*uh huh this my shit

the gang @ a karaoke bar - hcs

requested by anon! ;) 

  • two knows the bartender??
    • bc they’re tight and know that darry isn’t drinking, they’re fine w the drinks
  • steve and soda up at the bar bring stuff down for everyone and soda is so concerned like
    • “wait what should we get pony he’s just a lil baby”
    • soda’s probably worried that pony will see him drink and
    • “god steve, pony thinks i get drunk on life”
    • “u told him that???”
    • “yeah and he thinks i meant it”
    • “ok, we’ll just say the apple juice is for you instead”
    • LMAO pony’s “guys im 14 now im practically an adult” senses are tingling
  • pony has ONE sip of alcohol and he’s doNE 
    • HE THINKS HE’S SO FUCKED UP
    • “guYS IM GONNA BE SO HUNGOVER WOW”
  • REMINDER: LITERALLY EVERYONE IS A TERRIBLE FUCKING SINGER
    • with the exception of soda, johnny and darry
    • pony can kinda sing but it’s really not the best
  • pony sings "baby one more time” by britney spears
    • he gets so into it, this cute kiddo
  • darry’s singing some elvis!!!
    • he doesn’t drink bc he’s the designated driver
    • he doesnt mind not drinking bc he’s having a grand ol time seeing the boys laugh and smile (esp. dally and johnny!)
  • dally and two are literally screaming they aren’t even tryna sing
    • dal is tipsy af!
    • “WOOOOAH WE’RE HALFWAY THERE”
    • “WOOOOOOOAH LIVIN ON A PRAYER”
  • STEVEPOP DUET #1 !!!!!
    • TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART
    • they were warned that they were gonna be kicked out lmfao
  • ANOTHER STEVEPOP DUET
    • “SO TELL ME WHATCHU WANT WHATCHA REALLY REALLY WANT”
    • and soda responds:
    • “I’LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT”
    • and theyre waving the microphone back and forth between the two of them like
    • “I WANNA”
    • “I WANNA”
    • “I WANNA”
    • “I WANNA”
    • “I WANNA REALLY REALLY REALLY WANNA ZIGZAZIG AH”
    • theyre having the time of their LIVES
  • steve has a solo bc he’s feelin it
    • it’s a mashup!! and a wild ride lmao
    • “all the time i turn around, brothers gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my UH”
    • and it fuckING TRANSITIONS TO HOLLABACK GIRL
    • “UH HUH THIS MY SHIT”
  • DALLY IS ACTUALLY SMILING AND FUCKING AROUND
    • IT’S THAT GENUINE SMILE THATS CROOKED AND JUST !!!!
    • johnny is so spellbound
    • like “aW that’s my dally!!”
  • johnnys jamming out to “pocketful of sunshine” and he aint even ashamed
  • in the middle of trying to get through a really passionate rendition of surfin USA, two probably runs to the bathroom to throw up
  • soda’s amping up everyone like “fuCK YEAH LETS DO THIS GUYS”
    • and like 2am hits and the bar doesn’t close till 4
    • and they’ve been there for four hours
    • and he’s knocked out underneath a table somewhere
    • darry is like “wtf man i can’t take u anywhere”
    • and then after steve finishes his drink he’s like
    • "dw darry i got this”
    • steve tries to pick up soda 
    • they try walking together and they immediateLY FALL
  • then they finally (finally!) get kicked out LMAO
    • dal calls shotgun to be an ass
    • pony thinks he’s fucking wasted
    • two is dry heaving out the window
    • johnny hasn’t touched liquor bc he was having fun just fine without it and he’s just ??? at the whole car situation
    • “i’ll just walk home darry it’s fine”
    • *trying to pull around a passed out soda* “loOK JOHNNY ILL STRAP U TO THE FUCKING ROOF OF THIS CAR IF I HAVE TO”
  • steve makes darry’s life harder and argues to drive
    • “i gOT THIS”
    • this night sounded like fun at first until he realized he has to drive these fucks home
    • “ILL STRAP U TO THE TOP OF THIS STUPID CAR TOO IF U DONT STOP”
    • “bUT I CAN DO IT”
    • “i caN ALSO BREAK YOUR NOSE STEVE DONT TEST ME”
    • “FIGHT ME SUPER DOPE I DARE YOU”
    • darry lunges at steve but dal holds him back bc dal really isn’t tipsy lmao
    • it wore off as the night went on and he’s actually able to drive but
    • he’s not tryna have darry ask him to sooo 
  • when they get to the curtis house (bc darry aint drivin all these children home smh he’s only one boy)
    • everyone is knocked!!!! darry may have no idea where any of the guys fell asleep but at least they’re nearby and asleep
  • when they wake up the next morning,
    • soda and steve found that they fell asleep on each other in the kitchen
    • pony is on the floor near the couch?? why he didnt sleep on the couch idk
    • dally wakes up hanging half off of soda and pony’s bed
    • johnny’s at the corner of the bed sprawled out
    • no one knows where tf two went until darry gets in his car the next morning
    • and two pops up from the back fuckn seat
    • “STOP SHAKING MY ROOM MA”
    • scares the living fuck outta darry
    • vows to never take em out to a karoke bar again unless he’s gonna be drinking

Imagine the Forces of Mordor dancing to Hollaback girl.

Uh huh this is my shit. All the girls getting down to this.
A few times you been round that track, but your ass is still fat, gunna stay like that coz I ain’t your hollaback girrrll.

(I know that the words on the gif are the wrong song shhhh, it was the closest I could find, if the gif belongs to you then tell me and I’ll credit you.)

Submitted by anon (Who I here by dub hollanon)

anonymous asked:

ok but imagine fem!jerejean

Literally when I read this ask my brain was just like “UH HUH THIS MY SHIT.” So I’m super jazzed about it and I hope you enjoy reading as much as I enjoyed writing!

-We’re not gonna talk about how much worse things in the Nest would have been Jean had he been a girl.

-Nope. No. Won’t do it.

-Instead, we’re gonna talk about fem!Jeremy!

-Jemma Knox, who works her ass off to be the second female Exy captain after Dan Wilds.

-When others are spitting vitriol at Dan, freshman Jemma is in wide-eyed awe and wants to be like that.

-There’s backlash when it’s announced that Jemma’s been named vice captain in her junior year.

-She acts like it doesn’t bother her, but she works just as hard as every other captain and hates that she has to work harder to get the same level of respect.

-She combats it by being endlessly positive in interviews and never rising to sexist bait or stooping to calling out other teams. She doesn’t want to give them a reason to criticize her.

-With her ever-present bouncy high ponytail and infectious smile, opponents learn quickly not to underestimate her. She’s fast and powerful and will kick your ass and then smile and say, “good game!” after

-Genevieve Moreau (Gen) is an enigma.

-She’s the only woman on the Perfect Court and most people are surprised that Riko sees her as that important, but she’s tall and terrifying and no striker wants to be marked by her.

-When she comes to the Trojans, Jemma immediately has a crush on her, but shoves it down because one, Gen isn’t ready for that and two, Gen could crush her spine by looking at her if she wanted to.

-The Trojans have kind of a reputation for having a female-heavy defense line, so Gen fits right in, though her acerbic attitude makes things a little difficult.

-Much of Jemma and Gen actually getting together goes roughly the same way.

-Once they’re dating, Jemma likes to joke about how similar their names are: (“Jem and Gen! Get it?” Gen is unamused.)

-Jemma is the only person allowed to call Gen “Genny” (it was a nickname her mom called her and she still flinches when anyone else uses it).

-Jemma is hard pressed to deviate from her typical ponytail, but she loves to play with Gen’s hair and she has pretty much free reign to do what she wants with it because it helps calm Gen down.

-She loves to braid it and sometimes weave flowers in it.

-People wonder at first how this terrifying backliner immediately softens whenever Jemma’s around, but the one time someone says something insulting about Jemma (probably that she only got captain because she was a girl) Gen waits until the game’s over before punching the guy out, so the Trojans don’t lose their no red card reputation.

-On the outside, captain Jemma is like, “I appreciate it, but you didn’t have and it kind of looks bad.”

-On the inside, Jemma’s like “please step on me I’m so gay.”

-Gen is 6’2” like Jean, but Jemma is 5’7” so the height difference is more pronounced.

-The few times Gen wears heels, Jemma straight up wants to die.

-Anyway, they’re perfect and them and Lailvarez are #squadgoals

UH HUH THIS MY SHIT ALL THE GIRLS STOMP YOUR FEET LIKE THIS A FEW TIMES IVE BEEN AROUND THAT TRACK SO ITS NOT JUST GONNA HAPPEN LIKE THAT CAUSE I AINT NO HOLLABACK GIRL I AINT NO HOLLABACK GIRL

denmark-in-my-stomach  asked:

Ryuji/Yuuki & Akira/Yuuki ;)

*Gwen Stephani voice* UH HUH THIS MY SHIT!!


Ryuji/Yuki:

who’s the cuddler: 

Ryuji. I always hc’d Yuki as kind of reserved to actually touching people, so Ryuji would have to be kind of foreward with cuddling. Yuki trusts him so its chill.

Bonus since I have this ship on my rp blog: They’re totally the kind of cuddlers to start with the most minimal of contacts but then without even realizing become entirely tangled. Its a strange phenomenon. 

who makes the bed:

They both just sort of roll out in the morning so usually the bed is unmade trash. In the event that the sheets get too messy or bunched up though, they have little competitions. Ryuji usually wins, so Yukis the bedmaker for the most part.

who wakes up first:

Ryuji. Gotta get in that training, you know?

who has the weird taste in music:

Yuki hangs out near a club my dude.

who is more protective:

R Y U J I  H O L Y  S H I T

who sings in the shower:

I cant really see either of them as singers tbh??

who cries during movies:

Yuki is a sensitive child.

who spends the most while out shopping:

Probably Yuki, I mean Ryuji probably grew up in a really money-conscious household if I read his link right.

who kisses more roughly:

Ryuji, and my god is Yuki into it.

who is more dominate:

Again, Ryuji, but I think theyre both pretty lax in whos dominating at any given time. Like, neither of them like being dominant too many times in a row, both of them get paranoid about it after a while.

my rating of the ship from 1-10:

11/10 Ive been shipping this for half a year and I ship it on my rp blog and just gahhh I love this ship to hell and back. They. Theyre doofuses in love.

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Akira/Yuki

who’s the cuddler:

Akira, because of the same hc. 

I would like to think though, that sometimes when Yuki does that ‘leaning in real close’ thing Akira will start to get all cheeky  and give him a little peck, which flusters the hell out of Yuki most of the time.

who makes the bed:

Akira likes keeping things tidy, but its hard because he has to wait for Yuki to actually get out of bed when the poor guy actually does go to bed that is.

who wakes up first:

Akira. Hes a lot more on top of things than Yuki.

who has the weird taste in music:

Yuki. You just cant beat him in that.

who is more protective:

Akira.

who sings in the shower:

Dude. Dude. It may just because I always see Akira as a total nerd but its definitely him. Catch him singing some random anime opening in there.

who cries during movies:

They both do, but surprisingly Akira moreso. Akiras a sap for romance movies, and will tear up for most emotional things, but let me tell you Yuki beats him when it comes to horror movies only. Poor guy gets scared to tears.

who spends the most while out shopping:

Akira. I mean have you seen all the money you get while playing???

who kisses more roughly:

Akiras probably like ‘oh no hes so tiny i dont want to kiss too roughly–’ and then Yuki just bites Akiras lip like ‘nope. do it or i will.’

who is more dominate:

HMMMMMMM idk I want to say Akira cause you know good ol Masochistic Mishima but at the same time I like the idea of Yuki having to kind of egg Akira on into being more dominant so ?????

my rating of the ship from 1-10:

10/10 I love!!!! They are also two dorks in love and they are happy!!