Thoughts of other types, by an INTJ:
ESTP - You’re all over the place please stop flirting with everyone, are you even aware you’re doing that? I can’t tell if you’re genuinely that shallow or if it’s act. I’m going to go with an act because I know you’re not an idiot.
ESTJ - For the love of god please stop micro managing. You are not in control of the fate of the world. Stop inflicting your personal opinions on everybody else. Have some fun in your life and break a rule or four.
ESFP - Feelings feelings everywhere. Stop trying to rationalize your feelings into facts. Life is not a competition to prove you’re the best at everything.
ESFJ - You probably cry too much about things you cannot control. Stop caring about what other people think, and stop letting it effect your personal decisions.
ENTP - You’re terrifying. The conviction you have for the randomest little things is so intense how do you even do that. I think you like seeing how far you can push other people and I can respect that. Are you just passionate or intense, I can’t tell if you genuinely care about anything. You just like arguring, and are scary good at it.
ENTJ - Probably the best public speakers. Maybe because youre speaking to a collective group and not to individuals (which youre a bit worse at). You belittle people unintentionally but it’s like a contest trying to get your respect and that’s fun.
ENFP - Please calm down and stop jumping or flailing for like ten seconds. You’re such great deep thinkers but most people don’t see that side of you because they only see how distracted you get by small animals and random trinkets. You’re probably the best at bringing out feelings in INTJs who like to pretend they have none. Also dark ENFPs are great. Its a tiny bit disconcerning how you can go from the actual personification of bubbles to bitter and snide and mean in like ten seconds.
ENFJ - You’re so nice and thus friends with everyone and while I like ENFJ’s I will probably hate all of your friends and still avoid you. Also, are you aware you’re constantly flirting? You’re too nice not to be.
ISTP - Probably the reason I’ll end up in jail. Stop encouraging me to have fun, because your idea of fun is usually tresspassing or vandalism. Are all ISTPs a bit sociopathic? yes. Probably yes. Is there anything you care about? Probably not. You’ll end up selling your things and being homeless for fun.
ISTJ - So similar and yet so boring. Good minions. Great at filing things mindlessly without questioning anything. I admire the way you can make your enemies lives a living hell.
ISFP - Such hipsters. Your blog is probably not all that original, stop trying to write poetry. You are not “tragically misunderstood”.
ISFJ - So maternal. You could be maternal to a fullgrown liger. (And yes I know that, scientifically, ligers are never full grown as they lack the genes to stop them from growing.) Of all the feeling types you’re amongst the best at compartmentalizing.
INTP - You bother me with your P-ness. Your'e so organised in your mind. Like a cyborg. A friendly cyborg, usually. The actual best liars. You might be so good at lying because you don’t see it as lying, just telling the truth from an incorrect perspective.
INTJ - Actual line of thoughts whilst meeting an INTJ: Another me? Hopefully not. Or hopefully yes? Will we be friends? I wouldn’t be friends with myself. Maybe I can use them, but maybe they’re thinking that of me. I should probably stay on their good side. Damn they probably already thought that. Maybe I should avoid them. I might need them though? Or not. What if they’re more INTJ. We should be frenemies and play chess while schemeing against eachother. Like moriarty and sherlock, or Xavier and Magneto, or L and Light.
INFP - Youre all so cute and sweet and awhh. I will bet like ten dollars you have a random sketchbook/notebook filled with either: song lyrics/music, drawings/designs, poetry/stories etc. Youve proably invented a secret code/language at some point. I bet as a kid you created weird imaginary worlds (you probably still do).
INFJ - YOU’RE SO SIMILAR BUT SO DIFFERENT HOW. Your feelings are too much, please stop for your own sake. NOT EVERYTHING IS PERSONAL AND EVERYBODY IS NOT OUT TO GET YOU. Youre pretty special but youre not alone at all. You emit feelings like a weird radio frequency.