He kept saying that he was sorry for crying….Ritsu held him tight and tried to be comforting but all he could really do in his state of shock was to rock him and try his best to soothe him

-One time Reign tried to pat Shou on the Shoulder and Shou nearly threw him into a wall. Mob stopped him but Shou was so embarrassed he didn’t come back for a month

-Shou uses memes as a way to cover for his emotional shortcomings and trauma

- Shou…knows how to dance…he learned…as part of his training???

-Shou is simultaneously afraid of touch and completely touch deprived so it ends up in this odd situation of “i can touch you but for the love of god please don’t touch me.”

-Shou batterdick cucumber memes his father’s name. He has over one hundred and twenty seven ways of saying ‘touch your toes sucky key.’

-Shou attempted to live with his mother….but….she kept trying to do things he wasn’t okay with…but by that i mean…giving him rules and curfews and things Shou has never done in his life and he gets angry and he calls bullshit and he runs away from home to hide for a few days and she panics because she lost her baby again but Shou….is not okay…with being controlled…

-Shows mom still doesn’t like seeing his power and everytime he uses it she makes a small uncomfortable expression and Shou begins to dislike them a little bit more…

-Shous hamsters are very well treated but at the same time…Shou is terrified to interact with them because he might hurt them

-Shou has a fully documented file on every injury, every scar, and every trauma his father has given him…he doesn’t really know what to do with it…

-Shou just wants to hug somebody for hours on end. To feel another person’s warmth encompassing him and keeping him safe…but he feels childish whenever he does because….who would even want to hug him??? he Should just get over it??? grow up???

-One time his mother dropped a pan and Shou nearly started crying….he hates…loud noises….he doesn’t mind if they are natural like thunder…but…the sound of a pan banging against a floor…a door slamming…hands slamming on the table….it terrifies him.

-Shou hugs his pillow when he sleeps.

-Shou used to have a stuffed animal collection but his father destroyed them..calling them childish.

-Shou has a shit ton of money coming his way because of his father but….he doesn’t really want it….it feels dirty and he doesn’t want any help…from anyone

-Shou has exactly 0 social skills. He never learned how tf to deal with people. He just tried to make himself seem as big as possible and hopes things will go his way.

-Shou uses comics, manga, books and tv shows as a way of escapism. He surrounds himself in the stories so much that he used to call his father DR. Robotnick. (Sonic sat am ref lol.)

-Shou hates taking showers or baths. He feels entirely too vulnerable and sometimes he’ll push it off for a solid month before taking one.

-Shou has never had a good night’s sleep. Ever.

-Shou has freckles. hundreds of freckles. they’re all from his mom

-Shou wants to go to school with Ritsu but at the same time he’s terrified to try.

-He’s not good with people. his schooling did not keep up 100% with academics, he hates being told what to do ect ect…

-One time he hung around reigen and did a dumb doodle on a sticky note and reigen praised it and said it looked really good and Shou started crying….he doesn’t know why. maybe it’s because he’s never been praised on his art before..

-Shou sometimes breaks into Reigen’s office to sleep on his couch. Reigen is mildly concerned but lets him do it anyway

-Shou is that person who always, c o n s t a n t l y, has to show somebody up. You ran a mile?? I ran two!! You’re feeling depressed?? well my father ran a cult and tried to take over the world and constantly abused me!! He does not mean to be mean by it…but he’s so used to his thoughts and feelings being completely invalidated that…he h a s to…you know???

-Shous relationship with his mother….hmm….It’s kinda rocky. Like they love each other but they don’t really know much about each other anymore and she doesn’t really like his powers but they still do try and they really do care for each other but there will always be this……unspoken…gap….between them.

Why he never talks about his father…why she never wants to hear.

they hug and kiss and would do anything for each other…but at the same time…something unspeakable happened here and neither of them are willing to acknowledge it

[i say kiss because familiar kisses are a thing but i’m not 100% sure they happen out of the south so like;;]

-anyway if Teru and Shou ever start talking about their feelings they would get…so frustrated with each other. constantly trying to say who had the shittier experience because i feel like this shouuppance [pardon the pun] is a core part of their characters and honestly it would reach a point where they would fucking f i g h t.

But in the end it turns out being good for them because they had the chance to let off some of the steam that they’ve been building up and lets them relax a bit and they eventually realize they won’t win against each other. They’re both too stubborn. and instead they start comparing stories and laughing their ass off about how fucked up they are.


Shou: And then he left me locked in that room for three days without any food lol!!!

Teru: Oh god, do i feel that!! I don’t have anybody to take care of me so It’s just constant isolation and if I get sick, well then! I’m not eating till I recover!


[Anyway this post is 1000ish words long so i’ll cut it here lol, I have more Shou hcs that I’ll probably upload later~~ Thanks for reading!]

A-Z NSFW: Suho

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A = Aftercare 

Suho’s EXO’s mom, and the boy looks like a muscle pig, he certainly knows the importance of taking care of yourself after a…ahem…work out. He’s almost annoying with it, “we sweated a lot and you need to rehydrate your body, you have to drink this glass of water before you can sleep” kind of thing, but of course it’s because he loves you and wants you to be happy and healthy afterwards.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) 

Let’s be real, he’s a muscle pig. He likes his abs. Obv. They come in handy sometimes though, it means he’s got the power to hold you up and stuff….On you he loves your eyes, he likes being able to see every emotion your face tries to hide; you can’t hide the look of love, lust, or arousal in your eyes. They are the gateway to the soul after all, and he loves how he can read you like a book.

C = Cum 

While Suho is usually really composed and proper with everything, he’s pretty messy when he cums. He’s one of the guys that you’ll have to strip the sheets and shower afterwards because he’s like a fckin hose, he sprayed fckin everywhere. Your water bill is going to be sky high….

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) 

Everyone makes Daddy Suho jokes and whatever but I hella think he’s actually really submissive. He’s got to be in charge of EXO, and be the boss and all, he gets enough taste of being in charge while being the leader of EXO, so it’s almost kind of shameful in his mind that he actually likes to hand over full control to you. But I mean, he’s submissive, you’ll find that out in no time. 

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Suho did have a girlfriend when he was training until they broke up because he couldn’t give her the attention she deserved such a good guy but he’s also one of the most gentlemanly guy’s I’ve ever seen, I don’t see him having had random sex like that, especially that young. So I don’t think he’s actually did the do yet, and tbh I think he’s pretty innocent minded too. Obviously a grown man can’t exactly not know what sex is, but he doesn’t have any real hands on learning experiences. 

F = Favorite position

I see Suho being pretty traditional and vanilla, honestly. Your smutty fanfics don’t fool me, Suho’s a basic sex guy. Missionary or you on top is pretty much the norm in his mind, and that’s most of what you two do, however he’s pretty fond of spooning you and doing it that way. He likes holding you, what can I say?

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

I can’t see Suho being stone cold serious when his shirt is off. He’s almost shy and embarrassed, in a way. He’s pretty giggly and sex is really lighthearted and fun, there’s no pressure or expectations with him. 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they)
Suho’s pretty on top of things, he’s organized and handles all the EXO business, I can’t imagine him not taking care of…down there….He’s works out and all, and he’s not bare, but he definitely manscapes and keeps things nice and tamed. 

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

I’ve always said Suho is more husband material than boyfriend material, he’s the guy that you could date for 3 months and be like ‘yup lol he proposed and we’re getting married’ because he’s such a gentleman and romantic and loving. He’s kind of over the top romantic in the bedroom, like the shit you see in movies is how he is, with rose petals and candles and ‘I love you’s and music. You might have to tell him to dial it back at some point because boy…that’s a lot….

J = Jack Off (Masturbation)

[See Yearning] I don’t think he’s a very horny person? He’s pretty busy all the time, between EXO, being the leader of EXO, acting, concerts, practice, working out, etc that I don’t see him actually stopping and taking a minute to jerk off. It’s more of an off, ‘oh im showering and its night and im about to go to bed…washin my dick and ooops im jerking off’ kinda thing, it’s almost an accident half the time lol.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Like I said, he’s not dominant in the bedroom. He’s pretty submissive and let’s you do what you want. Submission on his part is kind of his kink, you being more dominant and all. But he likes being blindfolded too, the whole gig of being submissive and giving you control while taking away his ability to even see and predict what you’re doing really works him up. 

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

He doesn’t stray from the bedroom, the bed is the only place to have sex really. Sex is 9/10 right before bed or as soon as you both wake up and you squeeze in some morning sex before his schedule. He doesn’t really have much spare time to skirt off with you to a broom closet or anything, the bedroom is his one and only.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

More often than not, you’ll have to be the one to make Suho take a breather and a moment to himself and initiate some form of contact. You coming onto him is what turns him on, he likes you making the first move, and lowkey it’s because he knows how much you want him then, that you’re the one bringing him into your web with promises of a looong night together. 

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Aside from the blindfold, Suho’s not very interested in toys, they just don’t do much for him. He has no issue with you bringing them in and using them, he likes watching, but him using them on you isn’t a turn on for him, he’d rather be doing it himself.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He prefers fingering you, to be honest. He’s not very skilled in that sense, but he does have an enjoyment for you riding his face. Suho, on the other hand, quite enjoys having you on your knees, he favors 69 a lot, you topping and both of you having your own fun and giving the pleasure 

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He’s more on the gentle side, he’s not very rough or hard but his pace is pretty fast, toeing the line of unbearably fast. 

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
Like I said, he’s not a very hormonal guy, and sex is almost scheduled to happen at night or morning at home, so quickies aren’t a constant in your relationship. He doesn’t enjoy them much, the rush cuts a lot of the pleasure out, so he’d prefer proper sex as apposed to quickies. 

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Suho’s not the kinky guy y’all think he is, he pretty much a standard, vanilla-ish guy. He’s not very experimental, different positions you propose are his extent of experimenting. 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He’s not easily worn out, he’s used to working out and the extensive EXO schedule, Suho lasts for quite a bit, normally from 6-10 minutes. And typically he can go 2 or 3 rounds if he’s given a proper break and you’re up for it. 

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
[See NO]

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Since you’re mostly in control, he doesn’t have the luxury of teasing, but when given the chance, he does like to tease you a bit. Get you squirming just a lil bit, hear you beg for him, he relishes in it. 

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Suho’s a loud guy when it comes to sex, he makes every sound in the book; moaning, grunting, panting, spewing out curses, etc. God forbid someones around, they will hear him plain as day, and poor Suho’ll have to suffer the teasing the next day. 

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

A bolt lock was bought specifically because of being walked in by Mr. Picks-A-Lock aka Chanyeol so much. As a leader, you can only have your members see your member so many times before some action needs to be taken….Chan…stop picking locks wtf is wrong with you?

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)


Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Suho’s sex drive is a bit below average, he’s under a lot of stress and working hard that he’s literally got no time for boners, so honestly sex isn’t as frequent in your relationship because he’s not really hormonal or turn on as easily. 

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Between being the leader, being an EXO member in general, and working out for the muscles he has….Suho doesn’t tire out easily. He’s used to working hard and pushing his body to the limits, so just sex with you isn’t going to be enough to put him to sleep. He’s move of an after sex cuddler, before he gets up and has to go about his day. He doesn’t go to sleep after sex, not unless it’s literally bed time. 

Street musician!Woozi

Requested by anon: hello! May I please request a Jihoon scenario where he’s a street musician across the street from where you work? Can be angst or fluff, I’ll leave that up to you. Thank you!

here you go anon!!! i chose fluff bc i think ppl need a break from that zombie apocalypse hwiyoung au…. LMAO i hope it was fulfilling to read happy reading from your fav mom!!!

warnings: fluff, the kind where u wanna punch them :))) woozi is a lil shit but what’s new

  • You’re a waitress at this cozy little restaurant on a fairly busy street
  • So you have quite a number of customers coming in frequently and have a handful of regulars
  • The restaurant has picked up popularity as of recent and unfortunately you guys are a little understaffed
  • So you and just a few other employees are constantly on your toes running back and forth from order to order
  • It’s a literal workout sigh
  • And you’re always extremely exhausted and ready to KO after every shift
  • One day you’re feeling more irritable because of difficult customers and restlessness
  • You’re bundled up in your lil warm coat while the winter wind chills you down to the bone
  • “Just a little more until you reach home y/n” you muttered yourself and continued trudging home
  • When you got to the end of the street your ears perked at a melodious sound
  • A crowd was increasing by the second and you’re trying to push your way to the front to get a good view bc wOW MUSIC!!1!!
  • Perched on a bench was a guy and his trusty guitar don’t hurt soonyoung

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Halfdan The Black NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Halfdan likes to wrap you in his arms after your moment of passion. He doesn’t really talk after you two come down he just likes to lie there with you in the afterglow. He likes to run his fingers up and down your back as you two both fall asleep in each other’s arms.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite body part on himself is his arms. He likes how strong they are from years of training and battle with his sword. He likes how you run your fingers up and down your arms to comfort him after a long and hard day or when you grip his arms as you cum, crying out his name.

His favorite body part on you are your hips. The way you swing them for him when you dance for him or how his eyes follow them as you walk away from him in a rage. When other men tell him how lucky he is to have a woman with such child bearing hips and you find them soon after missing a finger, he just shrugs and smiles asking how you could think he is capable of such violence. He loves to grip them as he fucks into you from behind marking them when he grips them as he cums.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Speaking of cum, he loves to cum inside of you, the possibility of your womb soon swelling with his child, a possible heir, sends him into his release faster than anything. He also loves to pull out after spilling his seed into you and watch it come out of your cunt and drip onto the furs beneath you.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

I have a headcanon that he actually stole you right from under his brothers nose. And that’s his dirty secret. Shortly after your arrival, his brother told him that he had thoughts of courting you. Halfdan also wanted to court you and he was not going to let his brother marry you when he wanted you so badly. So in the dark of the night he would come to you and speak with you about anything. Soon, you opened your bed to him and every single night after dinner, after his brother flirted with you endlessly, he fucked you into the furs while his brother sat in his tent drinking. When he finally asked to court you, you agreed instantly, having fallen for him as well. But when his brother asked you the same thing, you had to let him down. But when Harald gave Halfdan his blessing for the relationship, Halfdan vowed to keep it a secret for the rest of his life.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He is definitely experienced. From bedding women who threw themselves at him (lmao me) to slaves from foreign lands that he forced into his bed, he has definitely been around the block. He is confident in bed and knows what he is doing. He makes sure his partner is satisfied before leaving. But I have a headcanon that he learned a few things from sharing women with his brother. He does not disappoint!

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying.)

He has two depending on his mood. If he is angry or jealous, he will be rough. He will have you on your hands and knees, hands wrapped in your hair, head pulled back to force you to look at him as he leans over you and fucks into you from behind.

The other is if he is feeling sensual. If he is, he will have you on your back, legs spread as he slowly rocks into you. He will have his hands all over you with his head buried in the crook of your shoulder, whispering sweet nothings.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He is more serious in the moment because he never knows if this will be his last time he gets with you. And he wants to make the most of it. But there are times when he gets drunk that results in giggly sex.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He does trim on occasion. But he likes to let it grow slightly. Keep in mind the time period that he is in. He wouldn’t like to trim that much because hair was used to determine manliness. It wouldn’t be that much but it would be thick. It would be blonde and curly, settling at the base of his cock.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He is very intimate. As I stated earlier, he is worried about whether or not it would be his last time with you. He treasures each moment and puts all of himself into each session. He likes to take it slow and savor you.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

If there was a raid he had to go on without you there, he would have to take matters into his own hands. He would find a closed off area of the ship and settle down, pulling his cock out of his pants. He would start slow, tugging at his cock, imagining it was your hands instead of his rough and calloused ones. He would picture it being you cupping his balls and sucking on him. Finally as he got closer to his release, he would vision you writing underneath him, crying out his name. That alone would send him over the edge, spilling his seed all over the floor of the ship. As he rests there for a few moments, he would picture what was waiting for him at home. You.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

There are honestly too many to list alone but I can list the top three.

First of all, we got to address the elephant in the room. Breeding kink. Halfdan has this hardcore. He gets off on the thought of you with child. His child. As he ruts into you he would say, “you will give me an heir. Your stomach will swell with my child.” And so forth.

Another major kink is choking. He loves to wrap his fingers around your throat and deny you the sweet air that fills your lungs. As you reached climax, black spots would enter your vision, sending you over the edge.

And finally, he loves to fuck you in the open, where anyone could see. The thrill of his brother or anyone walking in on you two makes him ten times as aroused.

I can go on and on but these are just for right now.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

He loves to take you on the battlefield if you do come with them to raid. The thrill and adrenaline of the battle and your kills making him march towards you and tear at your armor. The sounds of the dying around you heating you up.

I have already touched on the fact he loves to do it out in the open so I won’t go too much into that.

But at the end of the day, he loves having you on your marriage bed, fucking you into the furs beneath you.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

He loves it when you wear tight dresses that show off your curves. That immediately stirs the fire in his loins. He also likes it when other men stare at you. It gets him going, knowing that they think that they have a chance with you when in reality, he will be the one making you scream.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He will not cut you in any way (leave that for Ivar). He also will not do anything revolving urine or fecal matter.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He loves to go down on you, not coming back up until you have climaxed at least twice. He loves the way you taste and could drink from you for hours. Halfdan loves to see the beard burn along your thighs from hours of being between your thighs. He will start out slow, giving teasing kitten licks before going all in, licking and slurping at your core. He will spread you open with his fingers and indulge on your cunt sending you into a frenzy.

While he loves going down on you, he also loves to feel your lips around his cock, sucking at him. Looking down and seeing you look back up at him with innocent eyes does things to him. He likes it when you start off at the tip of his cock, sucking as if it was a lollipop. Then taking more and more of him into your mouth until you are choking on him. But when he finally comes, he holds your head down on him as he shoots his seed down your throat.

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Like I said many times, it depends on his mood. If he is angry, he is fast and hard, drilling his cock into your cunt. But if he is in a loving mood, he will slow it down, thrusting into you gently, savoring you.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

While he doesn’t necessarily like them, they seem to happen somewhat often. Before dinner, before a battle, before a visitor comes over. But he does prefer to take his time with you so after every quicky, he promises you that he will fuck you properly that night in your tent/room.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Risk is his middle name let’s be honest. He loves the quick rush and thrill the act brings. Risk makes him feel alive. As Halfdan takes you right outside the great hall, covering your mouth with his hands, he can’t help but to feel his blood burn.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He can go maximum seven rounds but that’s only on a night full of emotion. For example, the night before he leaves for battle. You won’t rest that night at all. He will keep you up until the first rays of light break through the sky.

He lasts around the usual. With foreplay, he can last around ten minutes when he finally begins to fuck you. Without, he can last around twenty to thirty depending on how fast he thrusts into you.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He does not own any toys, relying on his own body to bring his partner pleasure. He is confident in his skills and that is all he needs to push him through without the help of toys.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Ummmmmmmmmmm hello? He is Halfdan! He loves to tease! He loves to have you begging and pleading with him to do something and for you to be crying out his name, at your wits end. He would drive you to the very edge of your sanity, lips and fingers ghosting over your skin, leaving a hot trail behind them.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He is not that loud, lightly grunting and growling into your ear. When he cums, he holds his breath, veins becoming visible in his neck. Then after, he would let out a long and drawn out groan, collapsing onto you.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

I have a headcanon that Halfdan loves to watch his brother fuck you in his bed. Gently stroking his cock as he watches Harald pound into you, you crying out in ecstasy. But what he likes the most is to have his brother fuck you but you keep your gaze locked on him, his eyes boring into yours. He lets his brother have his way with you, a part of him feeling guilty for stealing you from him. But only if you agree. He needs your consent for everything practically.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

He’s about 7- 7 ½ inches and thick as hell. It curves slightly upwards, the leaking tip reaching towards his stomach. He doesn’t have that many noticeable veins in his cock, making his cock mostly smooth. He prides himself in his cock and everyone else knows it.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Once again, he’s Halfdan. His sex drive is through the roof but then again, what Viking’s isn’t? He is ready to go at any moment, just say the words or give him the look and he will have you pinned to the nearest wall or on the ground in a heartbeat.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He falls asleep fairly quickly but only after you do. He likes to stay up and bask in the moment, bask in the essence of you. You don’t need words to know he loves you and as he falls asleep, with you on his mind, he only dreams of waking up with you in his arms.

anonymous asked:

i wanna hear all about the cursed child when you finish it haha i've only seen spoilers so far but oh boy lol


a) everything Scorpius Malfoy says and does will make you want to strap on armour and charge into battle for love of him, 

b) one of Scorpius’s first lines is ‘I’ve always regarded the Pepper Imp as the king of the confectionary bag’, which renders the whole Everyone Thinks Scorpius Is Voldemort’s Son subplot/mystery UTTERLY UNNECESSARY because OF COURSE THIS RIDICULOUS CHILD IS THE FRUIT OF DRACO MALFOY’S LOINS, 

c) Draco gets some weighty shit to say/is just Redemption Arc AF all the way through, so 


e) Draco gets to join The Gang for World-Saving Hijinks, which means 

f) some scenes are DRARRY AF AS FUCK, but mainly 

g) everything about this play will make you Team Malfoy Forever, holy shit, like, wtf, 

h) at one point Harry and Draco are duelling and Draco goes ‘Keep up, old man’ and Harry’s like ‘WE’RE THE SAME AGE, DRACO’ which made me laugh so hard I had to put the book down for a good five minutes, 

i) it also bears mentioning that RON AND HERMIONE ARE IN LOVE IN EVERY TIMELINE, god bless @whoever the hell wrote this thing, 

j) speaking of whoever wrote this thing, they took the whole ‘Harry couldn’t really hear the commentary during the first Triwizard Task very well from his position in the Champions’ Tent’ and handed us Ludo Bagman yelling DOG DIGGITY, CEDRIC DIGGORY, YOU ARE A DOGGY DYNAMO! which I will be forever thankful for, 

k) Albus and Scorpius make their great escape off the Hogwarts Express while it’s in motion and the trolley witch turns into a terrifying Immortal Guardian of the Train and hurls explosive pasties at them, while casually dropping into the admittedly weird conversation that Fred’n’George and the Marauders all tried to get off the train while it was moving, EMPHASIS ON ‘TRIED’, 

l) turns out my SCORP LAD WOT LAD “joke” was completely inaccurate as, world-ending and illegal shenanigans aside, Scorpius and Albus are BORING NERDS, but 

m) their entire relationship is a personification of the ‘I would follow you to the ends of the earth with only mild complaining’ text post, and 

n) I am 100% positive that by the time they turn 16 they will be Experimenting and Laughing It Off while also Staring Wistfully At Each Other While The Other One’s Not Paying Attention, because oh my god, they are completely smitten with each other, LITERALLY, 

o) when plot things happen and Harry won’t let them see each other anymore, there’s an ENTIRE MONTAGE of them being DESOLATE AND DISTRAUGHT, the word “heartbroken” is used about both of them, Draco bursts into Harry and Ginny’s house like ‘MY SON IS IN TEARS POTTER, WTF’, it’s all very Fraught and Forbidden Romance-y, and when they’re allowed to be friends again they’re like ‘you’re… the best person I know… you… make me stronger…’ ‘…!! … that’s so nice… I didn’t like my life without you in it… !!!’ and then Albus tells Scorpius he’s kind from the depths of his belly to the tips of his fingers which is the most ROMANTIC SHIT I HAVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE, ALBUS POTTER GOT GAME SON, but anyway, they’re in love, fight me, WHAT ELSE? 

p) Harry does all the cooking, 

q) Draco gets excited about a farmer’s market, 

r) Ron is the fucking best person on planet earth, probably, 

s) Harry and Draco burst into Slytherin and try to get up to the dormitory to find Albus and Scorpius and this one kid is yelling at them like ‘PARENTS AREN’T ALLOWED IN THE HOUSE COMMON ROOMS WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF-’ and McGonagall just appears and says ‘Please don’t be tiresome, Craig’ and honestly if I was Craig I’d never show my face again, 

t) I forgot to mention that in the weird Voldemort Day Blood Ball Scorpion King AU Scorpius gets to talk to Snape and blah blah blah plot Snape is giving him a pep talk like ‘Think about Albus. You’re giving up your kingdom for Albus, right? One person. All it takes is one person.’ which is just… indescribably romo, and 

u) in the Voldemort Day Blood Ball Scorpion King AU dark Draco Malfoy is still better at dadding than regular timeline Harry Potter, which I don’t think any of us saw coming, 

v) Harry asks Draco what he wanted to do as a grown-up when he was a kid and Draco says ‘Quidditch. But I wasn’t good enough. Mainly I wanted to be happy.’ which is honestly just fucking savage and I can’t believe I lived through it, ALSO I had to read the line ‘It is exceptionally lonely, being Draco Malfoy’ with my own eyes, so I’m taking tomorrow off work, 

w) this incredibly soul-baring and candid convo comes on the heels of HARRY COMING FOR DUMBLEDORE(’S PORTRAIT) ABOUT HOW DUMBLEDORE TREATED HARRY AND I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE. he yells at Dumbledore until Dumbledore is LITERALLY WEEPING. I don’t even want to tell you what he says because you all need to experience that moment of cleansing rightness in your lives, 

x) despite all the batshit plot things, the play actually deals with all the characters’ traumas FAR BETTER than the series ever did. we get actual GINNY and TOM RIDDLE shit in this play guys! it gets talked about! how it affected Ginny gets talked about! Harry has nightmares! Harry vents his feelings! Draco tells Harry about how alone he felt and how that sent him to such a bad place! Draco, Ginny and Harry understand each other and bond over shared trauma! who the fuck expected this! not fucking me! 

y) I was emotional as hell throughout because I’m nothing if not dramatic but there’s a bit towards the very end involving HAGRID, THE BEST DUDE, that legit made me sob my little heart out from the agony of two decades’ worth of accumulated feelings about this series, 

 z) so yeah. Harry has to watch his parents die because Albus is a rebellious little emo gobshite who got a crush on a live-action DeviantArt OC from 2005 called Delphi who has silvery-blue hair and is secretly Voldemort and Bellatrix’s lovechild, BUT WHO CARES, I FUCKING LOVE HARRY POTTER AND I HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE READING THIS OFFICIALLY SANCTIONED CRACKFIC, 10/10, WOULD EXPERIENCE PURE JOY AGAIN!!!!!


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A = Aftercare 
Aftercare is somewhat minimal, it’s more along the lines of just cleaning up. So either a quick wipe down or hopping in the shower. Then returning to bed. If it got a bit kinky, a rub down with lotion and check over is in order but usually it’s just ending with you back in bed, asleep or just chilling for a while. 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) 

Changkyun has a fixation for your neck and collar, mostly because he gets to biting and marking quite a lot during sex. He’s one that usually has his face tucked against your throat as he’s in the moment anyways, and the soft skin is easily met with purple and red flowers by the end of sex. On him, he’d probably pick his fingers, he’s quite a touchy guy during sex. Aside from just working you with his fingers, when he’s in the middle of sex, his hands get to wandering, rubbing your sweet spots, tweaking your nipples, his hands are constantly on the move.  

C = Cum 

He’s one I can imagine being in to a bit of marking in this department too. Seeing his s/o fucked out and spread across the bed with his cum splattered across your tummy is the perfect end to a perfect act together in his mind. 9/10 he’s a pull out guy, and paints your torso, which arguably is easier to clean up that finishing in you so meh. Could be worse, right. 

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) 
Okay foreal, not even playing games right now but I’ll probably blame this on drinking rn, but I bet my left leg this boy secretly has a lil journal he keeps of like dick and sex jokes. Like seriously. I know he does. I just know it. 

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Experience is pretty minimal with Changkyun, not much has been played around with. He hasn’t really had a huge chance to fool around, but no grown man doesn’t know what the big fuss is about. He might be a bit flustered and awkward the first few times, as he’s trying to get a grasp on the concept as a whole, and figuring out what you like, but once he’s got it, he’s golden. 

F = Favorite position
I can see Changkhyun being one that likes fooling around with positions, trying a different one all the time. He’s one that’d probably like ones that he has more of the power, like from behind regardless of how; whether you’re bent over a desk, pressed against the wall, or just regular doggy. Changkyun’s got full control on your movement, grasping your hips so you move at his pace, or aren’t able to move at all and have to just accept what he gives. Bit of a power junky, this one is. 

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

[See Wild Card] Changkyun’s kind of a cheeky little shit, so I can’t imagine him being super serious during sex unless you’re playing out a role/fantasy. He’s one that would crack dick jokes while his dick is in you, so don’t expect mr. charming in bed. More like Bo Bo the Clown. 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they)
He just strikes me as very clean, I imagine he manscapes a nice amount. Nothing crazy, not bare or anything, but he keeps it nice and neat and trimmed well. 

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He’s not the most romantic during sex. Changkyun’s one that’ll probably have those special days, like birthdays or whatever, where he gets insanely intimate. But aside from that, he usually expresses his affection after, and before, and in your non-sexual relationship. Sex Changkyun isn’t very romantic, hate to break that to you. 

J = Jack Off (Masturbation)
Changkyun’s not the shyest when it comes to that. Honestly you could probably walk in on him jerking it and after he sees it’s you, he relaxes and just keeps going because who cares. ‘Babe, you’ve seen my dick. It’s been in your mouth. It’s been in you. Why would I be embarrassed.” He doesn’t have the intense need to masturbate a lot, but when he does he just skirts off to the bathroom and works through it. Probably tells you too, just to be a punk. 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

He’s a teasing man, Changkyun gets down with a few kinks. The biggest and most prominent is probably the marking. Whether it’s him being allowed to completely cover your neck in hickies, or he plants a garden of purple and red across any skin that’ll be covered. He’s somewhat of a possessive guy in the bedroom, even if others might not see it, Changkyun knows his marks are basically covering you head to toe and that alone sends a thrill through him. And being the teasing guy he is, begging is another. Hearing you whine and curse at him when you’ve had enough is almost comedic to Changkyun. It’s arousing and amusing at the same time. Plus edging. Kind of coincides with teasing, and his stamina, but  edging is one of his favorites. Having you so close to the edge but not giving you that last push until you’re together, and the sensitivity of it all, is one of his favorites. 

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

As playful as he is, Changkyun is pretty stationary in the bedroom. He’s not too fond of straying from the bed, the shower is the biggest leap he’ll allow. He’s not thrilled by the idea of getting caught or seen, and c’mon. The beds comfy guys, just use the damn bed. 

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

With Changkyun, it’s really physical. You can’t really get him going just by whispering you wanna fuck or something to him, doesn’t hype him up quick. A strong make out and heavy petting, or dry humping is usually the start to any sex you two have. 

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Now, Changkyun’s open to a lot of things in the bedroom, he’s down to play with toys and positions, roles, etc. But under no circumstances is he getting tied down. He doesn’t like being restricted. You holding his wrist down is one thing, he’s cool with that, but legit handcuffs or ribbons, and he’s out the door. 

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He’s a ‘give and take’ man in the bedroom. Changkyun’s got the motto ‘if you want it, you better give it’, so he’s not going to let you go down on him if he won’t return the favor. He’s not the biggest fan in giving oral, mainly because Changkyun’s much more skilled with his fingers than his tongue but that being said, he doesn’t usually object to it. It’s sloppy, but he does it none the less because he still likes to feel you squirm.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Changkyun has a more fast pace, not rough though. Faster, but the strength of his thrusts aren’t increased too; steady and firm thrusts are more his style. 

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
He doesn’t last the longest in bed, so quickies aren’t a far stretch from what he’s used to. But Changkyun likes playing with you a lot more before hand, so it’s really tongue and cheek with him, whether he’ll agree to a quickie or not. It’s up to whether he thinks he can get you off as quick as he can get himself off, because he’s not going to let you walk away unsatisfied afterwards. If he can’t get you both off in the time presented, Changkyun’ll usually wait for another opportunity. 

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He’s more playful and risky in the bedroom that some of the other boys. Changkyun’s a big fan of playing around in the bedroom, if it sounds fun, or either of you bring it up, 9/10 it’s going to be tried at least once. Just for the heck of it. He’s usually up to experiment with anything, withing reason, though. 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Changkyun’s stamina isn’t that high, it’s pretty normal so don’t expect to much from him. It’s part of the reason he likes teasing and toying with you so much to start with, so you’re on the same level with him, making sure you’re not left unsatisfied. He last a normal time, about 10 minutes at the most, and one round is it. He’s got energy to keep playing with you afterwards, but as for him, he’s out for the count. 

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Toys are kept at a bare minimum, Changkyun doesn’t step to much in them. He’s more happy to play with you all by himself, but he does toy around with a few things, like handcuffs every once in a while, and small vibrators are always a fun game. Especially for teasing and edging you. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He’s kind of a cheeky bastard, isn’t he. Changkyun is definitely going to be one of the guys that likes a bit of teasing. He’s going to play with you quite a bit before he even gets to foreplay. Just trailing his fingers across your skin, squeezing a little bit to close to more private areas, just full blown messing with you until you’re basically cursing him out for teasing you. 

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Changkyun is more on the loud side. He’s a heavy groaner and a loud moaner, might need a gag or something for him…He’s definitely going to be heard outside the room you’re doing it in, there’s going to be no hiding what you two are up to is anyone’s near so…good luck with him. 

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

A relationship with Changkyun is pretty damn chill, basically nothing is off limits. Anything goes, really. If it’s for the lols, it’s going to happen. But this fucker…really is the one that’s going to stop in the middle of sex, and look you dead in the eye, and say, “Did you know the average human body has 206 bones? Well, baby, you got 207.” And just get right back in to it like he didn’t say a thing. 

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

I fcking know there’s not proof in a dick size and any body part, but listen ok. He’s just got this build about him that I have no idea how to explain that makes me think he’s packing, just trust me. Nothing insane, like it ain’t Nagini up in this bitch, but he’s over average. More along the lines of 5.5-5.8″ and more thicker too, not like a damn hotdog but one of those good sausages you know what I’m talking about. 

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
He’s about average in that department. Changkyun’s not an overly hormonal guy, and he’s not really lacking in drive. He’s right on the normal line. He’s one you can expect sex maybe once or twice a week, a normal rate, none of this every night your dicks hard what’s up with that what fcking pills are you taking kind of thing. 

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Changkyun isn’t a light weight, he’s not going to tap out right after sex. It more or less grows on him, he’s not tired right off the jump. But after maybe half an hour, his eyes start to droop. “No no, I’m fine, I’m not tired.” Then 2 minutes later he’s out cold. 

All you had to do was ask.

Request: Steve x reader, smut, him being too shy to actually talk to her and then she catches him masturbating and “helps him out” (bj) which makes him feel bad at first cause he’s such a gentleman, but at the end their both OK with it since she has wanted him too?

 Warnings: smut, language.

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Steve Rogers liked to consider himself a gentleman. He treats women with respect.

Hell, maybe even a little old fashioned.

He’s found he has a hard time keeping up with the times.

That didn’t change when little miss (Y/N) came into the picture.

Man, she could almost give Peggy a run for her money.

She is sweet, funny, loving, protective, and so much more.

And Steve is helplessly in love with her.

Hydra? No problem.

Attack on earth from aliens? Piece of cake.

Killer robot that wants to destroy the Avengers? Walk in the park.

Asking (Y/N) out on a date? Complete fucking disaster. Hardest thing he’s ever tried to do.

So, this is how he finds himself in the training room, blowing off some steam, taking his anger out on a punching bag that’s done nothing to him. This is his safe spot.

Sweat dripping down his face and back, he decides he should probably take a break before he sends Tony into a premature heart attack.

“Steve?” Ah, speak of the devil. A very sweet voiced devil.

“Oh, h-hey (Y/N) whats up?”

You smile at Steve. And his heart almost beats out of his chest.

“I thought I’d find you here. Hey, everyone is on a mission tonight and it’s just you and me tonight. I thought, maybe you’d like to watch a movie with me or something?”

The red that flushes your cheeks will be his undoing.

“Uh, yeah (Y/N) I think I’d like that. Just give me a few minutes to grab a shower and I’ll meet you in the theatre room?” Steve rubs the back of his neck. A habit you’ve noticed he does when he’s nervous. You know he wants you. And you want him.

“Sounds good, Captain. I’ll see you there!” You turn on your heal, and sway your hips as you walk. You can almost hear Steve groan in frustration.

‘Does she do this to me on purpose? Little minx, she knows what shes doing and she loves it. Two can play at this game, Ms. (L/N).’ With a devious smirk, Steve heads to the showers.

Okay maaaaybe trying to spy on Steve wasn’t the politest thing to do, but you just can’t help it. The man makes your insides tingle, and your lower half ache with need.

You make your way to the showers, about 15 minutes after Steve said he’d meet you. Just to, you know, make sure he hasn’t suffered a stroke in his old age.

You’re about to call his name…when you hear him call yours instead…breathlessly.

“Nngh, (Y/N)….” It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know what he’s doing in there…and he’s doing it to the thought of you…

“F-fuck..yeah, just like that.” Your heart picks up its pace…and you find your own fingers making their way down your body…

You tiptoe your way into the showers, even though Steve is caught up in the moment, that doesn’t mean he wont be aware of intruders.

Your fingers find their way inside your panties…and find their target.

You start working slow deliberate circles on your clit.

You have Steve in your sights now, he’s leaning against the shower wall, cock rock hard in his hand…he’s using his left hand to stroke himself, and his right hand is massaging his balls.

God it’s a beautiful sight.

“Think you could use a hand, Captain?”

You half expected him to jump out of his skin in sheer embarrassment. He doesn’t.

“I wondered when you’d make yourself known. Did you enjoy the show?” Your face heats up. This bastard knew the whole time you were watching. You’re not going to let that ruin your moment.

“What do you think Captain?” You draw your fingers away from your cunt, and wrap them around his stiff cock. He gasps, as if he wasn’t expecting you to be so bold.

“Fuck, (Y/N).” You smirk, getting down on your knees, you pump him a few times for good measure, before sticking your tongue out and dragging it from the base of his cock to the tip, never breaking eye contact.

“God, you look so beautiful on your knees with my cock in your mouth.” Steve moans out as he runs his fingers through your hair.

You pull the tip of his cock between your lips, and suck, slowly taking his cock in your mouth, stroking what you can’t get in.

You start bobbing your head back and forth, Steve draws your hair back into his fist, making a pony tail.

“God yes, just like that.”

You continue, taking a little more of him every time you go back down.

“If you don’t stop, I’m gonna cum in your mouth, (Y/N).”

Just what you wanted…you wanted to taste him as he comes apart in your mouth.

You reach your right hand up and stroke his balls, knowing that would drive him over the edge.

He groans, biting his lip, trying to keep the noise down.

“Fuck (Y/N) I’m cumming…”

He grabs your face in his hands and slowly starts to thrust into your face, chasing his orgasm.

You clench your eyes closed, trying to focus on his moans and not gagging. It seems to work.

A few seconds later you feel him shoot his hot seed down your throat.

“Fuck…” Steve helps you back up, as you wipe the corner of your mouth with your hand.

“I’ve wanted to do that for quite some time…” You admit.


“Yeah…I was glad to hear you thinking about me…”

“I’m sorry (Y/N), this isn’t how I wanted you to know I liked you…I wanted to ask you out, take you on a proper date..I hope you can forgive me.”

“Steve, if it wasn’t obvious, I like you too…and it’s okay. We can still have proper dates.” You grin up at him as he leans down to kiss you on the mouth. You reach behind him and shut the water off.

“So, how about that movie?” You ask as you hand him a towel.

He blushes and covers himself.

“Oh please, I think we’re past modesty.” You wink and he chuckles.

“Alright, alright. I’ll meet you there, I owe you now if I’m not mistaken…” You giggle and run back to the theatre room, eager for what he has in store.




A/N: AAAHHHH!!!! I loved writing this!! Please do let me know what you thought!!

A-Z NSFW: Kihyun

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A = Aftercare 
Aftercare needs a bit more work than the other boys, sex with Kihyun gets a lil more playful with him. It’ll completely depend on the night at hand, but standard aftercare with Kihyun involves a soothing bath, or shower if it’s just to quickly clean off, and a very necessary check over and rub down with sweet smelling lotion, to make sure everything is still in working condition after he’s through with you. 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) 

Kihyun is super hands in bed, he’s got this sensual touch, he likes trailing his hands across the smooth skin or tracing figures, so large spaces of your body are things he favors like your tummy, back, thighs, things of that nature. On the flip side, Kihyun’s pretty damn confident in his mouth, or more so his tongue, his skills with the wet muscle could almost rival his own cock and he’s proud of that. 

C = Cum 

When Kihyun finishes, it’s almost a game to him. He’s one that has a fixation on pulling out and painted your chest and stomach, or back, and relishing in the sight of his lover completely wrecked and worn out while covered in his cum. It’s a weird male pride thing, and probably even dabbles into cum play, like he’ll spell out his name on your skin, and just really hit home that you’re his and he’s yours. 

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) 
Almost nothing is hidden in a relationship with Kihyun, he’s pretty open about things with you, especially sex talk, there’s no shame or nerves when it comes to just talking about anything and everything. But being Kihyun, and his attitude during sex, he doesn’t exactly throw it out that one of his biggest fantasies is just flipping the role and being completely at your mercy. Letting you have full dominance over him, and giving himself as a willing toy. Maybe he’ll spill one day. 

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Kihyun’s not overly experienced, but he’s certainly skilled in what he does. He’s got your body figured out like a map, he knows exactly what to do to make you squirm, what buttons he can push, how far he can push you to the edge. He’s pretty damn skilled. 

F = Favorite position
He’s not particularly picky with positions, if he’s in you, then it’s already a win in his book. However, he’s pretty fond of anything from behind; having you against the wall, bent over a desk, on your hands and knees, he has full control from there. He’s got access to your entire body, everything’s in reach, and it always is nice that he can reach new depths from the positions. 

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Kihyun’s damn intense in the bedroom. Unless it’s a fun day and he’s letting lose, or he’s drunk, the atmosphere is near suffocating it’s so heavy with his aura. He’s pretty dominant, and the mood let’s it be felt, but there are moments when he breaks lose, and he’ll crack off a dirty joke or something during, and slip right back in to his role again. 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they)
He’s fairly clean and organized with his body, I can imagine him trimming pretty well, keeping everything neat and in order down there. 

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Kihyun’s more of a romantic during the non-sexual part of the relationship, even the second after sex is done, he’s curled up against you and toying with your hair and whispering sweet nothings, but during sex he’s a fire cracker. Romance is rarely there aside from special or touch days when love and affection is really needed, and he’s exude adoration during. But on the usually, it’s not very romantic.  

J = Jack Off (Masturbation)
I feel like he’d be one that has a hidden stash of pictures he’s take with his lover, as a secret reserve for times like this. He’d be that weird artsy s/o that’s like ‘we should totally take some polaroids of us butt fucking naked, bet they’d be #aesthetic and shit’ but really it’s just for his secret wank stash. 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

He’s insanely dominant in sex, not really a dom in the sex of the term, but it’s fairly blatant he’s in control most of the time. Kihyun’s sweet on marking you, hickies galore with this one, watch out, as well as over stimulation/making you cum multiple times before he’s done. He’s quite big on pleasing you to the fullest, and that includes insane body worship. He may be in control but you own him completely. 

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

He’s fairly open with sex, but only with his lover. He’s kind of wild, but he’s very private, he’d probably be one of the guys that’ll rip someone’s head off if they walked in and saw his lover in such a intimate way. Sex is contained to the bedroom, the shower is the most adventurous place, but generally, the bed is the easiest and softest, considering he’s not going to let you out of his clutches for a long while.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Most of the time, he’s just ready to pop off and is basically trying to seduce you. But when it comes to taking things in your own hands and ensnaring him in your web, he’s pretty easily turned on by nibbling his neck or really getting a touch on his thigh, trailing your fingers up the muscle and squeezing just shy of his growing arousal and he’s got you whisked away to the bedroom before you can blink. 

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Dominant as he is, he’s not into the whole degrading and pain thing. Spanking is one thing, but he’s not going to actually hurt you, safe words are in place for a reason. No insane hair pulling, choking, spanking hard enough there’s bruises and he’s not going to go around calling you a bitch or slut in bed, he may be in control but he’s got complete respect for you and really, in the end, you’ve got more control than he does. 

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Ha, his favorite form of teasing, pray for god when he’s got himself laid out between your legs, you’re in for a ride. Kihyun’s a huge lover of oral, he’s a right master at it, feeling your thighs tighten around his head and tremble under his grasp, and your begging and whimpers filling her head are enough to work him to the edge. That being said, unless it’s a quick morning thing before he has to slip off for schedule, he’s not the biggest on oral from his lover, more petting are his thing, from playing with you so much he’s already toeing on the edge, and he’s not going to let you make him cum without him taking full care of you. Having you whining and moaning for him is a huge turn on that your touch is too much, can’t have you pushing him over the edge just yet. 

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Being the tease he is, Kihyun always has you on the edge before he even lets you have his cock, and the second he’s inside you, he’s ruthless. Fast pace, if people outside don’t hear him grunting or you moaning, they’re definitely going to hear the sounds of skin hitting skin. 

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
Quickies are literally the bane of Kihyun’s existence. He almost will go as far as to say he downright hates them. Half of the fun is getting the time to build you up just to break you down, and do it all over again, and quickies rob him of that. Of course he’ll accept when there’s not other option, but he’ll probably pout afterwards and make you promise to visit after he’s done with whatever put him on the time crunch. 

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

While he’s fairly adventurous in the bedroom, that’s about the lengths. Kihyun will toy around with kids, playthings, roleplays, positions, anything of the nature as long as it follows one rule: it stays in the bedroom. Kink master he may be, but he’s a private lover. 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He’s pretty wild, Kihyun’s stamina is almost over the line, but being that he draws you to the edge before he’ll give you himself, it’s more than enough to throw you over the cliff. He can stretch out the ol in and out for a good 10+ minutes before he’s at his end. 

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Toys are typically things to restrain you, Kihyun’s a fan of handcuffs, nice silk scarves, anything to have you laid out at his mercy without hindering his ability to have both hands working you to the fullest. He’s pretty determined that you fall apart by his touch, and nothing else, so toys aren’t too present during sex, but being the everlasting tease he is, and he likes seeing you get so worked up, he has dabbled in bringing a few vibrators in here and there.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Kihyun’s terribly unmerciful. You don’t have a hope in heaven to get past sex without a dose of Kihyun’s teasing. It’s one of his favorite pastimes, having you spread out on the bed, and having himself tucked between your legs, nibbling and kissing everywhere but where you need him, only caving when he’s going you begging so nicely for his mouth and tongue. 

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He’s very vocal in bed, dirty talking is the majority of Kihyun’s bedroom sounds, he’s more of a grunt and moan kind of guy, not unbearable loud. He’s vocal, but he’s made it a point of keeping his voice low just so you can hear him over the sounds of his hips slamming into yours, commanding you to beg or telling you how good you are for me, so good, fuck. 

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Kihyun is almost another person in bed, he’s got an unusually dominant aura, that sometimes it feels like you’re having sex with your boss, in the sense that he’s so dominant and powerful, that it’s almost laughable on the rare occasion the safe word is used. That act is right out the window, any snarky attitude he’s developed in the bedroom is gone, and he’s almost at a level of crying that he’d done something wrong to result in the safe word, that he’s hurt you in some way during what’s supposed to be one of the most intimate and affectionate acts people can do. Then it’s right back the moment he’s told it was just a cramp, or he pinched some skin by accident. 

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Kihyun’s another one that’s a grower, not a shower. He’s not much bigger than average, a bit over the line, toeing at 5.5/5.6″, and more on the thicker side of things than being slender. 

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Kihyun would be one of the horndogs, fight me. I feel like 90% of the time, he’s going to be nudging you like, ‘can we go now? i’ve been hard for the last hour and it’s not getting any better. h e l p’. He’s definitely going to be one of the rabbits, constantly ready to hop on you. 

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Usually, so much adrenaline is pumping that even after sex, Kihyun isn’t worn out that much. Multiple rounds are in order to knock him out, if he even does. He doesn’t sleep afterwards, more so he just caves in to post sex cuddling and pillow talk until he comes down from his high, and can relax enough to sleep. 

Demetri Volturi - A to Z Sex Headcanons -

A - Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Demetri is the god of aftercare - he’ll gently kiss your forehead before grabbing a warm washcloth and cleaning you up. Then, he'all cuddle you in his arms and stroke your hair until you go to sleep (if you’re human) or until you’re ready for the next round (if you’re a vampire).

B - Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite part of his body is his face; he jokes about being hand crafted by the gods but actually believes it.
His favorite physical part of you is your neck and collar bones because they’re where your pulse and scent is strongest.

C - Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)

Demetri loves eating you out solely to taste your cum. It’s his second favorite thing to drink besides AB positive blood.

D - Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He’s secretly a virgin until he met you. He was always so embarrassed by it that he masked it by flirting with everything that moved. The only reason he hadn’t slept with any one yet is because he’s too gentlemanly for one night stands and too picky when it comes to relationships. Therefore, he succumbed to waiting for his mate (you).

E - Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Referring back to D, he’s not so experienced but has watched enough porn and read enough erotica to know what he’s doing. It helps that he’s naturally good at it and passionate enough about pleasing you.

F - Favourite Position (This goes without saying.)

Missionary, because he gets to see every face you make as you climax which helps him reach his own. The Stand and Carry position is a very close second because he loves the feeling of you in his arms as you grind onto his length.

G - Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

During a serious situation, like coming back from a dangerous mission or having relationship problems, he’s quite serious and wants to show you that he loves you and is serious about your relationship. However, if everything has been fine, he likes to make jokes and puns right before you have an orgasm so that you laugh so much you have to start over.

H - Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Very well groomed. Demetri takes his personal hygiene very seriously. And yes, the carpet matches the drapes. Except for that time Felix replaced his Fur Pubic Oil with pink dye - you had never laughed so much until he pulled down his pants while you two were in an intimate moment… Demetri was just as surprised but not as amused as you were.

I - Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Demetri is romantic af. He’ll worship your body with kisses and little nips at your skin while whispering how much you mean to him and how he wouldn’t know how to live without you.

J - Jack Off (Masturbation)

Being a virgin until he met you, he master-bated A LOT. Usually in the privacy of his own bedroom where no one can hear him be lonely and sexually frustrated. But, now that he has you, he prefers to watch you master-bate, instructing you on where to place your fingers and rewarding you with praise when you do what he says.

K - Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Demetri will try just about anything you suggest, yet his favorites so far are: Daddy kink, spanking, thigh riding, praise kink, role play (pet play included; mainly kitten play), and phone sex while he’s away on missions.

L - Location (Favourite places to do the do)

He’s quite classy and traditional, preferring the bedroom. Yet, he has developed an addiction to the thrill of semi public sex, such as broom closets, bathrooms, and alleyways.

M - Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

YOU. If you’re feeling frisky, if you’re wearing something even the slightest bit showy, or even not seeing you for a period of time makes him READY.

N - NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He hates threesomes or any kind of intimate contact with more than one person - you are HIS and that’s how it will stay.

O - Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Referring back to C, he prefers giving oral just to watch you wriggle and writhe just from the movements of his mouth. Although, he would never reject an offer for receiving.

P - Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Demetri is the slow and sensual type of guy, opting for showing you his love with gentle petting, soft words, and slow thrusts. However, if he caught you and anyone else getting too close to one another, expect a rough and thorough fucking.

Q - Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He isn’t a big fan, but will resort to it if there’s a sudden meeting or mission hat he needs to attend when either yours or his needs are not met.

R - Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He’ll do anything you’re up for as long as you’re safe and the two of you won’t get in trouble with the masters. (On more than one occasion you two may or may not have been caught with your pants down, too engrossed in your pleasure. Also, cum stains don’t come out easy on the throne room carpet)

S - Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Being a vampire, he can literally last FOREVER. Expect every day to feel like your honeymoon phase. As long as you show signs of being willing, he will continue. Be careful with wild, sexually frustrated Demetri’s; they are very dangerous, persuasive, and sexy - PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

T - Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He has a bit too much confidence in his dick. He believes toys are for those not well endowed. However, he does have some secret, personal sex toys for himself for when you’re out of town or visiting friends or family.

U - Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Demetri Volturi is the world’s biggest tease (right next to Felix and Afton). He loves watching you beg and plead for him to relieve you, basking in the fact that he’s the only one that can pleasure you so.

V - Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Before he met you and had to resort to master-bating, he was ashamed to the point where he forced himself to be silent. But, now that he has you, he becomes a bit dramatic - he’ll scream and moan so loudly for everyone in the castle to hear him so that they know you two are together. You get a good mix between embarrassed and amused that you eventually start joining in. Now the whole of the Volturi hates you two - even the wives who are up in the god damn tower. Like seriously, wtf is wrong with you two?

X - X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

8 and ½ inches, but when asked, Demetri likes to round to 9.

Y - Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

On a scale of one to ten … he’s Emmett and Rosalie on their honeymoon combined. He’s like a never ending sex machine.

Z - ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He’s a vampire; no sleep. But, if you’re human, he’ll watch you sleep all night while tracing his fingertips all over your body, placing spontaneous kisses down your spine and shoulders. (He’s creepier than Edward. Yikes) Then he’ll wake you up with a kiss on the nose. But if you’re a bit tired and stubborn, he’ll wake you up with kisses elsewhere. *wiggles eyebrows* If you know what I mean…

A-Z NSFW: Shownu

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A = Aftercare 
Sex doesn’t result in extensive aftercare, but regardless of the outcome, Shownu is tentative. After post sex pillow talk, and finally getting a move on, he’s made it a habit of tenderly wiping you both down, rather than ending up in the shower. Rubbing each other down with lotion is almost a ritual at that point, it’s a calm bonding moment after sex, and oddly intimate, plus it makes you super soft, so that’s a win. And finishing off, usually you two just curl back up in bed, and call it a night. 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) 

Whether it be from you touching on him, or him holding them when he’s loving on you, Shownu loves your hands, whether it be from your touching on him, or him holding them when he’s loving on you. He loves watching you trail those lethal fingers down his chest, heading for his belt, or feeling them tighten around his bicep when he shifts and hits that spot within you perfectly. So much expression can be made, just by those little digits, and Shownu’s obsessed with them. 

C = Cum 

Typically, Shownu is a finish in the condom, inside you kind of guy. He doesn’t want to pull out, there’s really no desire to just hose you down with his release. Sex is fairly tender, and loving, usually when he’s close, he’s basically covering you. His body pressed completely to yours, and hips flush against you as deep and close as he can be. 

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) 
Shownu is fairly reserved with sex, he’s got quite a few things under his belt that he keeps hidden in the back of his mind. Stretching from secret turn ons and kinks, and fantasies, but one he really keeps tucked away in his mind is wanting to roleplay. Like full on. Costumes and dialogue, the whole shabang. 

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
He’s semi experienced, he’s well versed in what to do and how to do it. Obviously, if you’re with a different person, your moves aren’t going to work that well, you have to adapt, so he’s a bit sloppy at first, getting used to your body and what you like. But after that, he knows you to a T, and can play you like a fiddle. 

F = Favorite position
Shownu’s kind of standard, he likes full on contact, so he leans more towards missionary or you riding him, things of that nature. But a particular favorite, is him spooning you, holding you snug against his chest while he rolls his hips against you from behind. He’s got full access that way, it’s easy to reach your lips, hands are free to roam, and it’s quite comfortable. That’s a triple win. 

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Normally, while it’s very intimate, sex with Shownu is pretty lighthearted. He sweet talks a bit throughout, and is super loving, it’s not an intense feeling of seriousness and he’s not too focused. It’s pretty calm, and chill, and he’s usually way less serious, but not to the point of being goofy? He’s like smack dab in the middle. 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they)
In general, Shownu is pretty clean cut. He’s not bare, but he’s manscapes quite a bit. Keeps everything neat and in order. But I don’t think he does it very frequently, every once in a while, maybe once or twice a month.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

From full body contact, to more slow and tender sex, intense kissing, this man oozes intimacy. It’s not entirely movie like, Shownu isn’t decking out the bedroom before you two do it, but his emotions, his affections, are very present and heavy in the moment. You can definitely feel the love in the air. 

J = Jack Off (Masturbation)
[See Yearning] Okay, he looks like one of those guys that likes mutual masturbation. After this whole damn thing, don’t ask why I think this. I have no idea. I’m just pretty sure of it. So usually, you two are together, or it’s not quite to the point of sex, like just a night time issue, and he’ll take care of it just right fcking there. Or you jerk him off. But not being the horniest of guys, I don’t really see him getting so worked up that he needs to jerk off. If he’s on his own, and you’re not there to lend a hand, he’s just cooped up in the bathroom for ten minutes, taking care of business as quick as possible. 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

A man of few kinks, don’t expect anything crazy from Shownu. Marking is probably the biggest, from making purple and red flowers bloom all across your body, to letting you leave trails across his, it’s quite possibly his favorite thing. Switching roles is another, him being dominant at one point, or just one night, then roles flip, and letting you take over is something he plays with.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

He’s insanely private with sex, it rarely leaves the room, like ever. It’s an effort of convincing to even get him to go with having fun in the shower. So bed/room is pretty much the only option but hey, if you had a choice between the bedroom or a port-a-potty in the park, what would you pick? 

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Shownu isn’t the easiest to get turned on. It’s really circumstantial. Either he’s already turned on, or it’s boiling under the surface and he’s waiting for an opportunity to sneak away with you. But a good make out and a bit of a hickie session is a for sure way to get him going. Nibbling on his neck and across his chest definitely stirs the pot, gets things moving along real nice. 

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Most things that aren’t a turn on/are a complete turn off for Shownu are toeing into bdsm, or things where you both aren’t on equal footing. He’s not one for restraining you, he doesn’t like ropes, handcuffs, scarves, or anything else he can tie you with. Teasing spankings are one thing, but if it’s going to leave a hand print or a bruise the next morning, he’s not here for it. Really anything that’s going to hurt/leave physical marks, or takes the power away from you, isn’t his thing. 

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Since he’s not the easiest to get going, oral is pretty standard to get you and him on the same starting level. And Shownu aims to please, and oral is one thing where he loves to hand over complete control, before he gets his hands on you again. Oral with Shownu, is normally him on his back, and letting you ride his face, setting your own place and taking the pleasure for your own. 

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Most days, Shownu airs on the side of sensual, not really slow, he’s got a proper, steady pace, but it’s not anything fast and head spinning. Deep, precise thrust are more his route.  

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
Quickies are pretty low on the ‘does Shownu like it’ list. He definitely likes taking his time with you, and that’s stolen from him when it comes to quickies. Add to the fact, that he doesns’t really cum quick, so a quickie really never is a quickie, or in the end it’s just you getting off and he’s left to figure his issue out on his own. So yeah, not a fan. At all. 

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Risks and experimenting it’s semi limited, things like positions, he’s usually down to toy with. But things beyond that are kind of tongue and cheek. Play it safe is mostly his thing, if it sounds like anyone can get hurt or caught with their pants down, he’s out. 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Because he’s a bit more of a slow and tender lover, Shownu has quite a good level of stamina. Sex can sometimes stretch out from ten to thirty minutes or more if he plays his cards right. One round is typically it, unless it’s been a while, or he’s had something pent up inside and can shell out another round or two, but normally it’s just one and done. 

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Toys are semi present, not too much and really they don’t come out to play very often, maybe ¼ times you have sex that toys will be involved. Shownu leans more towards stimulating toys, like bullet vibrators or soft, small, feather toys, things that are boarder line teasing and set you on edge, ready for anything he’s willing to give you. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Lucky for you, Shownu’s very lenient, he’s not much one for teasing, or excessive teasing (because who can resist teasing just a little bit). Teasing doesn’t play in with sex much, usually that’s something that got you to the point of having sex.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

In general, he’s more quiet in bed than loud, or even audible. Most sounds are just from him working your body, the sounds of his lips against your throat, flesh hitting flesh, and soft grunts from Shownu’s efforts. 

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

The first time with Shownu was something out of a movie, he’s unbelievably soft™ and over the top with his affection. Being the first time you two have sex, he wants to make sure everything is done right, you feel comfortable and respected, and he knows his feelings are accurately portrayed throughout the act. 

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

He’s quite a…sturdy looking man, huh…Nana’s logic is dick matches the bodyno mater how many times I tell her nothing correlates to dick size, she ain’t gonna listen to meso by Nana’s law, Shownu is kind of packing some heat. He’s a bit over the average in both ways, he’s pushing in on 5.8-6″, and in her words “not like a hotdog, like one of those german sausages. you know what I’m talking about. Yeah, thick.”

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
He’s fairly mellow, Shownu’s sex drive is average at best, usually a bit low. He’s not the horniest of guys, sex isn’t high up on the thought list. On an off day, he’ll bit a bit handsy, but usually he’s very contained and kept on his leash. 

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Shownu is pretty chilled after sex, not so much worn out to the point of sleeping, but he’s calmed to needing a rest. Cuddling, and pillow talk follow sex, but typically he’s not going to fall asleep unless it’s night time for bed. 

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  • selfies
  • fave angle is like kinda from above???
  • or straight on
  • depends on the filter and the mood of the pic
  • his mouth his either shmexily open or he has something in it
  • a toothbrush most of the time and it’s just v confuse
  • apparently brushes his teeth 90% of the time
  • looks v squishy in those pics it’s a true blessing
  • practice room selfies (sometimes feat. the Squad)
  • had a pastel phase
  • worked the ghost look so well
  • aesthetic blurry selfies in the security mirrors at convenience stores
  • occasional pics from really high buildings
  • mostly just his face tho
  • but i mean who wouldn’t
  • coffee shop dates with his phone apparently
  • lowkey boyfriend af
  • his ig story is a thing like every other month or so when he remembers it exists
  • includes lots of food
  • the members being lOUD
  • you mostly just hear him laughing loudly behind the camera
  • his bio is really minimalistic and artsy
  • likes loads of dancing videos/babies/smol animals/the other members stuff
  • his captions are minimalistic and frustrating


  • does not have a theme and does not give a single fuck
  • weekly inkigayo selfies with jisoo and jinyoung
  • squishy car selfies
  • promotes music he likes
  • so s q u i s h y
  • in most selfies that is
  • never squishy when taking ootd pics
  • squints in an effort to look sexy
  • just ends up looking confused and nearsighted but A+ for effort
  • if he posts a nature shot it’s badly edited
  • random selfies with the other members #caughtthemoffguard
  • birthday boomerangs of someone getting a cake in the face
  • frequent commenter on the other’s posts (doyoung: why didn’t u tag me i’m ON THAT PICTURE MY FACE IS RIGHT THERE / taeyong: bc i don’t like u)
  • insta stories are always a thing bc he’s always doing something
  • him jamming tf out to some song
  • headbanging so hard he dropped his phone for example
  • posted it anyway
  • loads of short clips of taeyong being weird
  • then turns the camera on himself and smiles bc he loves to ruin images:)
  • accosts mark or donghyuk on a daily basis
  • his bio makes him sound like an excited puppy
  • changes his profile pic every two seconds someone stop him


  • s e l f i e s
  • for obvious reasons
  • will post loads of pics of the same outfit but with different angles
  • one second it’s cutie boy next door and then suddenly his staring into your soul 
  • lots of squad selfies
  • somehow manages to squish the majority of nct into one selfie
  • ????
  • no one knows how he did
  • sacrificed half of yuta’s face for it but sshhh
  • doesn’t have a theme either
  • if you don’t count his face as a theme i guess
  • breaks up the ootds and selfies with spams of restaurant food and the occasional refreshing selfie of him and some other member looking ridiculous
  • one really weird spam where they all got dressed up and had a fashion show?????
  • all posted in the middle of the night??? at like 2AM???
  • and just ??????
  • doyoung and mark in matching big floppy hats and feather boas???
  • he hardly ever likes anything
  • he just lurks
  • when he does it’s an ocCASION
  • insta stories are always food feat. the members
  • did one insta live where he was cooking and it was adorable bc the others kept doin stupid shit in the background (jaehyun: i can see u yknow)
  • posts are regular tho which is nice


  • he’s the maknae of nct u but is an actual grandpa when it comes to ig
  • who let him have an account
  • hiatus for three months bc he forgot his password
  • frequent cameos on other members ig
  • hardly posts and it’s sAD
  • when he does tho his tag on ig is just reposts of his bloody selfie
  • awkward smile most of the time
  • more genuine smile when with others
  • get’s his cheeks pinched a lot when he takes pics with the members
  • one practice room mirror selfie and it broke the internet
  • posted a baby pic once and ALL of the members commented
  • doyoung was cry-typing
  • sunset pics!!!!!!
  • over edits them but it’s fine bc he’s cute!!
  • one single boomerang of them in the practice room dancing
  • has an accidental tendency to break the internet
  • the most aesthetic he’s ever gotten was when he took a picture of some pretty graffiti
  • probably didn’t edit it himself bc it looked good
  • someone get the ig filters away from him
  • insta stories are rarer than tropical birds in the arctic
  • IF he does have one it’s just screenshots of what music he’s listening to
  • does is captions in both korean and english:’)
  • likes canada related posts bc he’s a nerd


  • A E S T H E T I C
  • does some of his captions like this
  • good at editing and it’s a blessing
  • don’t whitewash your selfies sweetie:(
  • makes sunsets look even prettier
  • somehow has time to visit art galleries and take pretty pictures
  • and if he doesn’t his face is art so not much of a difference
  • posts in threes and it’s a thing
  • polaroid a e s t h e t i c
  • why does he do this
  • “look at what i made!!!!”
  • pictures of his drawings bc talent
  • replies to comments with lots of !!! so it sounds like he’s excited 24/7
  • trilingual king  
  • purposefully blurry pictures of taeyong or jaehyun in the kitchen bc #aesthetic
  • reposts fansites pictures of himself with credit and lots of hearts
  • unflattering pictures of himself on april fools  
  • insta stories aka rip headphone users
  • johnny is a permanent part of his insta stories
  • does lives late at night or when he’s drawing
  • compliments anything the other members post
  • spoils comebacks bc he can
  • sm are gonna take his ig account away if he doesn’t stop
  • keeps his fans well fed
  • a true sweetheart


  • posts relatively regularly
  • his selfies always make him look like he’s being held hostage or something
  • does the white people smile
  • blesses us with singing vids but never shows his face in those videos:(
  • korean memes??
  • “here’s a picture of my shoes enjoy”
  • squad selfies where he’s comfortably chilling in the background
  • never does normal poses for pics that aren’t selfies
  • part of jaehyun’s late night fashion show spam
  • his captions are almost always about food
  • doesn’t edit his pictures much
  • insta stories consist of screenshots of what he’s listening to, food, him walking somewhere??????
  • where is he going??????
  • ???????
  • never speaks you only ever hear him laughing in bg
  • unflattering pictures of literally everyone at some point
  • appears on others live streams in the background mostly by accident
  • freezes for like 4 minutes when he does it by accident
  • if not then he just does weird faces and poses in the background (taeil: *fingerguns* / jaehyun: i can still see u)


  • “what’s a theme lol”
  • the messiest ig out of all of them
  • lowkey a shitposter
  • can take aesthetic pics but doesn’t do it often
  • aesthetic pics are drowned out by all the weird shit
  • a 13 pic spam of taeil making hot chocolate (taeil: why did u even post this / johnny: it’s informational)
  • shaky cam vids of him and some other nerd (mark) running??? somewhere??
  • bilingual captions yessss
  • has an action shot of doyoung dabbing for when he has nothing to post
  • selfie game is so strong sit down taeyong
  • boy knows his angles
  • promotes nct like it’s his actual job
  • hypes the others up in squad selfies
  • dumb mirror selfie series feat. taeyong (taeyong: *90s top model pose* / johnny: *does the will smith red carpet thing*)
  • boomerangs of him drinking coffee and staring into your soul
  • “nct night night today!!!”
  • so enthusiastic about everything
  • did a insta live and showed the dorm and and caught doyoung singing in the shower


  • lowkey a meme
  • is the person who throws the cake in doyoung’s birthday vids
  • singing videos bc sm can’t stop him here
  • replies to comments on those and it’s so so cute
  • selfie game s o strong
  • johnny, taeyong sit down
  • kind of has an aesthetic going????
  • kind of?????
  • pictures of him chilling in bed with his laptop aka the death of all yuta stans ever
  • his insta stories are him annoying the members or watching anime
  • there are like three videos of him doing some kind of dance routine and it’s the rudest
  • doesn’t post for like 4 weeks and then sudDENLY
  • so many boomerangs of him being greasy
  • it’s the worst/best thing about his account
  • the others complain loudly in the comments whenever he posts one (doyoung: u disgust me)
  • captions like: “i miss u guys”,  “have u eaten?” and “look at my picture prettily okay?:)”
  • basically the definition of  “what? without me;)”
  • but honestly so precious
  • either smizing in selfies or has the biggest grin on his face
  • manages to somehow have everyone in his insta lives (jaehyun *running past* “yuta’s a weeeeeb”)
  • yuta stans are well fed he loves y’all

The things I love about Park Jinwoo [6/20]:

  • his smile 
  • his EYES (especially when he’s smiling they turn into the cutest little crescents) 
  • the way he laughs
  • that little beauty mark under his lips 
  • HIS L I P S 
  • when he gets shy for any reason at all and looks down and his hand goes near his face like he’s trying to divert attention from himself 
  • his arms because let’s be real they nice af 
  • his smile 
  • his speaking voice it’s so freaking deep like I cry every time I hear it but then like when he laughs it’s like higher and just that contrast kills me alfgnsn 
  • his rapping voice because holy shit if you don’t think that it’s deeper then the Pacific Ocean you got another thing coming for you 
  • his dancing - it makes me want to dance and it comes so naturally for him I can watch him forever 
  • his. beautiful. smile. 
  •  the way he interacts with the other members, it’s really sweet but he’s also really playful and I just think they all have a great chemistry together 
  • his natural fluffiness like excuse me sir you should make an appearance on cuteness overload dot com
  • nah but seriously he’s just naturally adorable 
  • those little faces he makes like crinkling his nose
  • sticking his tongue out (when it’s NOT rude) quickly cause you can tell he’s thinking or concentrating/ putting all his attention on something 
  • that sly rude tongue action during performances ;) 
  • speaking of performances that wink he does 
  • I’m dead 
  • gone 
  • bye 
  • anyways…
  • i love the way he seems to try and make everyone have a good time, like he just wants everyone to be happy who doesn’t but like i feel hes very lowkey about this and i love it
  • when hes rapping and does that little “UHHHH” sound i just *dies*
  • hiS M O T H E R F UC K I NG S M I L EEEE E E 
  • just seriously everything
  • i love
  • everything
  • about park jinwoo
  • hes so awkward but in his own way
  • and hes always smliing 
  • and i feel like i can relate to him from my observations of what his personality seem like
  • and i just love that
  • also how loving of his family he is, like his when he really loves something or just you know really feels a connection maybe he gets emotional and i love that we see how much he cares about something and just akulejhdf
  • he can also be hella rude idk if i would say i love that because it kills me
  • but seriously
  • i love everything about park jinwoo
  • and so should you
  • ….
  • his smile

anonymous asked:

Full alphabet for gaara please!


A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

After sex, especially the first few times, there’s somewhat an awkward silence between the two of you. He doesn’t really know what he’s supposed to do or say, and you’re usually the one to break the silence. But, as time goes by and your relationship progresses, he becomes more comfortable and kisses your forehead and holds you close to him, showering you with small displays of affection to show you he cares.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

  • His : I see him being proud of his red hair.
  • His s/o’s : Everything.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Gaara packs quite a load, actually. When he cums, his s/o can definitely feel it. It’s a bit thinner than average, though.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

It’s actually a secret between his s/o and himself; his s/o once blew him off under the table at an important meeting with the four other Kage. He still can’t believe no one suspected a thing.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s not very experienced. His job as Kazekage kept him occupied during the time period where sex his supposed to be a prevalent thing in a boy’s life, so he never really thought about it. But he’s a fast learner.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

He likes having his s/o ride him while he’s sat in a chair (or sat up in the bed, though he does prefer the chair).

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He’s mostly serious. He is too concentrated on trying to make it enjoyable to you. And he’s not the type to crack jokes in his every day life, so he definitely wouldn’t during sex.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

The carpet does match the drapes. It’s all I’m going to say.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

It’s very intimate usually. Gaara isn’t very good with words, so sex is one of the few ways he can show you how much you mean to him and how much he loves you. He is the kind to make an elaborate set up to get you both in the mood, though he doesn’t do it often (again, he is a busy man, he doesn’t always have the time to).

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He used to do it when he was younger and single, but it was more for stress relief than anything else. Now that he has someone in his life, he doesn’t really see the point, unless his s/o is away for a long time.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

He’d like to use his sand to tie his s/o up, but he’s scared his s/o will think it’s too weird.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

He prefers to do it on a bed, but the Kazekage office works as well.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

He would get flustered and turned on if he saw his s/o with nothing on but his Kazekage hat for some reason. I feel like he is easy to get into the mood. Just a few suggestive words whispered in his ear and he’s yours.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

I feel like he is keen to experiment, but he wouldn’t do anything involving bodily fluids, except maybe cum.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He’s a sucker for blowjobs. It’s the best way to get him off. He doesn’t mind returning the favour, but he’s not very experienced in this domain either, so he will have to learn a few things. But he hands down prefers to be on the receiving end.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He’s more of a slow and sensual kind of guy, but if it’s been a while since he’s seen his s/o, he’ll be faster and rougher than usual.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He’d rather have proper sex with his s/o, but he doesn’t mind quickies from time to time to relieve some stress.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Like I said earlier, he doesn’t mind experimenting, but he will get insecure if you step out of his comfort zone and constantly ask you if what he’s doing is okay. He’s not much of a risk taker when he knows it can cause injuries to his s/o.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He can last pretty long. The rounds are of average time, maybe 10 minutes or so, but he can go for a few (he can last about two hours with short breaks in between) before he needs to rest.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

The toys he has belong to his s/o, since they’re the one who bought them. They alternate between who is going to use them on the other. His s/o also bought him a cockring.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

He’s not much of a tease per say, but foreplay can take a long time. He wants to make sure his s/o is enjoying themselves and is prepped enough before he enters them.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He does moan right before he cums, but it’s very low. The rest of the time, he pants and grunts, and sometimes will ask if you like what he’s doing.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He once had a threesome with his s/o and Naruto. It took him months before he could look Naruto in the eyes after that.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

He’s about average size, with a prominent mushroom head and it’s fairly straight.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

At the beginning of the relationship, his sex drive is actually pretty low, but as time goes by, he’s more and more surprised by how much he wants it sometimes.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He doesn’t fall asleep until his s/o does. He spends some time watching their peaceful expression as they fall into slumber and often wonders what he did to be so lucky to have you in his life. Sometimes, you will pretend to stay awake just to hear him tell you how much you mean to him – something he can only do when he thinks you can’t hear him.