• Theo:Option One: ask Granger out.
  • Draco:Impossible.
  • Theo:Fair enough. Option Two: become her friend.
  • Draco:She's a Gryffindor and she's Potter's friend.
  • Theo:Okay. Option Three: kidnap her and keep her tied up in your room until she agrees to marry you.
  • Draco:It's a route I've considered.
  • Theo:And quite rightly rejected on the grounds of...
  • Draco:Hygiene.

“I wouldn’t say your idea was bad, but it wasn’t good either.”

“You don’t want to listen when someone tells you that you’re wrong.”

“Sometimes I just like listening to your voice.”

“Befriending aliens is probably one of my only skills.”

“I don’t know where it went wrong, but it probably when I invited you in.”

“I’m in charge of these beasts, you know? I’d be careful how you address me.”