person A: you’ve been naughty
person B: *perks up*
person B: *whispers seductively* oh, and what are you gonna do ‘bout it?
person A: uhm, you’re grounded?
person B: oooh, so i’m grounded. what else?
person A: yes, and you have to do all the cleaning too. enjoy
person B: well, that didn’t go as expected
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