So I got a request from shoham101 to write some Chris/James. And I got the idea to write about the apartment they moved in pre X Factor tour. And I also took the movie You, Me And Dupree as inspiration,
it’s actually nothing like it but yeah.
“Nice isn’t it?” James said while carrying a box with his stuff in it, Chris following him.
“Yeah, definitely better than the X Factor house.” Chris said putting down the box he was carrying and stretched out a bit.
“Especially the part of not having to hide away as soon s someone comes.” Chris continued. James put his box down and went to stand in front of Chris.
“Mm, especially cause I can do this.” James said pulling Chris closer and kissed him. They both smiled into the kiss, because they literally didn’t have any problems right now.
“Ew, you don’t have to suck of your faces in front of me.” Jake said. Oh wait, they still had one, Jake Sims. It looked like this guy was against any form of PDA. He once poured water on them when they were kissing under the window. Fun fact: the water was ice cold. And one time he shouted at Chris to keep it in his pants in the middle of the night when he wanted to sleep with James. Never again they swore. Reece was probably traumatized for life.
“And there’s still some crates in the car.” Jake said while running to his room. This will be a long night.
“James! James! Oh come on mate, you gotta help me get out of this!” Jake yelled from the dish-washer he was stuck in. James was taking a picture of the scene and Chris was standing in the corner laughing out loud. The neighbours could probably hear it. But underneath that, Chris was jealous of Jake for taking away his James. But it was still a funny scene to watch.
“Okay Jake, we’re going to pull you out on three. Chris please come here and help? He might be small, but he sure id feisty.” James said.
“Hello, I’m right here you know?” Jake said.
“Yes we know. Okay Chris? One, two, three, PULL!” James yelled and both him and Chris pulled hard.
“Ow! Guys I think you’re going to rip of my leg!” Jake said and shook the boys of.
“Can you please hang in a bit longer? We almost have you out.” Chris said.
“Yeah, but if I dislocate my hip, you’ll be the one explaining to the paramedics what happened.” Jake said and Chris swore that he’ll tell them the whole story, if it comes to it, because Jake was seriously getting on his nerves, so he deserved to get embarrassed.
“One last time Chris?” James asked raising an eyebrow.
“Now!” They screamed and tugged one last time. Then Jake just slid out.
“Oh thank God, I thought I would never get out.” Jake said and James saw the moment.
“The rebirth of Jake Sims. And the proud mother.” He said and closed the dish-washer.
“Oh come on, it wasn’t that weird!” Jake screamed in defence.
“I dunno bout you two, but it looked more like the birthing of a calf to me.” Chris said from where he was sitting on the kitchen floor, leaning on the counter.
“How the hell do you know how that looks like?!” James yelled.
“Biology class.” Chris responded.
“Irish people are weird.” Jake added.
“I saw your picture in the paper and I just wanted to see if you were okay.” Ally said on the TV. They were watching the notebook, well just Chris and James. Jake was in his room, probably listening to music.
“Why are we even watching this?” James asked, sitting up a bit, lifting up Chris who was lying on his chest.
“Because it’s romantic and we finally have Jake of our hands.” Speaking of the devil.
“James! James! Come here!” James was starting to get up, but Chris protested, slowly pushing him down.
“I can go, probably some stupid prank again.” Chris said whilst getting up and walking to Jake’s room. He didn’t wait for any approval of going in Jake’s room and just opened the door. Big mistake.
“Orange attack!!” Jake shouted and soon Chris saw small orange balls, which were oranges, why did he think of them as that, flying in his direction. Surprised by the attack, it only took one to his leg, for him to loose his balance and fall to the floor.
“Learn your name Chris!” Jake said during a fit of laughter.
“What did he need?” James asked looking up from the movie he was watching.
“Want an orange?” Chris asked tossing it on James’ lap, sitting down next to him.
“Orange shower?” James asked and Chris looked at him confused.
“How’d you know?” he asked and James showed him his phone, playing the video of Chris falling.
“The idiot posted it?! I swear I am going to kill him!” Chris yelled and James started massaging Chris’ temples.
“Now now, no need to go all Reece over him.” James said and Chris gave him that are-you-serious-after-all-he-had-done-today-I’m-supposed-to-calm-down look.
“Why didn’t we just close him in the damn dish-washer?” Chris asked.
“Because we aren’t that mean and I have something to show you.” James replied, took a hold of Chris’ hand and led him to his room.
“I don’t see anything special here, I mean Jake can just come in at any given moment.”Chris said and James went to lock the door.
“No he can’t. Cause we can lock ourselves in here and he can’t come in.” James said.
“Smart thinking.” Chris said and James came closer again.
“Now, where were we?” James asked and kissed Chris.
Oh God I am feeling so bad now, because my nose is running and there is no sign of my voice anywhere.
Anyway, hope you like it shoham101.
Love you all who read this to the moon and back <3.