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The Bible According To Trump

He “loves” the Bible, but doesn’t seem to remember which parts:

Donald Trump declined to name a favorite verse in the Bible on Bloomberg’s “With All Due Respect” on Wednesday. He also wouldn’t say which testament he preferred, saying he liked both equally. “The Bible means a lot to me, but I don’t want to get into specifics,” Trump said.

The response on Twitter:

Blessed are the meek, for without them who’d clean the toilets? #TrumpBible

— Jean Esselink (@Uncucumbered) August 28, 2015

Noah? I like people who build things. But wood? That’s a low quality material. I will make arks great again. #TrumpBible

— Trump Bible (@TheTrumpBible) August 27, 2015

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