my favorite hobbies are: watching tv shows, binge watching tv shows, watching tv shows and chilling, watching tv shows while eating junk food, watching tv shows with friends, watching tv shows in my bed, watching tv shows alone and crying over certain characters, watching tv shows instead of dealing with my problems, talking about tv shows, shipping couples from tv shows, convincing ppl to watch tv shows, #tvshows,


Why do they blame me for all their little failings? As if I’d spent my days sitting on their shoulder, forcing them to commit acts they’d otherwise find repulsive. “Oh, the Devil made me do it.” I have never made any one of them do anything. Never. […] This is unjust. For all eternity, my name will be invoked to represent all their depravity.
T h a t   is   t h e   g i f t   t h a t   m y   f a t h e r   g a v e   m e .


What is l o v e?

It’s just chilling, you know? Kicking it with somebody, talking, making mad stupid jokes. And, like, not even wanting to go to sleep, ‘cause then you might be without 'em for a minute. And you don’t want that.