*the perks

person A: you’ve been naughty
person B: *perks up*
person B: *whispers seductively* oh, and what are you gonna do ‘bout it?
person A: uhm, you’re grounded?
person B: oooh, so i’m grounded. what else?
person A: yes, and you have to do all the cleaning too. enjoy
person B: well, that didn’t go as expected

anonymous asked:

what are the big tumblr funnyman perks is there a membership card

unsolicited nudes and getting yelled at by racists whenever I want

  • Steve: You’ve been naughty.
  • Tony: [perks up]
  • Tony: [whispers seductively] Oh, and what are you gonna do ‘bout it?
  • Steve: Uhm, you’re grounded?
  • Tony: Oooh, so I’m grounded. What else?
  • Steve: Yes, and you have to do all the cleaning too. Enjoy.
  • Tony: Well, that didn’t go as expected...

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“If you want to run for Prime Minister, you can. If you don’t, that’s wonderful, too. Shave your armpits, don’t shave them, wear flats one day, heels the next. These things are so irrelevant and surface to what it is all really about, and I wish people wouldn’t get caught up in that. We want to empower women to do exactly what they want, to be true to themselves, to have the opportunities to develop.”

Emma Watson

I think that if I ever have kids, and they are upset, I won’t tell them that people are starving in China or anything like that because it wouldn’t change the fact that they were upset. And even if somebody else has it much worse, that doesn’t really change the fact that you have what you have.
—  Stephen Chbosky,  The Perks of Being a Wallflower.