*uh huh this my shit

the gang @ a karaoke bar - hcs

requested by anon! ;) 

  • two knows the bartender??
    • bc they’re tight and know that darry isn’t drinking, they’re fine w the drinks
  • steve and soda up at the bar bring stuff down for everyone and soda is so concerned like
    • “wait what should we get pony he’s just a lil baby”
    • soda’s probably worried that pony will see him drink and
    • “god steve, pony thinks i get drunk on life”
    • “u told him that???”
    • “yeah and he thinks i meant it”
    • “ok, we’ll just say the apple juice is for you instead”
    • LMAO pony’s “guys im 14 now im practically an adult” senses are tingling
  • pony has ONE sip of alcohol and he’s doNE 
    • HE THINKS HE’S SO FUCKED UP
    • “guYS IM GONNA BE SO HUNGOVER WOW”
  • REMINDER: LITERALLY EVERYONE IS A TERRIBLE FUCKING SINGER
    • with the exception of soda, johnny and darry
    • pony can kinda sing but it’s really not the best
  • pony sings "baby one more time” by britney spears
    • he gets so into it, this cute kiddo
  • darry’s singing some elvis!!!
    • he doesn’t drink bc he’s the designated driver
    • he doesnt mind not drinking bc he’s having a grand ol time seeing the boys laugh and smile (esp. dally and johnny!)
  • dally and two are literally screaming they aren’t even tryna sing
    • dal is tipsy af!
    • “WOOOOAH WE’RE HALFWAY THERE”
    • “WOOOOOOOAH LIVIN ON A PRAYER”
  • STEVEPOP DUET #1 !!!!!
    • TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART
    • they were warned that they were gonna be kicked out lmfao
  • ANOTHER STEVEPOP DUET
    • “SO TELL ME WHATCHU WANT WHATCHA REALLY REALLY WANT”
    • and soda responds:
    • “I’LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT”
    • and theyre waving the microphone back and forth between the two of them like
    • “I WANNA”
    • “I WANNA”
    • “I WANNA”
    • “I WANNA”
    • “I WANNA REALLY REALLY REALLY WANNA ZIGZAZIG AH”
    • theyre having the time of their LIVES
  • steve has a solo bc he’s feelin it
    • it’s a mashup!! and a wild ride lmao
    • “all the time i turn around, brothers gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my UH”
    • and it fuckING TRANSITIONS TO HOLLABACK GIRL
    • “UH HUH THIS MY SHIT”
  • DALLY IS ACTUALLY SMILING AND FUCKING AROUND
    • IT’S THAT GENUINE SMILE THATS CROOKED AND JUST !!!!
    • johnny is so spellbound
    • like “aW that’s my dally!!”
  • johnnys jamming out to “pocketful of sunshine” and he aint even ashamed
  • in the middle of trying to get through a really passionate rendition of surfin USA, two probably runs to the bathroom to throw up
  • soda’s amping up everyone like “fuCK YEAH LETS DO THIS GUYS”
    • and like 2am hits and the bar doesn’t close till 4
    • and they’ve been there for four hours
    • and he’s knocked out underneath a table somewhere
    • darry is like “wtf man i can’t take u anywhere”
    • and then after steve finishes his drink he’s like
    • "dw darry i got this”
    • steve tries to pick up soda 
    • they try walking together and they immediateLY FALL
  • then they finally (finally!) get kicked out LMAO
    • dal calls shotgun to be an ass
    • pony thinks he’s fucking wasted
    • two is dry heaving out the window
    • johnny hasn’t touched liquor bc he was having fun just fine without it and he’s just ??? at the whole car situation
    • “i’ll just walk home darry it’s fine”
    • *trying to pull around a passed out soda* “loOK JOHNNY ILL STRAP U TO THE FUCKING ROOF OF THIS CAR IF I HAVE TO”
  • steve makes darry’s life harder and argues to drive
    • “i gOT THIS”
    • this night sounded like fun at first until he realized he has to drive these fucks home
    • “ILL STRAP U TO THE TOP OF THIS STUPID CAR TOO IF U DONT STOP”
    • “bUT I CAN DO IT”
    • “i caN ALSO BREAK YOUR NOSE STEVE DONT TEST ME”
    • “FIGHT ME SUPER DOPE I DARE YOU”
    • darry lunges at steve but dal holds him back bc dal really isn’t tipsy lmao
    • it wore off as the night went on and he’s actually able to drive but
    • he’s not tryna have darry ask him to sooo 
  • when they get to the curtis house (bc darry aint drivin all these children home smh he’s only one boy)
    • everyone is knocked!!!! darry may have no idea where any of the guys fell asleep but at least they’re nearby and asleep
  • when they wake up the next morning,
    • soda and steve found that they fell asleep on each other in the kitchen
    • pony is on the floor near the couch?? why he didnt sleep on the couch idk
    • dally wakes up hanging half off of soda and pony’s bed
    • johnny’s at the corner of the bed sprawled out
    • no one knows where tf two went until darry gets in his car the next morning
    • and two pops up from the back fuckn seat
    • “STOP SHAKING MY ROOM MA”
    • scares the living fuck outta darry
    • vows to never take em out to a karoke bar again unless he’s gonna be drinking

Steve and Bucky just picking up Sam like it’s nothing though.

Hugs always end up with Sam’s feet dangling in the air.

Steve and Bucky love to lift Sam up by the ass and place him on the counter so they can get into that favorite spot between his legs and kiss him mercilessly, damn the burning food.

Sam wants to be annoyed so bad but he can’t help but be turned on by the sheer physicality and ease his boys have.

(and then there are the times, one too many for comfort, where they’ve had to carry Sam out of a deadly situation)

(and then there are the far more often times where Sam has had to carry them, catch them, hold them because really tho Sam Wilson actual superhero, no enhancements needed)

Evidence?

After watching Jacks latest video “The end of a legend” (which is already a very Anti like title) I wrote down some phrases that stood out to me, now these could be absolutely nothing at all and just commentary but they jumped at me when I heard them.

-“Because im a man with a plan and a man with a plan is a man you cannot defeat, his plan will outlive you all, you’re all just pieces of shit until his plan kicks in, uh huh uh huh dis my shit”

-“ a little help would be appreciated, a little love and support *looks directly in camera* you guys just sit there looking at me all wondering what I’m doing with my life”

-“How about you guys just sit there and chant my name back and forth ‘Jackie, Jackie’ Thats the support I need”

- “Just need to be able to see *looks directly in camera again* see the art”

-“I’m scared guys, guys”

Now these could all mean nothing, or some could mean something while others dont. Idk I guess we’ll just have to see 🤷🏼‍♀️