*rosie

Things I wish I could tape to my forehead at work:
  • Fish can’t live in bowls
  • No Betta can’t live in bowls either, they’re fish
  • Do not use hamster balls
  • Put that wild turtle back where it came from
  • No seriously it’s illegal PUT IT BACK
  • Nothing in the hermit crab section is good for them
  • Goldfish should NOT be used as feeders
  • Neither should rosy minnows
  • Your bearded dragon should not be fed pellets
  • CALCIUM POWDER
  • Your leopard gecko does not need a friend
  • Please don’t use sand for your reptile
  • Don’t use pine or cedar bedding. Stop buying it. stop
  • Don’t keep hamsters together
  • You definitely don’t need a bird (if you’re just walking by it and commenting ‘I need a bird’ for the first time)
  • Science Diet is one of the worst things you can feed your dog or cat
  • No Purina is not any better
  • Don’t bring your dog in with a prong collar on
  • Don’t use negative reinforcement for ‘training’ at all
  • Don’t use shock collars
  • If your pet has a health issue, ask a vet, not us
  • Seriously please go to the vet
  • No you cannot have 1 corydoras. Or 1 tetra. Or 1 of any schooling fish.
  • No your female betta does not need a friend
  • your male betta definitely does not need a girlfriend
  • No you can’t have 100 ‘feeder’ goldfish to give out at a party
  • No amount of begging will change company policy
  • If you’re under 18 I can’t sell you animals
  • Not sure what you expect me to do about that
  • You can’t keep an iguana in a 20 gallon for any amount of time
  • I don’t care what the shit shop down the street that sold it to you told you, you can’t
  • Heat rocks are bad (I don’t care what the shit shop down the street told you)
  • Use a thermostat
  • Don’t use heat lamps for leopard geckos or ball pythons
  • Don’t use coil uvb
  • Your beardie needs to eat veggies
  • Lettuce is not a veggie
  • ROMAINE LETTUCE ISN’T BETTER
  • You cannot have a common pleco for a 10 gallon
  • You don’t need a pleco or ‘cleaner fish’ at all please let this myth die
Devious Maids: Characters Zodiac Signs
  • Aries:Genevieve Delatour
  • Taurus:Michael Stappord
  • Gemini:Valentina Diaz
  • Cancer:Zoila Diaz
  • Leo:Carmen Luna
  • Virgo:Spence Westmore
  • Libra:Taylor Stappord
  • Scorpio:Marisol Suarez
  • Sagittarius:Blanca Alvarez
  • Capricorn:Evelyn Powell
  • Aquarius:Jacklyn Dussault
  • Pisces:Rosie Westmore

the beginning of today’s grocery/produce haul .. 10.5kg of organic bananas, 2 organic pineapples and 4 packs of frozen açaí // follow my snapchat (rosie_earthling) if you want to see/hear more from my days and possibly have a bit of a giggle ✿