(No one actually asked me, but I am *so* bored tonight. So starting now, I will provide the pleasure
*cough* for giving some insight how I perceive my favorite ships. Buckle up, it is a wild and very random ride. Starting with Kurtbastian!
Who’s the cuddler: Kurt.
Who makes the bed: Kurt
Who wakes up first: Mmh, this is hard. I think both are workaholics, very ambitious and
have a lot of drive. So I do believe both sleep less than the ordinary human
being (aka: me).
Who has the weird taste in music: Bas. I bet he is the dork who sings the
cheesiest songs during karaoke and actually is sincere about it all.
Who is more protective: Both of them, no question asked. They are
one of those couples where they are allowed to complain about the other, but
save the random person who tries to join the conversation to shit talk Bas/Kurt (no matter if that person may even have valid points). The gates to hell literally
get opened. Their friends and co-workers all learnt that very quickly.
Who sings in the shower: Mmh, I actually think Bas. Because he sings
just for fun. I see Kurt as someone who takes his singing more seriously and
likes to put some actual effort into it.
Who cries during movies: Kurt. He tries to deny it, but sometimes he is a
Who spends the most while out shopping: Ha, easy: Kurt. Even though I see Bas
spending eons on the most generic clothes. Which obviously infuriates Kurt.
Who kisses more roughly: Mmh…
Who is more dominate: Okay, one of the main reasons I ship them so hard, because both have
such dominant personalities. They should be a disaster, but they make it work.
My strongest headcannon about those two: they really work on their relationship and people sincerely underestimate their dedication and love for one another.
At the beginning both are way too emotional and intentionally hurtful during
fights, that it nearly destroys the relationship. They
both realized it and then made a decision: break up or make it work! Both are
also pragmatic people and very, very rationale. They both knew they would have
found new partners eventually. They are not sappy and necessarily believe in “The One”. But they also know both of them are compatible and what they have, it is special. So when they decided to make it work, it was after long conversations and the realization they *really* want to be together.
To the outsiders they look like a very snarky couple. However both know their
limits. Both know how far they can go. Both have a very sarcastic sense of humor, so what might sound harsh to other people, it is deeply amusing to
Kurtbastian. Both have dominating personalities which most certainly translates
into their sex life. But instead of fighting it, they embrace it. And every now
and then, one of them needs to be taken care of and the other one happily
Gosh, I could write for *hours* about my
My rating of the ship from 1-10: 10 (“Funnily I really don’t have a lot of
them on my dash. Probably because the fandom is actually so small and the
*best* FF’s are unfinished *cough*Dontyouremember*cough*. But gosh, my passion
and love for those two knows no bounds. Never, ever underestimate how much I
ship those two and how easily I replace all the Glee canon non-sense with my
personal Kurtbastian headcanons).