anonymous asked:

One question. What SCP would you anal? Keter of course.

Is this the sort of question that the tumblr admins have to field all the time? Jesus crow, how are they not drinking more than they currently are?

- Clef

10/28/16 - SCP735, “Insult Box”

SCP-735 was discovered in ███████, ████████ among the personal possessions of ████ █████ after said individual’s body had been found, having committed suicide. The SCP in question is, in appearance, a small box constructed of a brushed-aluminum-like alloy of unknown composition featuring a slot on one side. Sound is capable of being heard through this slot. When measurements are taken, the object is found to emit low-level magnetic pulses that intensify in the presence of humans. No external power source is required, and indeed the surface of the item contains no input points.


Item #: SCP-2729

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: As soon as a new instance of SCP-2729 or SCP-2729-# has been found, any and all civilian individuals believed to have knowledge of the anomalous properties of SCP-2729 should be located and amnesticized. Any information captured at a formation or active state of an SCP-2729-# location (imagery, video, audio, text, or otherwise) is to be destroyed or contained (based on its utility).

Should an I-Class Information Leak occur (the likelihood of which is significantly increased, due to the nature of SCP-2729), the DDF (Department of Disinformation and Falsification) is required to follow all internet knowledge, and contribute to the meme with obviously false videos detailing normal sinkholes creating edited in noise. Spread of disinformation should follow a similar pattern. Set of SCP-2729 discovered to be the origin of information leak should be filled and neutralized.

No more than 5 SCP-2729-# instances should be allowed at one time. Upon the creation of a new SCP-2729-# instance, satellite imagery detailing the holes should be modified, and a perimeter of fence should be set up, marking private property. A temporary research site should be erected, and the pattern of notes must be documented before termination of the anomaly.

Description: SCP-2729 is a natural phenomenon which can occur in earthen areas once winds exceed 60 knots. Beyond this, no discernible pattern for SCP-2729 instances has been observed. The phenomenon is the rapid creation of bottle shaped sinkholes, with small openings that widen into cylindrical holes with slightly curved bottoms. All sinkholes created in such an event are between 10 and 20 meters away from any other given sinkhole. Classifications of the different parts of SCP-2729 are as follows:

  • SCP-2729: The event of a creation of SCP-2729-#.
  • SCP-2729-#: A set of sinkholes created by SCP-2729. Alphabetical classification marks the chronological order of discovery (SCP-2729-1 was the first set of sinkholes discovered.)
  • SCP-2729-#-#: A single sinkhole. Numerical order designates which sinkholes were created first (SCP-2729-1-1 was the first sinkhole created by SCP-2729 within its first set of sinkholes discovered.)

As long as SCP-2729-# exists, and winds exceed 60 knots, SCP-2729-# will repeat patterns of musical notes by rapidly changing the interior of SCP-2729-#-#. All notes to date have been in the chromatic scale, except for a muted note occasionally made by various sinkholes. When a sinkhole is not making noise, it will close up, but will reactivate under favorable conditions. As soon as winds dip below 60 knots, all motion of the sinkholes will cease. SCP-2729-# instances left alone will display anomalous properties every time winds exceed 60 knots in the area, repeating the similar patterns of notes1. Filling approximately 20% of the empty space within an SCP-2729-#-# completely will dispel all anomalous properties tied to the entire SCP-2729-# instance.

SCP-2729-# instances respond to outside actions, particularly auditory stimuli. Nearby sources of noise may influence the patterns of notes that SCP-2729-# instances produce. Due to the responses by SCP-2729-# instances, there is a possibility that the phenomena might be sentient. Further research has been done in various attached documents.

……I’m mostly active on DA that I forgot I actually have a Tumblr account.

But yeah, just let me throw a random GOI Ball drawing here.

Just a happy MC&D Ball walking its not-so-happy business partner, Anderson Robotics ball.

“Look at this pretty robot birb I found, pretty birb! Make lot of monies for me, please?”

GOI Balls belong to the (awesome) @hisclockworkservants. Its official page can be found here.

my favorite scp is the one that isnt actually anything supernatural at all its just a bitter scientist’s attempt to show how this one guy keep leaving his dishes in the sink so often that its constantly filled with dirty dishes.


its so fucking petty its just tickles me


Hoi, hoi,
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Tony- The Incredibles Classic Meatloaf 

“Stop you’re hurting me!” - Tony


  • 1 Egg
  • 1 Onion (Chopped)
  • 1 Cup Milk
  • 1 Cup Dried Bread Crumbs
  • 1 ½ LBS. Ground Tony
  • 1 Egg
  • 2 tbsp Tony Hair
  • 1/3 Katchup
  • 5 tbsp cane sugar
  • 1 Egg
  • ½ tbsp Garlic (Chopped)


  1. Preheat oven to 200 degrees F.
  2. In a large bowl, combine the egg, tony, onion, milk and bread OR cracker crumbs. Season with salt and pepper to taste and place in a lightly greased 5x9 inch loaf pan, OR form into a loaf and place in a lightly greased 9x13 inch baking dish.
  3. In a separate small bowl, combine the cane sugar, mustard, hair, and ketchup. Mix well and pour over the meatloaf.
  4. Bake at 100 degrees F for 14 hour.

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