a list of things Bones has made Kirk do by saying they are “doctor’s orders:” 

  • nothing
  • nada
  • not a thing
  • one time he bribed Jim into eat a broccoli 
  • but that doesn’t count because it was followed by all the alcohol 
  • why is he still trying
  • isn’t it in the rules that the Captain has to listen to him at least a little????
  • he should move on to restraints and recruiting Spock
Georgia Gal

Pairing: Bones x (Southern!)Reader

Word Count: 1914

Warnings: Some swearing, general bar creeps

A/N: Not my first fic ever but my first Bones fic! Very loosely inspired by Ed Sheeran’s “Galway Girl” (maybe if you squint?). Let me know what you guys think!! 

You weren’t quite sure how you kept ending up in this situation - settled in alone a noisy bar with your friends long gone and tongue deep in strangers by now.

“I need to find better friends,” you muttered to yourself as you knocked back what was left of your drink.

“Well, then it’s lucky I’m here” came a cocky voice from your right.

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