... Got any Brynjolf headcanons? That stupid ginger thief's voice does things to me. fucker literally stole my heart </3
*KICKS DOWN DOOR* I LOVE BRYNJOLF SO MUCH FUCK BETHESDA FOR NOT LETTING ME ROMANCE HIM
Brynjolf (Elder Scrolls: Skyrim)
Always comes up with expensive-looking gifts for his s/o. No, dear, he definitely didn’t pickpocket that locket from someone else. He doesn’t know why someone’s miniature portrait is in there let him just fix that-
As you’d expect, he’s a smooth FUCK. He knows how to get you flustered in under five minutes.
He’s affectionate in private (he’s got an image to keep up, u kno). He gets really intimate when he gets affectionate, though. Not always sexual, but ALWAYS intimate.
He’s also a stubborn asshole sometimes, so you have to be a stubborn asshole right BACK. Or learn to be as good of a charmer as he is.