*sherlock

Rosie : Look! I made this friendship bracelet for you!

Mycroft : … I’m not really a jewellery person.

Sherlock : (goes to take the bracelet) It’s okay, you don’t have to wear it.

Mycroft : No. I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.

Sherlock: I made tea.

John: I don’t want tea.

Sherlock: I didn’t make you tea. This is my tea.

John: Then why did you tell me?

Sherlock: It’s a conversation starter.

John: It’s a horrible conversation starter.

Sherlock: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.