Baby's first words
- Baby: *mumbling*
- Me: HONEY, HE'S GOING TO SAY HIS FIRST WORD. COME QUICK!!"
- Baby: D-d-d-
- Me: daddy??? Are you trying to say daddy?!?!
- Baby: D-d- don't stop us now, the moment of truth. We were born to make history
- Me: *wipes away a single tear* That is definitely my kid.