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the b99 fandom on tumblr as i experience it

  • Loves the lonely island and andy friggin samberg yes that is his full name
  • Has at least attempted to listen to Joanna Newsom
  • Wants to punch whoever’s in charge of promoting the show on FOX
  • Would die for the sambeard
  • Was murdered by Celeste and Jesse Forever
  • Hates or has mixed feelings about That’s My Boy
  • Eats fanfic on the ao3 for breakfast
  • Has died a thousand deaths because of @elsaclack ’s writing
  • Knows Melissa Fumero and Stephanie Beatriz are The Most Beautiful and The Sweetest
  • Goes to @youngsamberg because she knows everything there is to know about the show and andy and joanna
  • Is part of a loving and diverse family that respects everyone and is [Chris Traeger voice] literally such an honor to be a part of
  • psychic: *reads my mind*
  • my mind: It's Conner, bitch. Say word to the D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Dilbert. Doink-de-doink, sorry dad. Inky nuts, squirrel jam, hats! Balancing my check book. Zerbert in the sherbet, twerk. Hundred-hundred gift baskets. You're now rocking with the Tesla boys. Baby Benjamin Franklin, watch me veg. DJ Tanner, swanky pumps, m-m-m-m-moped music. Costco samples like a motherfucker. Uh, crank up the mids, Patrick Stewart money. You know who it is, Conner4real.
  • psychic: what a banger