Fuck you for cheating on me. Fuck you for reducing it to the word cheating. As if this were a card game, and you sneaked a look at my hand. Who came up with the term cheating, anyway? A cheater, I imagine. Someone who thought liar was too harsh. Someone who thought devastator was too emotional. The same person who thought, oops, he’d gotten caught with his hand in the cookie jar. Fuck you. This isn’t about slipping yourself an extra twenty dollars of Monopoly money. These are our lives. You went and broke our lives. You are so much worse than a cheater. You killed something. And you killed it when its back was turned.
disclaimer: the rating beside the placement does not assume how likely it is for someone with that placement to cheat, it is based purely on archetypal behavior and will obviously vary with each individual based on their morals, environment, and other placements. scale of 1-10 from not likely to very likely.
*check moon & mars for men, moon & venus for women
below are a description of the moon/venus/mars signs in love and reasons for infidelity. you’re mine means they are more dominant/possessive and i’m yours means they are more submissive/selfless.
aries / 7 / you’re mine
very impulsive and reckless, however, is very passionate when you can tie them down by giving them the adventure and excitement they crave. they want their partner to maintain that wow factor. they tend to act without thinking and are more hesitant to saying no to people, causing some actions they later regret.
taurus / 1 / you’re mine
no matter how unhappy they may be with the relationship, their morals, natural loyalty, and habit to think before they act makes it pretty unlikely for them to be unfaithful. however, they do tend to expect a lot out of a relationship, such as romance, financial and emotional stability, and possessiveness.
gemini / 8 / you’re mine & i’m yours
can be extremely flighty and naturally love to socialize and be around many people- the more the merrier for them. they don’t usually like to hide their actions, but can give into peer pressure. they like intellectual stimuli and dislike people who are too clingy- so if space isn’t given they may leave.
cancer / 5 / you’re mine & i’m yours
once they get attached, they stay attached. care and love are directly connected for them and it runs deep. however, the moment they feel abandoned or attacked, they may turn to someone else to protect them. they’re highly defensive and will find anyone they can to give them safety.
leo / 4 / i’m yours
very passionate and sweet lovers, if you give them all your attention, all theirs will be on you. if they’re developed leos, they will be very loyal. however, it is possible they expect a lot out of you and if you can’t provide it for them, they may turn to someone else.
virgo / 2 / i’m yours
the most cautious, virgos think through their ideas before acting upon them and always consider all the consequences. they stick to their morals and are rational and independent. selfless in love, they are unlikely to cheat. however, it isn’t difficult to make them flee- they need space and mental connection.
libra / 6 / i’m yours
romantic, sweet, generous, and prioritizes love. when developed and cared for, they will be loyal and perfectly fit what the ideal lover should be. however, they can be flighty and want a physical, emotional, and mental connection. they are easily persuaded and influenced by others.
scorpio / 3 / you’re mine & i’m yours
extremely passionate, sensual, deep lovers. once they’re yours they give you their all and do not focus on anyone else. however they can be confused with what they want out of the relationship and get jealous and possessive easily. they can always question you but don’t want you to question them.
sagittarius / 9 / you’re mine
quite hard to tie down, they are lovers of freedom and adventure. their mutability makes them easily persuaded and flexible, and their fiery nature creates impulsive urges and action before thought. if you are able to tie them down you will always be a big part of them, however.
capricorn / 4 / you’re mine & i’m yours
more often then not, they are supportive and understanding lovers who don’t see a reason to be unfaithful. however, they don’t typically prioritize love and may be emotionally colder or more closed off. always very respectful and will be proud of you, which their way of loving you.
aquarius / 5 / you’re mine & i’m yours
because of the lack of emotional connection, it can be easy for them to be unfaithful and not feel as much remorse for their actions. keep their attention and you will be their best friend. they are very supportive and open-minded, and easy to talk to.
pisces / 4 / i’m yours
may have a set of wandering eyes over physically cheating. anyone they feel like they can get spiritually or emotionally connected to easily will keep their attention, and may consume their mind as they are dreamy individuals. but once they love you, they are yours forever.