*thorki

karuvapatta  asked:

i have questions!!! 1) how come Lokitty is so cute??? 2) what're your favourite Thorki fics; 3) do you have a cat?

1. how come Lokitty is so cute???

2. what’re your favourite Thorki fics : it i have to choose one fic i choose Take the Long Way Home  ♥ ♥ ♥

3. do you have a cat? : i use to but now she’s not here anymore (uωu )

A Cautionary Shipper Tale

So…Birdy asks me what my OTP is. I grasp desperately about in my mind for my next-tier pairings, because my mind is just flashing //DANGER! DO NOT SAY THORKI. DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT THORKI.//

Eventually I remember the days before Thorki and tell her Snupin and Lily/Snape and pretend to burst into dramatic fake tears (if Snape comes up I usually cry for real or fake anyway) while laughing like a madwoman and wishing I hadn’t told her what shipping and OTP mean but I had to because she ships FitzSimmons SO HARD.

Talking to My Relatives
  • <p><b>Relative:</b> So, how's school?<p/><b>Brain:</b> Terrible<p/><b>Me:</b> Good<p/><b>Relative:</b> Read anything lately?<p/><b>Brain:</b> Fanfiction<p/><b>Me:</b> Yeah<p/><b>Relative:</b> Like what?<p/><b>Brain:</b> Fanfiction<p/><b>Me:</b> Uh-Uh E-Edgar Alan Poe?<p/><b>Relative:</b> I knew you would read something like that.<p/><b>Brain:</b> Your lucky this time....<p/></p>