MBTI Types as Hand Soaps

ESTJ: Refreshing Spearmint

ISTJ: Winter Ocean Mist

ESTP: Summer Oranges and Cream

ISTP: Fresh Lemon

ESFJ: Wistful Pumpkin Patch

ISFJ: Country Peach

ESFP: Apple Pie Breeze

ISFP: Morning Cherry Blossom

ENTJ: Soap.

INTJ: Springtime Strawberry

ENTP: RArrEzT PepE’s YOLO SWAGG MEME SopE 4 SkRUBz (get REKt)!!1!!11!!!!

INTP: the one with the fish on it

ENFJ: Soothing Aloe Vera+Lotion

INFJ: Cucumber Melon

ENFP: Moonlight Pear

INFP: Organic Hibiscus Tea Infused Chakra Cleansing Morning Dew with a hint of Clove


I feel it coming out my throat
Guess I better wash my mouth out with soap
God, I wish I never spoke
Now I gotta wash my mouth out with soap

Think I got myself in trouble
So I fill the bath with bubbles
Then I’ll put the towels all away
Should’ve never said the word “love”
Threw a toaster in the bathtub
I’m sick of all the games I have to play

Soap - Melanie Martinez

Lumberjanes Special: Makin’ the Ghost of It

So, this is an interesting panel because it’s actually a real thing- except not with asparagus- it’s with cilantro:

To some people, [cilantro is] delicious; to others it tastes like soap, or worse. There’s no definitive answer as to why—it hasn’t been formally researched—but informal observations suggest that some people may be better able to smell all of the herb’s flavor chemicals than others. [x]

On the road (picking on Dimples)
  • Me:Shit, I forgot my bodywash, we have to stop somewhere so I can get some.
  • Dimples:You can use mine.
  • Me:But I don't want to smell like mothballs and denture cream!
  • Dimples:*glares* we are not stopping anywhere now.
  • Me:Well at least I won't smell like mothballs and denture cream. *puts headphones in and ignores Dimples*


Presento: Cada Novela! Porque todos son igual!

EVERY SPANISH SOAP OPERA is the same. I’d like to give a HUGE thank you to the amazing voice actors who lent their talents for this otherwise not-so-amazing lame cartoon! A very big thank you to those who helped me find them too! I really hope you all at least get a small laugh out of this, and for those who don’t understand/speak Spanish, you can basically get the gist out of the actions, but if you DO like it for some crazy reason, please lemme know! I’d love to either dub or sub it! Thank you all!

@itsomegamega as Alejandro

@pixelsandpins as Esmeralda

@nintendoselects as Julio

THANK YOU once again!