Friday is best kept contained in a circle of large stones or small boulders, itself located within a wooded area. Resist the urge to comply with it’s pleas, for it presents unspeakable dangers if released. It knows your weaknesses and will most certainly try to take advantage- under no circumstances should you listen. Under no circumstances can Friday be unleashed.
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