*the-office

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So, what was the last thing you saw?

Waverly Earp, smiling at me from her front porch.

OKAY SO NOCTUA IS AN AMAZING FRIEND WHO PUSHES ME TO SHARE MY THOUGHTS FROM SKYPE YOU GLORIOUS OWL BASTARD

[3:00:01 PM] Alex: OKAY SO LIKE
[3:00:06 PM] Alex: for the Spirk
[3:00:30 PM] Alex : THINK ABOUT KIRK LEARNING JUST HOW MUCH EMPASIS VULCANS PUT ON TOUCHING HANDS
[3:00:32 PM] Alex : AND LIKE
[3:00:45 PM] Alex : AFTER THEY’VE BEEN DATING FOR A WHILE
[3:00:46 PM] Alex : KIRK
[3:00:50 PM] Alex : REACHES DOWN
[3:00:57 PM] Alex : AND VERY VERY SLOWLY
[3:01:06 PM] Alex : BRINGS SPOCKS HAND UP
[3:01:27 PM] Alex : AND BRUSHES HIS LIPS AGAINST THE TIPS OF SPOCKS FIRST TWO FINGERS
[3:01:37 PM] Noctua : hhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[3:01:38 PM] Alex : WHICH IS A
[3:01:42 PM] Alex : THING
[3:01:43 PM] Alex : FOR
[3:01:45 PM] Alex : BOTH OF THEM
[3:01:58 PM] Alex : VULCANS KISS BY TOUCHING THEIR FINGERS TOGETHER
[3:02:00 PM] Alex : AND HUMANS
[3:02:01 PM] Alex : KISS
[3:02:05 PM] Alex : WELL OBVIOUSLY
[3:02:08 PM] Alex : MOUTHS
[3:02:10 PM] Alex : SO LIKE
[3:02:12 PM] Noctua : xDD
[3:02:15 PM] Alex : THIS IS A MIDWAY
[3:02:17 PM] Alex : LJDB[SFHV
[3:02:18 PM] Alex : PENSDC OJ[SD B
[3:02:42 PM] Alex : I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS FOR ALIEN RACES COMING IN THE MIDDLE WITH GESTURES OF INTIMACY AND AFFECTION
[3:03:28 PM] Alex : AND THINK ABOUT LIKE
[3:03:36 PM] Alex : SPOCK RECOGNIZING THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS
[3:03:40 PM] Alex : OBVIOUSLY
[3:03:46 PM] Alex : AND HE’S FLUSHED SO GREEN
[3:03:49 PM] Alex : AND
[3:03:54 PM] Alex : AFTER A FEW MORE MONTHS OR SO
[3:04:01 PM] Alex : HE DOES THE SAME THING FOR KIRK
[3:04:07 PM] Noctua : !!!!!
[3:04:09 PM] Alex : PICKS UP HIS HAND
[3:04:18 PM] Alex : GENTLY CRADLING IT BETWEEN BOTH OF HIS
[3:04:29 PM] Alex : AND LAYERING SOFT KISSES TO EACH FINGERTIP
[3:04:34 PM] Noctua : wHEEZES
[3:04:44 PM] Alex : AND TRAILING HIS TONGUE DOWN THE SIDE OF KIRKS HANDS
[3:04:52 PM] Noctua : YELLS
[3:04:52 PM] Alex : AND LOOKING UP AT KIRK THROUGH HIS LASHES
[3:05:08 PM] Alex : "I’LL BE IN OUR BUNK, CAPTAIN"

[3:05:13 PM] Noctua : AND KIRK’S DICK GETS HARD SO FAST ITS BLUEBALLS
[3:05:15 PM] Alex : SLFJB[OSIFNBV'LKS
[3:05:16 PM] Alex : YES
[3:05:21 PM] Alex : YES
[3:05:37 PM | Edited 3:23:53 PM] Alex : AND LIKE
[3:05:42 PM] Alex : LIKE
[3:05:52 PM] Alex : EVENTUALLY THEY BRUSH HANDS TOGETHER WHILE ON THE BRIDGE
[3:05:55 PM] Alex : AND OHURA
[3:05:58 PM] Alex : FUCKING OHURA
[3:06:02 PM | Edited 3:24:17 PM] Alex : SHE FUCKING GASPS
[3:06:11 PM] Alex : CAUSE SHE KNOWS
[3:06:18 PM] Noctua : PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION
[3:06:21 PM] Alex :  SK;DVF[QOIF'VNA;DKFV
[3:06:22 PM] Alex : YES
[3:06:37 PM] Alex : BRUSHING HANDS IN PUBLIC
[3:06:43 PM] Alex : WHILE ON DUTY
[3:06:48 PM] Alex : THEY ARE FUCKING SERIOUS
[3:06:52 PM] Alex : AND SERIOUSLY FUCKING
[3:06:56 PM] Noctua : UHURA, KEEP IT QUIET
[3:07:11 PM] Alex : SHUSH OHURA WE CAN SEE YOUR LADY BONER FROM HERE
[3:07:18 PM] Noctua : xDDD
[3:07:26 PM] Noctua : DOWN, NAOTA
[3:07:30 PM] Alex : I CAN’T REALLY BLAME HER THO
[3:07:33 PM] Alex : THEY’RE FUCKING HOT
[3:08:08 PM] Alex : AND CASUAL, INTIMATE GESTURES OF AFFECTION
[3:08:15 PM] Alex : AAAAAIIIIIEEEUUUGGGHHH
[3:08:23 PM] Noctua : HUEAHUEHAUEHUAEHUEAE
[3:09:15 PM | Edited 3:27:36 PM] Alex : “JUST SAY YOU LOVE EACH OTHER”
“I THOUGHT THAT’S WHAT WE WERE DOING?”
“YOU ARE CORRECT, CAPTAIN. PERHAPS OHURA NEEDS MORE EVIDENCE?”
[3:09:44 PM] Noctua : dfkj
[3:10:00 PM] Alex : I’M GOING TO EAT THIS ENTIRE FUCKING COUCH LET ME HAVE THESE ASSHOLES IN LOVE
[3:10:17 PM] Alex : OH
[3:10:19 PM] Alex : OHOHOHOHOHO
[3:10:24 PM] Alex : THINK ABOUT
[3:10:25 PM] Alex : THEM
[3:10:27 PM] Alex : HOLDING HANDS
[3:10:28 PM] Alex : IN BED
[3:10:39 PM] Noctua : screeches softly
[3:10:41 PM] Alex : AND WHEN SPOCK HITS A CERTAIN POINT
[3:10:51 PM] Alex : KIRK CLAMPS DOWN AS HE CRIES OUT
[3:10:55 PM] Alex : AND SPOCK JUST
[3:11:08 PM] Alex : “Facinatingly kinky.”
[3:11:13 PM] Noctua : LOL
[3:11:14 PM] Alex : cause like
[3:11:17 PM] Alex : I HAVE THIS HEADCANON
[3:11:19 PM] Alex : THAT
[3:11:29 PM] Alex : WHEN VULCANS GRAB HANDS HARD
[3:11:32 PM] Alex : IT’S LIKE THEM
[3:11:34 PM] Alex : BITING
[3:11:36 PM] Alex : LIKE
[3:11:39 PM] Alex : KINKY BITING
[3:11:42 PM] Alex : AND
[3:11:43 PM] Alex : JSUBD[OIHJNR FLSFGVCHP
[3:12:08 PM] Alex : THINK ABOUT SPOCK MIND MELDING WITH KIRK TO SHARE IN ORGASMS
[3:12:21 PM] Noctua : WHEEZES LOUDLY
[3:12:22 PM] Alex : AND KIRK GRABS BOTH OF SPOCKS HANDS
[3:12:33 PM] Alex : ONE HAND LACING THEIR FINGERS TOGETHER
[3:12:36 PM] Alex : THE OTHER
[3:12:43 PM] Alex : JYST RESTING ON TOP OF SPOCKS
[3:12:50 PM] Alex : AND HE LEANS THEIR FOREHEADS TOGETHER
[3:12:53 PM] Alex : FKFUW[HP'LN/S.M ,COSGBFOIV’
[3:12:56 PM] Noctua : sdfkljdsflkjsdf
[3:13:05 PM] Alex : I SHOULD FUCKING WRITE THIS SMUTT
[3:13:07 PM] Alex : I NEED IT
[3:13:13 PM] Noctua : DEW IT
[3:13:19 PM] Noctua : -PALPATINE VOICE- DEW IT
[3:13:22 PM] Alex : BUT I AM SHITE AT WRITING AND AM TOO FUCKING SHY TO POST
[3:13:51 PM] Alex : SO I ’LL JUST SCREAM SMUTTY IDEAS AND HEADCANONS AT YOU SO I CAN SHARE THE SUFFERING
[3:13:59 PM] Noctua : xDDD
[3:14:03 PM] Alex : or ya know
[3:14:06 PM] Alex : ya knooow
[3:14:08 PM] Alex : i could

———–

[3:15:02 PM] Noctua : dew it
[3:15:24 PM] Noctua : dew it
[3:15:34 PM | Edited 3:33:55 PM] Alex : OKAY FRIENDO HERE WE FUCKING GO
[3:15:39 PM] Noctua : DEW ITTTT


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AND @adhesivesandscrap I 100% LAY THE BLAME AT YOUR FEET FOR SUCKING ME INTO THIS SHIP 
BLESS YOU SCRAPS
BLESS YOU @thelittlenoctua
BLESS YOU BOTH

Diving into the past with Titanic artifacts from its mysterious first officer

William M. Murdoch, the Titanic’s first officer died the night the ship sank. Just how he perished is likely a mystery that will never be solved. James Cameron’s 1987 film had him shooting a passenger then shooting himself.

We don’t know if that’s really true. What we do know is that Murdoch helped load lifeboats on the starboard side of the ship, and that he is regarded as a Scottish hero for loading his boats with more people than other officers.

Recently, some of his personal items were found in the wreck.

The piece of pipe, toiletry kit and button are on display at Titanic: The Artifact Exhibition in Las Vegas Sept. 1 through October. The items are part of an exhibition by Premier Exhibitions, Inc. (who also provided these images).

archiveofourown.org
Wizardry By Consent - Chapter 1 - Sixthlight - Rivers of London - Ben Aaronovitch [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

THE SENIOR OFFICER PETER AU IS HERE. Chapter 1 of 4 (+ a brief epilogue) is up today: the rest is in beta and should be up over the next week or so. Many thanks to @stardust-rain and @maple-clef for betaing once again. 

Summary: Fifteen years after a headless body was discovered in Covent Garden, Thomas Nightingale is still the last wizard in Britain, and Peter Grant, newly appointed Commander for Community Engagement in the Metropolitan Police Service, has just learned the truth about the existence of the Folly.

He has one or two questions.

You are fine...we are fine

Author:  ohnami

Genre: office au! , boss/employee relationship

Rating: g

Summary: Love is not something that you can control. Love is a feeling which doesn’t choose gender, it just tugs you without hesitation.

Notes: 23k 

(warnings) slowburn, homophobia, coming out, self-harm, anxiety attacks

Links:   AO3-   http://archiveofourown.org/works/7465854

             AFF -   https://www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/1150687/you-are-fine-we-are-fine-taekook-vkook

anonymous asked:

I don't know if this is old, but there are these two fics by mutt712 called Crashing into Love and In the Arms of Love. Both are amazingly written and complete! Absolutely love them!! Hope someone will enjoy them as much as I did!

Thanks!! Old is good sometimes! :)

Title: Crashing into Love
Author: mutt712
Rating: M
Genre(s): Romance, Family, Humor
Chapters: 20
Word Count: 71,497
Summary: “Granger…you were my breath of fresh air, and I see the world differently because of you. Stay with me, you’re my world now,” - Draco and Hermione find each other amidst the most troubled times of their lives.

Title: In The Arms of Love
Author: mutt712
Rating: M
Genre(s): Romance, Family
Chapters: 17
Word Count: 82,640
Summary: The second part to the ‘Crashing Into Love’ installment. An insight to the lives of Draco, Hermione, and their children. I reccomend that you read CIL to get the full picture! :) M for future chapters!