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Westworld Season 1 Episode 1 The Original

A dark odyssey about the dawn of artificial consciousness and the future of sin. The story revolves around a futuristic theme park staffed by robots that help guests live out their fantasies. The park breaks down, however, and two guests taking a Wild West adventure find themselves stalked by a gun-slinging android.

I’m going to up my friendship intensity to Naruto-levels

Not replying to my messages? Too bad I’m going to quadruple message you. Going somewhere? GUESS WHAT I’M COMING TOO. In a bad situation?? I will punch you in the fucking face and drag your ass back to the village. And if you think trying to kill me will make me stop annoying you… lol good luck. You’ve entered the Naruto Friend Zone

i just saw a post on my dash that reminded me of a thing i wanted to tell you about my school

so there are apparently (5 or so) clowns in my city that are friending people on fb and going up to peoples houses and following people and doing creepy shit like taking pictures of them and being fuckin creepy

also they apparently said on fb that they were gonna go up to my school and kill teachers and kidnap students or some shit

and here was some guy in a panda costume in my school’s courtyard yesterday being rlly creepy and the cops showed up but that was because there was a big fight but people are saying that the panda man was one of those clowns too

thetragiccomedian  asked:

Micrometers are actually really easy to use! Step one is to lower the bottom claw all the way. No, lower than that. loweerr. LOWER. Keep lowering it until it reaches hell. Wait until a greater fiend from the 9th abyss latches on and bring it to the mortal realm. Then the creature will stalk towards you, menace gleaming in its' eyes until... it tells you the lemgth of what you want measured. Make sure to thank the helpful denizen of the lower abyss, and grant it an offering, before banishing it.

Sounds about right.

anonymous asked:

please imitate the style of an aeneas-translator whose translation started out with a copy of his own notes and his notes began with "always assume aeneas is a dimwit, supported in his efforts by mysterious gay magicians"

IT WASN’T LIKE AN ANONYMOUS MEME, DREAM-YOU OWNED YOUR DEMANDS. EMILY. p.s. his name was geralt

I’ve been getting free lunches, snacks and coffee every day this week (which is my first week back to school) because there’s two girls from opposing teams that want me to play for their soccer team in the interim tournament, which is kind of flattering, but I’m also kind of amazed by the fact that they went through the trouble of going to the coordination to ask for my schedule 😂😂😂