Alternate Universe where Stanley actually joins the Blind Eye Society to forget, following Fiddleford slowly but surely down a path of insanity until they are both old hillbillies singing tunes in the junkyard while the world burns.

Oh and in the spirit of April of the Fools….

We all know Sherlock is an unreliable narrator, but here at last is PROOF he was lying about Mary saving his life:

Do you see it?

That’s right—according to Sherlock, Mary dialed 999 to call emergency services and save his life.

Which, of course, is ridiculous.

Everyone knows the real number for emergency services is 0118 999 881 999 119 7253.

There’s no way she had time to spend the full 10 seconds singing the jingle and dialing. So the whole thing just falls apart, thanks to careful analysis of this clever clue from the writers.


[Happy Reichencrack Day! This is a #reichencrack theory.]