*sheamus

Okay, that’s it. I’m saying something...

I know how pissed everyone is about Finn getting stranded in midcard. I get it. Finn is a great talent, and the fact that he (along with Seth, Dean, Cesaro, Neville, etc.) is getting left out of the Universal title scene because four other large dudes are holding it hostage is a travesty. 

BUT DERAILING FINN’S SEGMENTS BY IGNORING THE MATCH AND PLAYING WITH BEACH BALLS DOES NOT HELP FINN. 

You don’t like that your favorite guy isn’t getting a push? Don’t make things worse by not giving his segments a chance! Remember that Finn is an 18-year veteran AND he used to run a wrestling school, and helping newer guys like Elias Samson and Jason Jordan get over on Raw is EXACTLY the sort of thing he would do. They were all in NXT together, and Finn working surprisingly good matches with them is still better than him not being on TV at all. 

By disrespecting Finn AND Jason, you’re not helping Finn get back to the main event at all. You’re sending Vince the message that NEITHER of these guys matter and that you’d rather play with a beach ball than watch Finn win his title back. 

And this goes not just for Finn, but ALL THE OTHER GUYS whose matches got derailed by beach ball nonsense this weekend: Seth, Dean, Sheamus, Cesaro, the Cruiserweights, even the fucking main event with Cena, Roman and Joe. 

Dear Brooklyn, IT’S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE.

#90: Have fun explaining to the priest why you have a boner during our wedding class. - SHEAMUS

I haven’t got much writing done while out here in New York. This morning I had some down time and came up with this. I hope you guys like it! Thanks to the anon who sent this one in!

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You were standing in the walk in closet in the house you shared with Sheamus. The two of you were engaged and set to be married in just a few weeks. You had been living together since the proposal and everything seemed to be going well.

You had an hour until you had to be at the church to attend a mandatory wedding class that your church required couples to attend before the priest would officiate the ceremony.

“Hey love,” Sheamus said in his thick Irish Celtic accent as he came into the walk in closet wearing a pair of dark wash jeans and a white button up.

“Hey,” you said as you reached up to put on your earrings.

“This new?” Sheamus asked as he walked over to you and wrapped his arms around your waist from behind, his hands skimming over the black fabric of the dress you were wearing.

“No, I’ve had it. Just haven’t worn it in awhile.” You said as you reached up to put the other earring in.

“You should wear it more often…” he whispered as he brushed your hair over to one shoulder and leaned down to press his lips to your neck. His hands gently pulled you back into his chest just as his lips began to suck on your soft spot.

“Sh-Sheamus-“ You stuttered as you tried to pull away. You couldn’t have sex right now. It would ruin your hair and makeup and the two of you would never make it to the church on time.

“Shh, love,” Sheamus whispered as his lips brushed against your ear as he pushed his hips into your back.

“We c-can’t.” You mumbled, trying to not let yourself give into his touch and the warmth of his body.

“We could be quick.” He whispered as his hands reached for the zipper of your dress.

“We don’t have enough time.” You told him.

“But love-“

“No buts. We can’t do it now Sheamus.” You said as you stepped out of his arms.

“What am I supposed to do about this?” He asked motioning to the bulge in his jeans.

You giggled as you looked down at it. “ That’s your problem, now isn’t it? Have fun explaining to the priest why you have a boner during our wedding class.