*the host quote

  • haruhi: do you have the time
  • tamaki: for you haruhi? haruhi are you joking? are you yankin my chain? are you joshin me? haruhi. i would always make time for you. my time is precious but you are more so. haruhi fujioka, you... are a shining pearl in the a sea of mediocrity. I would do anything for you *wipes tear*
  • haruhi: no man, like what time is it
  • Victor: Yuuri and I are the main characters, so that means we're the love interests!
  • Yurio: Oh yeah? What does that make us?
  • Victor: You boys are the homosexual supporting cast.