*throws you off a building*

Part 6 of the TG:re volume 12 omake (thank you Cimi for typesetting this properly). That’s some morbid thoughts there, Yoriko…

There’s 2 more pages left which are about Ayato’s commentary on his trek into the 24th ward. I might also end up re-translating the 24th kids’ page from the earlier chapter now that there’s a translation guide for them.

"That's almost the exact opposite of what I said"

Request: Haaii!! #28 with Tom? Duh? Lol thank you!!! Absolutely adore your blog!!

Peter was never one to lie to you, he could hardly bring himself to do so. If he ever did, his guilt would end up shoving the truth out of him before he could utter another word.
One thing that eats him alive every time he’s with you, is that he still hasn’t told you the truth about the red and blue suit that sits hidden away in his room.
Spider-man is an important part of Peter’s life, but you’re more important to him than any of that. He’ll take a lazy pj day with you over a web swinging, crime fighting day along side Tony Stark. If keeping you safe means leaving you in the dark about his second identity, then he’ll do it, without hesitation. He wants to tell you, he really does, but he just can’t.
Today he wanted nothing more than to spend as much time possible with you. He wanted to hold you, smile with you, talk to you, and to just be with you. But he wasn’t so lucky.
“Peter that chocolate is not for you!” You playfully scowled at him, as he stuffed a rather large piece of chocolate into his mouth. You both were in your kitchen preparing a bowl of popcorn for a movie, pillows and blankets that awaited you.
“Oh,” Peter mumbled past the chocolate glob in his mouth, his eyes widened, “Who’s it for?”
“Well not you!” You giggled making your way over to where he stood, taking his face into your hands.
His eyes watched your every move and glimmered down at you as you stood before him. The chocolate that was still in his mouth was pushed against his cheek widening his smile adding on to his adorableness.
You both turned your heads to the picture window that showed you a piece of the city as the wale of police sirens ripped through the streets. Rushing over to the glass, your eyes wondered down to the road below searching for the cop cars.
Peter let out a huff of frustration knowing what he’d have to do. Pulling at the roots of his hair, every cell in his body was telling him not to leave you, but he knew what he had to do, “Um, y/n, look I-I’m-I’m really sorry about this but, uh, I just remembered, I gotta help aunt May finish -uh- finish painting, her…. room.” He thought up quickly, making it up as he stuttered along.
You spun around to catch him taking small steps towards your apartment door, clutching the back of his neck, looking everywhere expect your eyes, “Peter-” You let out not holding back too much disappointment in your voice.
“I know, I know, I hate doing this to you, but I’m gonna make it up to you. I promise. I just-I gotta go.” He forced out, while taking several steps backwards out of your apartment catching one last glimpse of you before closing the door in his own face. Furrowing his eyebrows, letting out a sigh and leaning his head against the wooden board, all he felt was guilt. He knew he had to leave but he wanted so desperately to walk back in and hold you close.
You stood astonished with your arms crossed, your eyes glued to the door where Peter just was a moment ago. Every time, it seemed like every time you were with Peter, he’d end up ditching and feeding you an excuse about how he has to help his aunt. The first few times you believed him but now it’s gotten out of hand. You knew he was lying, you weren’t stupid. But what you didn’t understand was why.
Shaking your head and turning back to your window, you were just in time to catch the cities latest superhero swing by at the end of a stringed web, following the flashing lights of emergency vehicles heading towards the scene of the crime.
You emitted a slight gasp as the puzzle pieces joined together in your head. The details all added up and you could finally understand now, “Peter.” You breathlessly whispered to yourself.

Waiting impatiently you paced the roof of your apartment building knowing he’d meet you up here once he was done dealing with the crime downtown. Crossing your arms, you tried to bury yourself further into your sweater, not taking a liking in the cold.
“What’s a pretty girl such as yourself doing hanging around here so late?” A voice called behind you. A wave of comfort washed through you as soon as the voice was heard. You slowly turned around to the Spider-man standing several meters away from you. The lenses covering his eyes widened noticeably upon your eyes catching them.
“I could ask you the same thing.” You spoke softly.
“Well I asked you first soooo..” He drug on, beckoning his arms towards you, taking a step forward in your direction.
You smirked and took two steps backwards knowing what you were soon about to do.
“I have my reasons,” you spoke slyly taking a few more steps till your heels bumped against the bricks that lined the edge of the roof.
“Okay-well-uh-” He stuttered behind his mask taking cautious steps towards you and slowly reaching out his hand.
You stepped onto the bricks, wind ripping over your body taunting you of the long drop below.
“What are you doing?” The hero asked desperately,
You tilted your head, taking a daring look at the city several stories down from your feet,
“Y/n wha-”
“How do you know my name?” You interrupted him, hiding the smile that wanted to show itself.
“Look y/n this isn’t funny-” he began taking large steps to your body not wanting to risk what may happen next,
“I trust you Peter,” you said leaning backwards letting your feet leave the ground.
“Y/N” Peter yelled, taken aback by your outrageous actions.
He didn’t waste a second running off the building, throwing his arm out catching you at the end of his web, yanking your body securely against his.
Bringing you both back up to the roof of the building, he breathed a sigh of relief as he placed you gently back on the ground. He yanked himself away from you throwing his fists through the air trying to contain himself, “Are you crazy? Like seriously, are you crazy y/n?” He asked, letting his voice raise higher than the quiet tone he’d usually speak in.
“When were you going to tell me?” You asked with the same amount of urgency.
“When were you going to tell me about this Peter?”
“I was going to, but then I didn’t, I was ready to tell you but I just didn’t, I couldn’t.”
“So you were never going to tell me?”
“Alright, that is almost the exact opposite of what I said,”
You both paused, taking a few breathes, your eyes locked on each other’s, but yours on the lenses hiding his.
You let out a laugh, letting the stress, and intensity cascade out of your body.
“Stop laughing,” Peter spoke, trying to remain stern to get his point across, but you could hear the smile that he was hiding.
Your smile grew wider as you began taking steps over to him.
“I’m serious y/n, this isn’t funny,”
You stood inches from him. Bringing your hands up his biceps, they slid to bottom of his mask, taking your time tugging it off him.
The red mask revealed his toothy smile, his red blushed cheeks, then finally, his chocolate brown doe eyes, sparkling from the street lights.
You held the mask in your hands that were brought together at the back of his neck. His feathered brown hair draped over bits of his forehead, the rest sticking out in various directions.
He looked down at you admiringly, momentarily forgetting about the event that occurred just moments ago. He couldn’t help it though, it was your fault for batting your big y/e/c eyes at him.
“I’m really serious though, please, please don’t ever do something like that again,” he begged in a whisper, bringing his forehead down to yours.
“Then please don’t lie to me about this anymore,” You implied looking down at his suit.
“Not a problem baby girl,” he sighed in relief, “not a problem.”

✧ ❰  book covers that tell the whole story starters   /   pt. 1
         —  inspired by boards like this & this. feel free to switch pronouns or wording

❛ everyone cries if you poke them in the eyes. ❜
❛ open my door & come inside, but be aware that i am a haunted house. ❜
❛ i’m a terrible person, but i have a good reason. ❜ 
❛ why is that priest here? ❜ 
❛ think before you complain. ❜
❛ talk to me right, & i’ll never forget a word. ❜
❛ let’s just eat our food & go home. ❜
❛ am i one person and a mirror, or two people? ❜
❛ five more minutes to go. ❜
❛ it’s a story i never finished writing, and never wanted anyone to read. ❜
❛ i would rather kill you than ask you for help. ❜
❛ how about this: we cured the diseases & lived happily ever after. ❜
❛ the key didn’t fit the hole. ❜
❛ i was trapped in a couple of traps, reaching for a trap — ❜
❛ thanks for humoring me. ❜
❛ just when i start to like myself, i do something like this. ❜
❛ oh no! she’s pretty. ❜
❛ didn’t i throw you off a building? ❜
❛ we want a meaning where there isn’t one. ❜
❛ my hormones kicked my ass. ❜
❛ you defuse the bomb, and the clock starts over, time & time again, until you make a mistake or walk away. ❜
❛ the important thing is that what i’ve said makes sense to me. ❜
❛ you look like you walked into a wall of regret. ❜
❛ i’ve seen this before, one million times. ❜
❛ danger! he’s a stranger. ❜
❛ you can’t borrow my love. ❜
❛ i wasn’t sick until i saw the doctor. ❜
❛ everything i say is a promise. ❜
❛ wisdom? that was wisdumb. ❜
❛ time flies. too bad i’m not having any fun. ❜
❛ i’m erring on the side of love. ❜
❛ i’ve stopped trying to get what i want, but i still want it. ❜
❛ more and more, i find myself wanting more and more. ❜
❛ i know your pain. i have mistaken it for my own.❜
❛ if you do something good for someone you hate, then you have to do something bad to someone you love. ❜
❛ luck doesn’t exist, & we’re lucky it doesn’t. ❜
❛ you had nails for my coffin. ❜
❛ he jumped the gun & i shot him dead. ❜
❛ don’t pick the weeds, pick the flowers. ❜
❛ am i going to hell or what? ❜
❛ honey, you’re on fire. ❜
❛ i’m pretty on the inside, gorgeous on the outside. ❜
❛ i wasn’t smart at all. ❜
❛ just as i was dying, i was born again. ❜
❛ i don’t want to see your worries, i want to see your war eyes. ❜

Transfer (Request)

Request: hi, requests are open, right?? can i request a scenario where {y/n} is a new student and the teacher has mark give her a tour around the school, but she’s so clumsy (aka tripping/almost running into lockers) bc she thinks mark is really cute? thank you ^^

Mark x Reader

Word Count: 1.6k

Genre: Fluff

A/N: This was rlly cute to write honestly, idk if it’s actually any good, but I had fun writing it :’)

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Sundays with Spideypool #10


For @bi-llytheplatypus who requested Deadpool comforting lonely Peter.

(This takes place after The Amazing Spiderman Two– lets assume Gwen didn’t actually die and that she got on the plane and left for Oxford)


Peter didn’t know how long he had been sitting on the rooftop staring out into the distance, but it was getting cold and he should probably be on patrol, or at the very least inside where he wouldn’t die of hypothermia.

But he couldn’t seem to make himself move, even hours after the plane had taken off from the airport and set off for England, carrying the girl he loved and quite possibly his entire world away from him towards a better life.

A better life that didn’t involve Spiderman.

Peter couldn’t blame her. Wanted to hate her but definitely couldn’t do that. Wanted to scream out loud at how awful it all was, wanted to tear buildings down in his grief, wanting to wrap his arms around her and beg her to stay, but he had already told her to go.

So here he sat. Freezing and alone and too numb clear to his soul to care about it.

“Kid, what the fuck are you doing out here?”  A deep voice, familiar and not in an all together unwelcome way, and Deadpool plopped down next to him. “It’s like three am, do your parents know where you are?”

Peter smiled a little, because he had forgotten he wasn’t wearing his suit, and all Wade saw was some college kid way too high on a building at a sketchy time of night wearing a t shirt and staring at the airport.

“Hey, Pool.” Peter kept his voice quiet, but let it stay at it’s usual pitch, not lowering it like he did when he was behind the mask. “Shouldn’t you be out fighting with Spider-man or something?”

“Spandex-man can wait. Seriously what are you doing out here so late? This isn’t safe.” Deadpool shook his head. “This might be terrible for my reputation as a total bad ass, but let me walk you home cuz a pretty thing like you is gonna get mugged or kidnapped or just fall right the fuck off this building and die which would be a damn shame. Honestly kid, what are you doing up here?”

“My girlfriend just left. Her name is Gwen and she left me and I– I don’t know what to do.” Peter whispered, and he hated so much that tears came to his eyes, but it was all still so raw and at least when he was Spidey, Deadpool was one of his closest friends and having him so close was wreaking havoc on his emotional stability. “She just got on a plane and left and needed a life without me and I didn’t want to stop her. Well I did, but I couldn’t. She deserves more than what I can give her and now she’s gone and–” tears for real then, and Peter drew his knees up to his chest and dropped his head into them to try and hide.

“Hey. Hey come on.” Wade slung a big arm around his shoulders and tugged him close. “Don’t be freaked out, I’m just trying to be nice. Come here.”

Peter probably should have pulled away, because that’s what a normal kid would have done if a mercenary with katanas strapped to his back and a mask on tried to hold him– but Peter wasn’t a normal kid, and Wade had held Spidey more than once and stitched him back together, so this wasn’t all that different, was it?

So he leaned into Wade’s chest and wrapped his arms around his waist and cried until he just couldn’t anymore, and Wade held him the entire time, petting at his hair and cuddling him closer and closer until Peter was practically sitting on his lap but neither one of them made any effort to move away, so Peter just cried some more.

“Look, I’m real sorry about your girl.” Wade finally said when Peter’s sobs had turned into hiccups. “But you’re young, you know? And obviously you know it’s for the best that she leaves, which tells me that you honestly love her, because that’s what it’s about, you know? Making sure that she has what she wants, and the things that will make her life better, and if you don’t make her life better then—-” a shrug, and Peter nodded in agreement.

“But that doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt. Don’t mean that you aren’t thinking about throwing yourself off this building cuz sometimes when it hurts this much that seems like the only way out, but it’s not. I promise. You gotta stand up and keep right on going, and I’m not saying it’s gonna stop hurting because let me tell ya, when my girl left me I thought I wouldn’t get past it, and it didn’t seem like life was even worth it, but it was and eventually I could see that.”

“I still sorta startle when I see someone who looks like her, or I hear a song and am a goddamn mess, and some days I want to stay home and eat all my sad away, so that’s what I do. No one says you gotta cope all at once, but you do have to cope. Alright?”

“Yeah.” Peter scrubbed at his face and leaned away. “Yeah. Thanks.”

“And baby boy.” Peter’s eyes widened at the nickname, and widened even more when Wade reached out and cupped his jaw. “Next time you need to just fucking cry because life sucks, why don’t you just call me and I’ll come over? You don’t gotta make me hunt all over the goddamn city for you huh?”

“What– you know it–”

“You called me Pool.” Wade tucked him close again. “And the only person in the world who does that wears Spandex and flings webs. Also you came right to me when I grabbed you and who does that? Honestly Spidey? What college kid trusts a man in a mask to hold him on a rooftop. You could at least try to act like you don’t know me.”

“Oh.” Peter probably should have been upset but he wasn’t, he just burrowed closer. “I left snot on your suit.”

“You’re disgusting.” Wade said calmly, running a hand down his back. “I’m real sorry about Gwen, Spidey. I didn’t even know you had a girlfriend, but it does make sense now why you have turned down all my attempts to get at that booty.”

“Wade.” Peter complained but he grinned and Wade hugged him briefly before standing to his feet and dumping Peter off his lap unceremoniously.

“Now. You still got a city to save, right? Spandex up and let’s get going. I’m not saying you have to cope with all this right now, but we’ve had a nice girly moment and now you need to remember that the world is still turning.”

“Thanks Wade.” Peter nodded. “I um– thank you.”

“I got your back, Spidey.” Wade winked– or his mask did, which would never cease to creep Peter out– and turned around, hiding his face. “I won’t look. Strip down and suit up and lets go.”  

Peter hugged Wade one more time after he had his mask on, and Wade held him tight for just a minute before shoving him away, muttering something about his reputation and chick flick moments and ridiculous children wearing masks and how far the airport was from his house. ‘

Peter sent one last look at the airport, and headed out on patrol.

The world was going to keep turning. 


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Dating Jaime Reyes

requested by @wonderbreadwoman

Sorry about this being so late by the way. My bad. Hope you like it. 

  • You guys have been friends since kindergarten.
  • So you two finally dating was no surprise to anyone.
  • But you two could not be more different.
  • You were always the wild and carefree spirit who is not afraid of anything.
  • While he was the reasonable one who talked you out of your crazy ideas.
  • Yet he always supports them.
  • Sometimes…
  • “JAIME! You know what we should do today? We should throw eggs off of building at joggers!”
  • “Y/N…why?”
  • “Because it will be fun…”
  • “It’s harassment…it’s illegal…”
  • “And it will be fun.”
  • “Please think about this before you actually do it.”
  • “Ay dios mio.”
  • You ended up chucking them at a each other.
  • The ideas got even crazier when you found out about Scarab.
  • Let’s just say that you and Scarab aren’t on good terms at the moment.
  • Jaime loves to just touch you.
  • Whether it is just holding hands or just lightly touching your arms, he just loves the warmth that you give off.
  • He loves to feed you.
  • He will literally come to your house just to feed you.
  • “Jaime…what are you doing?”
  • “I got your text about how you haven’t had dinner yet…I brought you some of Mom’s cooking.”
  • “I don’t need…”
  • “They’re Chicken Enchiladas…”
  • “I don’t need… you standing there! What are you doing?! Get inside!”
  • You love his mom’s cooking.
  • He loves calling you spanish nicknames.
  • Like ‘Mi Amor’, ‘Mi Alma’, ‘Mi Reina’
  • You think it’s cute and he thinks that the words fit you perfectly.
  • At first, Scarab was skeptical of you at first.
  • Even wanted to blast you out of existence. (Long story)
  • But after a while, he started to take a liking to you.  
  • And he keeps pressuring Jaime into mating with you.
  • “Jaime, you and Y/N hormonal levels are higher than usual. Now would be a great time to mate with her and produce your future offspring.”
  • “For the last time Scarab, we are not ready for that! Would you stop telling me that already!”
  • “Ready for what?” you ask.
  • Jaime laughs nervously as he scratches the back of his head. “Nothing Y/N. Nothing at all.
  • You also find it normal that he talks to his scarab from time to time.
  • Which is also a great thing he loves about you.
  • You love giving him a kiss before he goes out and fights crime.
  • Just to make sure he knows that you are always there for him when he comes back.
  • And for him to be extra careful, so you both can continue later. ;)
  • Him being the sweetest guy you know.
  • You being the one thing that keeps him going.
An Avengers Christmas

A/N: Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, Happy Holidays! 💖

Clint has created a chatroom.

Clint has invited Y/N.


Clint: Are you almost here yet? HURRY!

Y/N: Merry Christmas, Clint. I’m almost to the tower, calm yourself.


Y/N: You just want me there so you can finally open the gifts, don’t you?

Clint: What? NO! Of course not.

Clint: You’ve been gone FOREVER! We have to spend this day as a family. And open the gifts, together… So hurry.

Y/N: I was gone for 2 days. You can open ONE gift. I won’t tell the others.

Clint: Why couldn’t we send Pietro on the mission, again? Why did you have to go?

Clint: I think I’ll open the gift he got me.

Clint: I can’t believe this.

Y/N: What is it?

Clint: It’s a purple shirt that says OLD MAN.

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I’m Sorry! (Bucky x reader)

Summary: During a mission, Bucky does something to the reader for almost no reason, back at the tower, they argue in a very funny and deadly way.

Warnings: Mild Violence, fluff, sexual references, kissing

“I can’t believe you did that!” You screamed as you and Bucky walked into the tower from a mission. “I’m sorry! I saved your life!” He shouted.

“You pushed me off a fucking building!”

“Well…your not dead.” He muttered. “And it was fucking hilarious!” He said as he laugh.

“What happened this time?” Steve asked. You marched up to him. “Your so called ‘best friend’ pushed me off a building on the mission!” You yelled as you pointed at Bucky. “I want no part of this.” Steve said and left.

“You didn’t die!” He defended. “I wouldn’t have whether I was on the building or not!” You yelled. “There was an agent sneaking up on you. Heads up!” Bucky said.

“I know! I saw him and I had a whole plan.” You stated as he raised his eyebrows, clearly waiting for you to continue. “I take the guy in front and swing him into the guy behind me and THEY fall off the building together.” You said.

“That wouldn’t have worked anyway.” Bucky said.


“Cause you fell off the building.”

“I’m gonna kill you!” You screamed as you pounced on Bucky. He was able to catch you as the two of you wrestled on the ground.

“When did you get so strong?” He was shocked at your strength. “Once the boobs developed and the period started, it all fell into place. Hormones are a bitch.” You panted as you pinned his wrists near his head and straddled him.

“That’s real cute honey, but I’m stronger.” Bucky laughed as he rolled over and straddled you and pinned your wrists. “Damn serum.” You muttered.

“You wanna do something dirty?” He suggested. You scoffed and lifted up your knee and hit him in the groin. He fell limp and you rolled him off of you.

You started to walk away, but he grabbed your ankle and pulled you down, making you fall. He dragged your leg to his body and once you were close enough, he wrapped his arms around your body, spooning you.

“Are you okay?” You asked from the new position. “I’m just perfect…actually I have a surprise.” He spoke. You gave him a questioning look but he smirked and lifted you off the ground, carrying you bridal style.

 "Let me go.“ You said as you squirmed in his grip. “Where are you- I swear to god, you throw me off a building I will rip off your other arm.” You threatened.

 "Sweetheart, just for that.“ He changed his grip so you were over his shoulder.

 He carried you all the way to the conference room. “We have a meeting in 5 minutes about the mission, don’t wanna be late, right?” He said.

 "You are not carrying me like this.“ You snarled and squirmed and kicked your legs. “Stop, honey. It won’t end well.” He said as he started to move his hand to the small of your back. “If you move your hand any lower…”

He moved his hand lower.

 "I swear to god I will end you! Take me to the roof, so I can push you off the tower, and maybe I’ll have one of Tony’s suits save you… MAYBE!“

 In the commotion he put you down and you realized he put you down in the conference room. With everyone there. "Hey guys.” You said casually and took a seat across from Bucky.

“Ok. What happened on the mission?” Natasha asked as she looked between you and Bucky. “Ok this is how it happened…”

You were chasing five guys with an important flash drive. You and Bucky ran after them as they went up a flight of stairs.

“Shit, those go to the roof. They probably have an escape route. C'mon!” You said as you two bolted up the creaky stairs. You kicked the door down and saw the men waiting for their ride. You guys could hear the sound of a helicopter, it didn’t sound far. The men yelled something in their language and took out their weapons.

_  You two sprung into action as you took on two guys while Bucky took on three. You were about to grab the guys collar when you felt a force pushing you towards the ledge. You let out a gasp as you started to fall off the building._

“Bucky!!!!!” You screamed in terror and anger. You fell towards the ground and luckily Tony was able to catch you with his suit before you hit the ground. You clung on to him for dear life…literally.

_  He brought you back to the roof and set you down. You marched up to Bucky, who just finished defeating all the guys. He smiled at you before you smacked him…very hard._

  “I had every right to smack him! He pushed me off a building! And Tony barely caught me in time.” You said. “That’s why Barnes has a bruise.” Nat said as she laughed at him.

 "That’s no way to treat your boyfriend.“ Bucky said as he smiled at everyone. "Sure it is, especially when you push your girlfriend off a fucking building!” You raised your voice.

 "You guys are dating?“ Everyone asked. "Yes, we have for a while. You guys are just are so clueless. Let’s talk about this outside.” He said and dragged you outside of the room. Before you could complain, he put his lips to yours and his hand behind your head.

“Wanna go have angry sex?” He suggested as the kiss got more intense. He picked you up and you wrapped your legs around his waist. You bit his lip at the sudden action.

 "Yeah, just don’t push me off a building.“

Little did you two know the silhouettes of your guys body were seen through the door. "They aren’t coming back are they?” Steve asked as he saw the scene unfold. Nobody answered as they all knew that answer.

“Friday, soundproof all the rooms in the tower. Lord knows which room they’ll pick.”

anonymous asked:

any tips for a new dnd player

> If you want to do something, ask if you can do it. Even if you think the “”””correct””””” answer is ‘press these three buttons in the right order’, if you want to see what happens when you roll the boulder trap into the button trap and cast levitate on your pet cat so it can get through the gap, give it a go. DnD is the best when you’re ruining a DM’s plans.

> Talk in character. It feels self concious at first, but avoid saying “I ask the chef if they will let me use their oven” - instead, say, “I ask, ‘Hey, can i use your oven??” The funniest and stupidest moments come in character, so let yourself talk in character when you can. The tip for first-time players, therefore, is to not give yourself too much of a character voice, so you can feel pretty normal when you start talking in first person, in character.

> Make a character you love. Youre going to be Being this character a bunch. In my later campaigns I’ve pushed myself to play flawed, unlike-me characters with traits Im not used to, to challenge myself - but my first character was fully wish fulfilment. I love dragons and I love pirates, so I made a chaotic good, beautiful dragonborn pirate lesbian, and she’ll always be my fav. If youre just getting into DnD for the first time, just have fun, and make the stupid character you want to make.

> TAKE NOTES OH MY GOD. The DM has pages of notes. You should note down important people and things you meet so you can remember. Its hard on the DM when you’re coming back week to week and cant recall any of the NPCs theyve worked on, or cool events that are happening. Also, its more fun to be able to make connections before the DM necessarily has to straight out tell you them.

> Have fun. Should this have been first? yes. But its still important - have fun, play the character you want, do the things you want to do, backflip off a building throwing three daggers and winking at a cute girl on the way down and stick a perfect 3 point landing on the main villain. or critfail all of those things and have a dumb anecdote to laugh about. Just have fun.

Re: old flames and new beginnings (ch.2)

Originally posted by nochuie

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader (feat. Jimin)
Genre: Fluff/Angst (College!AU)
Words: 2085
Requested by: anon
A/N: A continuation as requested. More parts to follow, possibly, depending on feedback.

Summary: Pining after Jimin had always made you feel invisible, but things start to change when Jungkook’s striking gaze found you again.

ch.1 | ch.2

‘Y/N, Jiwoo and I got back together! When I admitted that I still wanted to be with her, she said she felt the same way…’

You scowled and didn’t read the rest of the text. “For real, Park Jimin? I disappear without a word last night and your first text is to brag about your precious Jiwoo?”

You had actually ended up spending the night on the rooftop of the Fine Arts building, amongst the old school desks and empty supply crates, finding it embarrassing to return to your dorm too early from the party. After a fitful night that was more tossing and turning upon a makeshift bed of desks than sleep, you woke up for your ungodly seven AM class to see Jimin’s message.

“No ‘how are you, Y/N?’ or 'where did you go last night, Y/N?’ You weren’t even concerned for me, at all? Park Jimin… you really are the fucking worst!”

You hurled your phone, intending to throw it clear off the building in your fit of rage, but at that moment, a young man stood up from between the crates, facing away from you. The phone smacked the back of his head and you covered your mouth with both hands, muffling your yelp.

“Ow! What the fuck?” He whipped around, nursing the sore spot on his head. “Who’s there?”

You had ducked before he even started to speak. He peered around, trying to glimpse who hit him, and his beautiful profile struck you as somewhat familiar but rather than scrutinize him further, you snuck off the rooftop and fled to your class.

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Things I loved in Trials of Apollo: The Hidden Oracle (WARNING: spoilers)

These are the positive and happy moments I liked in TOA. There are spoilers but it does not include a lot of major and important plot. DONT EVEN LIE THESE WERE GREAT MOMENTS OKA Y?!

  • the pathetically posh way that Apollo speaks 
  • Meg joining the ranks of badass women in the series 
  • Meg’s kindergardener outfit 
  • “Pegasi who fly gallop on Toyotas. Normal horses who can not fly do not gallop on Toyotas." 
  • Sally Jackson finally getting the description/appreciation she fucking deserves (and from an ex-god) like Apollo describing why Sally Jackson was perfect and saying she had the ability to "connect spiritually with a God as an EQUAL”  I mean he said Apollo actually calling Sally Jackson mortal rival of Circe (in the most complimenting way possible) Apollo straight FANGIRLING over Sally Jackson honestly Sally Jackson for the win 
  • did I mention Sally Jackson was fuCKING PREGNANT!!???!? 
  • “Perhaps the teenage angst had permeated the clothes, because I felt more like a sulky high schooler than ever.” …same… 
  • Apollo explaining time Percy’s promise to Annabeth is not to pass school but to not die while she’s on a trip (demigod struggles) 
  • Percy “I blow up toilets” Jackson
  • Percy’s “old demigod mischief twinkled in his eyes”  
  • Get Meg Cows 2016 
  • Percy being Meg’s big demigod brother like that dynamic is adorable 
  • “Because Poseidon." 
  • I just love Apollo’s moments where he explains things like time and the Black Plague I thought those were hilarious
  • "Whah jus happened?” (congested Percy) 
  • Peaches 
  • OLYMPUS MOMENT: Poseidon vs Apollo in hand to hand combat 
  • Apollo referring to Athena as “Old Gray Eyes" 
  • Apollo going insane (scary but actually kind of funny) 
  • Will reminding Apollo of his mother anD WILL BEING OLDER THAN HIS OWN DAD 
  • Meg being a scary ass tornado of pain (in the cutest way possible) 
  • Apollo and the Apollo kids 
  • the idea that half the medical schools in the world are inhabited by Apollos descendants along with like the entire Rock and Roll Hall of Fame like guys these demigods are awesome
  • please 
  • a moment of silence 
  • for my dearest Solangelo 
  • becoming canon 
  • we did it guys 
  • I love you all 
  • Chiron :) 
  • Nico calling Will a dork 
  • APOLLO CONFIRMING THAT HE DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT GENDER AND CONFIRMING THAT THE GODS DONT EITHER GUYS THIS IS GREAT WE HAVE BISEXUAL GODS Apollo speaks of 2 of his loves and we assume it’s 2 girls when in reality it’s a boy and a girl and I am so happy 
  • Chiron and his fishnet lady legs 
  • the new Hermes pranking duo being girls 
  • Apollo calling Solangelo cute 
  • Nico “I have a doctor’s” note Di Angelo
  • the minor gods having repped kids 
  • Nico wanting to kill Leo
  • Paolo ranting in Portugese 
  • Nico getting jealous!!? 
  • "She’s a communist!" 
  • Apollo reveling in things like a toothbrush and deodorant and bacon
  • "Bacon is good" 
  • Apollo said he changes gender sometimes guys the gods are not only bi/pan they are gender fluid this is awesome 
  • Chiara ranting in Italian 
  • everyone loosing their shit and sanity when Apollo plays the guitar and Austin and Apollo connecting through music (honestly this Apollo family is going to be the death of me
  • Damien and Charia brotp 
  • Damien taking revenge on a guitar in the name of Apollo 
  • OLYMPUS MOMENT: Athena hanging out with athletic African nymphs 
  • OLYMPUS MOMENT: Hephestus and Apollo having to wrestle the god Hypnos back to bed after he sleepwalked into ArtEMIS’S PRIVATE CHAMBERS 
  • OLYMPUS MOMENT: Persephone attacking pork ribs 
  • Artemis the womb hog and Apollo missing Artemis (they have to have a moment in this series please the overall idea of FAMILY in this book just warms my heart)
  • "Do not end up in Peru." 
  • OLYMPUS MOMENT: Apollo saying that Typhon raging the earth or the rise of Gaea was just as scary as accidentally seeing Ares naked in the gym 
  • Apollo getting protective over his children (and calling them his friends) 
  • Apollo comforting Harley 
  • “Romans gonna hate.” 
  • “Wait. I’m mortal. Murder would kill me. Nevermind.”
  • “I’m not a tree priest.” 
  • OLYMPUS MOMENT: Apollo and Artemis acting like brother and sister for real (kick me signs on Apollo’s back) 
  • murdurous ukulele 
  • Apollo thinking Hephestus made it when it was actually Harley 
  • Apollo getting protective over Meg 
  • Apollo calling Paolo handsome 
  • Meg being a boss 
  • hippie Rhea. Mother Earth is a massive hippie. Rhea in Woodstock guys
  • Rhea’s laugh sounding like a piglet with asthma 
  • "They have no chill whatsoever." 
  • I’m pretty sure Rhea is basically high for all of this 
  • Solangelo supporting each other 
  • Apollo’s song of all his flaws which was probably one of the most beautiful and heartbreaking forms of character development I have ever seen in my life omg I mean it was just all of his pride just being shattered and him coming to terms with what a messed up being he is I mean that is when he truly became human
  • OLYMPUS MOMENT: Hera yelling at Apollo for leaving the seat up 
  • Apollo rapping to serenade an ant queen and the ant queen approves 
  • soccer mom queen ant 
  • Nico and Will on a canoe ride together (sadly to be interrupted by a giant naked statue) 
  • Malcolm the "I-forgot-my-pants-here’s-my-bright-red-underwear” perfect battlefield commander 
  • Apollo’s greatest insult = “YOU’RE UGLY!" 
  • "I have a doctor’s note.” (we get it Nico…) 
  • OLYMPUS MOMENT: Hades being a little shit and scaring Apollo when he used an arrow of death 
  • Will: Nico’s going to pass out. Nico: nO IM NOT *passes out* 
  • Will referring to Nico as the Lord of Darkness 
  • Ms. O'Leary taking a piss on the Colossus head (and Percy’s reaction) 
  • Bronze Butt 
  • talking arrows
  • Percy: We need you. You can do this. Also Percy: Besides, if you don’t, I will personally throw you off the Empire State Building 
  • Percy and his never ending stream of insults and curses as he fights
  • Damien and Chiara…I ship them? (I’m officially calling it Damiara) 
  • Will snores 
  • Percy knows that if he’s gonna die it’s only gonna be at the hands of Annabeth and no one else
  • the demigods lining up to punch Leo one by one (Damian punching Leo just for the fuck of it)
  • Leo and Harley omg eternal love for the Hephestus brothers (and yes Nyssa can’t forget about the big sis)
  • Nyssa ranting in Spanish 
  • Leo and Percy high fiving as they remember the good old days sarcastic bros reunite #hoothrowback
  • Chiron wants to give you a hugSUPRISE MOTHERFUCKER THATS WHAT YOU GET rip Leo (again)
  • A P O L L O   F A M I L Y 
  • Live fully and without fear. ~Calypso

i fell in love with you while i was undercover and i know you’re mad at me for lying but i have to go back to my old life (and i want you to be in it) x seokjin

Week five, another set of flowers showing up by your doorstep… even after rejecting the first four. You’ll admit, it was hard to push them away when they were gorgeous and well thought out but… with the extra thoughts running at the back of your mind to who it could be, it was easier to send them back to where it came from.

Now it was pissing you off, to the point of annoyance when you know the sender knows you enough that one day, one way, you’ll accept them out of anger.

Today was that day.

When the door bell rings and through the peephole you see a bouquet of flowers, measured from the distance of your door and the height of the peephole to be positioned in a way where your eyes land directly on it, you yank the door open right after. Trudging out to retrieve the flowers, you find that once you have it in your possession, the shadow towering over you reveals to be someone you’ve been expecting ever since the first set of bouquet showed up.

And you don’t know if you should be relieved or mad that you were right.

Upon meeting eyes, silence falls between the both of you immediately. You hadn’t expected to see him despite telling yourself to expect him when you know your expectations were always met with the right conclusions drawn from the beginning. Still, you bite your tongue and try to back away into your apartment.

He inches out to hold onto you and with a hand that touches your arm, you snap.

“Don’t touch me,”

Seokjin pulls his hand back but remains unmoving when you do. Your eyes lock on the petals of the beautifully placed roses, all fifteen trimmed and together in a white vase to make the color red stand out. 

He clears his throat and asks a question that backfires him faster than he thought.

“C-Can you please listen to me?”

“I don’t know,” You meet with his gaze and he feels small under your glare, “Are you Seokjin the cop or are you Seokjin the gang member by the bar?”

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Perks of a Breakup

Natasha Romanoff x Reader

A/N: This is my entry for (my Punk’s)  @redlipstickandplaid  Bday Challenge. Hope you like this, lovely! Sending you all the birthday wishes, welcome to the oldies club lmao. Love you!! <3 xx

Summary: The team help you get revenge on your cheating ex, and you realise that the right person for you might have been with you all along.  

 My song prompt was Sorry Not Sorry - Demi Lovato [Lyrics are in bold/italics.]

Warnings: mentions of cheating, bisexual reader, drinking, fluff, a smidge of angst, implied smutty situations, language! [as my beloved Rogers would say.]

You walked into the casino, make-up on, hair done and the brand new red split-leg dress on that Nat had picked out for you especially for tonight. Steve and Sam were waiting at the top of the stairs for you, their mouths agape as they caught sight of you.

“Damn, Y/L/N.” Sam let out a low whistle as you reached the top, giving the two of them a smile. 

“How do I look?”

Steve held out his arm for you to take. “You look amazing, Y/N.”

Sam nodded. “Jacob is gonna be kicking himself for losing you. He’s a complete ass.”

The three of you made your way to the doors where the main casino hall and bars were. You were ready to face your ex, to show him how much better off you were now. The Avengers were you family, your friends, maybe some even more than that. You couldn’t have wished for a better group of people to help you through the revelation of Jacob’s betrayal and the whole break up.

“You sure you don’t want us to just throw him off a building?” Sam offered, earning a scolding look from Steve.

“What?” he raised a hand in defence. “I’d catch the guy just before he reached the ground.”

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Things I loved in Trials of Apollo: The Hidden Oracle [SPOILER ALERT]

Pretty much everything lol 

- Lester Papadopoulos

- He has acne and flab

- Meg McCaffrey 

- Why?

- Sally Jackson is pregnant

- Percy is going to be a big brother (omg omg) 

- “The blonde scary one” 

- “Because Poseidon”


- Kayla and Austin


- ”She’s a communist”


- ”Significant annoyance”

- ”I apologize to MY BOYFRIEND” (THIS IS GOLD)

- Nico “I have a doctor’s note” Di Angelo

- “I’m his doctor“


- Bisexual Apollo 

- Peaches


- The A-list 

- Solangelo 

- Apollo drama queen lol 

- “will you be my buddy?”

- Nico calling Will a dork 

- Apollo calling Solangelo cute


- Paolo’s arms

- Paolo

- Jealous Nico

- Hippie Rhea

- Solangelo supporting each other 

- Nico and Will on a canoe ride together

- ”Lord of Darkness ”

- ”Percy Jackson had arrived”

- Percy put his hand on my shoulder. “You’re Apollo. We need you. You can do this. Besides, if you don’t, I will personally throw you off the top of the Empire State Building.

- Damien and Chiara 


- CALEO  omg  ❤

- Percy and Calypso had hugged awkwardly… 

- Calypso is mortal 

- ”That’s my mamacita,”  LOOL

- “Live fully and without fear.”

- what happend in Albania? 

- Calypso gonna go on an adventure, yaaaas CALEO OMG 

This book was fucking amazing,  I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE SECOND BOOK 

Midnight Confession

Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader

Warning: Fluff

Request: hey :) I love your imagines so can i request a peter parker one where he comes to your window late at night bc he’s hurt and you treat his injuries and stuff and you confess accidentally when you’re rambling abt how worried you are abt him? lol it’s lowkey super detailed but tysm,, have a nice day bb

I did not totally follow this oops

Tags: @captainswriting @caitsymichelle13 @384-chubby-dumpling

  You’re worried to the point of almost throwing up. Every night Peter comes by to tell you what he’d done that day and sometimes for you to patch him up. When that had first happened, he’d stripped to his underwear and you felt like you saw more than a friend should. Didn’t seem to bother him, though, since he launched into the origin story of his powers and how Tony Stark gave him the suit.

  That’s how your crush started.

  You’ve come to count on the nightly. Ever since learning his secret, they helped you not worry so much.

  Unless he was later than usual. Like now.

  What if he got hurt? Did he need help? How could you help? What if he got captured? Or worse?

  A tap on your window brings you out of your thought. There’s Peter, mask already off, so you can see him wince whenever he moves to keep from falling off your building. You quickly throw the window open and help pull him in as he just flops onto his back on the floor. There’s a small rip in his suit along his torso where there’s a bit of blood dripping from him and you wince yourself, helping him lean against your wall.

  “Sorry I’m late,” his voice is strained as he talks. “I kinda didn’t refill my web containers.”

  “So, you’re out of webs?”

  He nods slowly. “Yeah…oops?”

  You roll your eyes and get up to grab the medical supplies to clean him up. “You seriously need to start being more careful.”

  He chuckles softly, hitting the button on his chest to loosen his suit, letting it pool around his hips. “Hey, none of the other heroes are that careful, they destroy NYC all the time!”

  You sit between his legs, putting a rag against the wound to clean it. “Those heroes are adults, you’re still a teenager. There’s a massive difference.”

  “Yeah, several years, duh,” he jokes through gritted teeth.

  You roll your eyes again, shaking your head. “I think you hit your head. There’s people who care about you, you know? Like, your aunt, Ned, me, even Michelle, but we all know she won’t admit it, then ther-“

  “You care, huh?” He smirks slightly at you, teasing you.

  Obviously, you care, he’s both your friend and your crush, though no one knows about that one.

  “Duh, you dummy.” You reach up and flick his head. “You’re important to me.”

  “How important?” he presses.

  You give him a look as you lean down to start wrapping bandages around his torso. “Too important for you to be pulling this kind of shit,” you mutter.

  He smiles softly. “What does that mean?”

  “What do you think it means?” You challenge, sitting up to look at him.

  You two lock eyes for a moment before both breaking out into giggles. You love his laugh, you could listen to it all day. After seeing if he has more injuries, you settle down beside him, leaning against the wall. You both are close, shoulders almost touching, but you’ve never felt uncomfortable around Peter. If anything, being closer made you feel safer.

  “It’s hard, you know?” he says quietly. “Being a hero is really not at all a safe job for anyone to be doing, let alone a kid.”

  You stay quiet, leaning your head onto his shoulder.

  “And I don’t mean to worry any of you guys, just…it’s like when you’re on one of those huge roller coasters and you’re so full of adrenaline that you don’t think about the hundreds of ways you could die every second until it’s over and you’re walking away.”

  “Quite the detailed expression,” you chuckle.

  He smiles softly. “Yeah, well…don’t expect any more than that unless it’s about science puns.”

  You laugh, shaking your head. “Oh, yeah! All your shirts. Didn’t I get you one of those for Christmas?”

  “I’m pretty sure you and Aunt May have gotten me all of them.”

  You shrug. “Guilty as charged.”

  You both fall into a comfortable silence again until you decide that you need to tell him. He deserves to know.

  “Peter, can I tell you something that’s probably super stupid sounding?”

  He chuckles softly, nodding. “Yeah, but nothing you say is stupid, by the way. You’re one of the smartest girls I know.”

  You blush and move to face him better. “Okay, so…um…IreallylikeyouandIknowyouprobablydon’tlikemebackbutIneededtotellyouanyway!”

  He blinks a couple times. “S-say that again, but slower.”

  You take a deep breath before groaning to yourself. “Ugh, okay…I really like and I know you probably don’t like me back but I needed to tell you anyway.”

  You close your eyes and duck you head, not daring to look at the boy in front of you. You feel your face burning in embarrassment and it only becomes worse the longer he’s quiet for.

  Finally, his index finger tips your chin up to look at him. You see him with his own little blush and a goofy smile on his face.

  “I really like you, too.”

  Your face burns more before you lunge forward, crashing your lips against his.

  You have a feeling this is the start of a wonderful new relationship.