Detroit, a few chapters back
  • Yuuri, head in Phichit's lap, near tears: I hate him, I hate his stupid handsome face and beautiful blue eyes and the graceful way he moves, and I hate it when the light catches in his hair and especially his stupid smile, I just hate him so much.
  • Phichit, stroking Yuuri's hair: I know, I know.
💬 ➺ DANTE & x.・。★
  • dante: hey !! i know this is hella random & totally unexpected & i COMPLETELY get if u wanna ignore this don't feel obliged to respond or anything !!
  • dante: but um, ya know..........im volunteering w save the whales & i was wondering if youd be into donating 2 the cause ?? whales r our friends after all !!!

I am delighted to find out that there’s a new quality meme in Russia, the Wizard “Fwoosh” Cat, fwoosh [вжух] being the sound effect for the magic wand waving. 

The Fwoosh Cat can do great magic in your every-day life, good and bad all at the same time.

“Fwoosh, you’ve got insomnia”

“Fwoosh, you’re adopted”

“Fwoosh, and money is gone”

“Fwoosh, you’re expelled” next to a list of expelled pupils in a university

“Fwoosh, black ice”

Obligatory money fwoosh

“Cannot fwoosh on this page”

“Fwoosh, and you can fwoosh on this page”

“If you see this image, then it’s your lucky day. You’ve been visited by The Great Wizard Cat, the wisest of all wizard cats of the wizard cat school. A curse was laid on you, and it will turn your life into a nightmare. Only the wizard cat can lift the curse and once again make your life wonderful and full of magic”


  • Ravenclaw: *stares blankly at chalkboard*
  • Slytherin: Are you okay?
  • Ravenclaw: *turns to stare blankly at Slytherin*
  • Slytherin: Ravenclaw?
  • Ravenclaw: Do you think dogs know about thumbs?
  • Slytherin: What?
  • Ravenclaw: Or do they think all humans are magic because of thumbs?
  • Slytherin: This is why everyone said I shouldn't be your friend.