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Michael: Okay, what are your thoughts on horses?

Jack: They’re animals, I guess? Why?

Michael: The races are on at the track this weekend and I guess I was just wondering if you wanted to come with me?
Michael: But obviously we don’t have to if it’s not your thing.

Jack: Oh! Like a date?
Jack: I mean, I’d love to. Been a while since I bet in horse races.

Michael: Yeah, like a date.
Michael: Great, I’ll come pick you up at 10 on Saturday?

Jack: Sure! Sounds good.
Jack: Gavin help I need new clothes ASAP
Jack: …whoops wrong chat. Um. Just forget that part maybe?

Michael: Forget what part?
Michael: :)

Jack: Nevermind, asshole. Just pick me up at the penthouse at 10.

WC: 1069
Content: swearing, yelling, loud neighbors 

You know, for being a massive, secretive, high-tech organisation, you figured MI6 could afford bigger offices. You’d assumed wrong.

You signed in and scanned your card, coffee in your other hand. People bustled about, talking into earpieces and carrying around documents, trying not to bump into each other in their rush. You sleepily made your way to the operator’s block, full of the tiny square offices the higher ups deemed big enough for you. In their defence, you and your computer did fit in there, albeit a very tight squeeze. Still, a bit more leg room and a window would be nice.

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See you in a year Geoffrey… 

WHY’S THIS SO SAD AND EMO WHAT HAPPENED HERE,,, no but… imagine geoff’s leaving the fake ah crew for a while too and this is gonna be their last ride together for that period of time!!!! a reminder of what they’ve achieved together as a crew, they run this town, shape up man! …. also it was just an excuse to draw a sunset

Little edit here: Some of y’all have informed me that Geoff is only leaving for a few weeks, BUT FUCK IT, IMAGINE IF THE FAKE AH CREW GEOFF IS LEAVING FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG!!!! IS IT 5? 10? YEARS?? WEEKS?? WHY IS HE LEAVING?? IS IT FOR ANOTHER MISSION? IS IT A RUNNING AWAY FROM THE LAW THING? DOES HE LEAVE THE CREW TO PROTECT THEM?? ITS SAD!!! MAKE! IT!! SADDER!! 

every year on valentines day, michael and gavin end up saying stupidly sappy stuff to each other via twitter, but what if they did that kinda thing too in the fahc universe? went way outta their way to make a statement and slowly one upping each other every year

like, the first time its not as bad - michael robs a florist and puts all the flowers in gavins room and surprises him when he gets back

the second year, gavin steals a stunt plane and tries to write in the sky - it doesnt look anything like what he planned but michael was still amused and thanks him when he comes back covered in grazes and singed slightly

third time michael sets a bunch of explosives out in the middle of nowhere and demands a jet from geoff - once he gets it, he pulls gavin along and flies above the explosives, detonating them and spelling out like ‘boi’ or something else sappy for the other to see. gavin awes over it as the trees and grass catch fire oopsies

the fourth time gavin sneaks into the military base, almost gets shot multiple times, and escapes relatively unharmed in a besra. surprisingly, he doesnt crash immediately. he spray paints the entire thing fluoro pink, much to geoffs delight, and covers it in ribbons and flowers. he drags michael into it, both of them are squished but gavin flies them up right at sunset - and then almost kills them both in a crash, but gavin bought along parachutes because he knows hes accident prone - and its special parachutes, theyre pink and heart-shaped and michael is screaming and laughing the whole time they float back down to the ground

by the time their fifth year anniversary comes around, the crew knows to hide and just let them do their thing. it doesnt matter if its michael or gavins turn to show off, they have equal chances of something going wrong, and it gets exponentially worse every year. this year michael has set fireworks and flares all around mt chilliad and has dragged lindsay into helping set it up. after nightfall, gavin is worrying something has happened, maybe michael forgot or something, but then michael drags him out in ‘kitt’ to the airport, where lindsay picks them up in a cargobob. as soon as theyre high enough lindsay releases them and lets them glide through the air. michael hands over the detonator to gavin, who presses it instantly, and finds himself right in the middle of fireworks and flares as they explode all around him. by the time the fireworks stop and they land - not without a couple of tumbles and scratches of course - gavin thinks hes deaf but demands to go again.

their sixth anniversary has yet to come but gavin is already trying to plan and scheme with geoff who isnt having any of it - meg and lindsay tend to watch from the sidelines with amused smiles on their faces

ITS DONE THANK GOD

now i can sleep

have the poly quad, being hitmen in ls, um…i still havent watched mr and mrs smith uhhhh, being fahc hitmen for burnie,  director of Rt, the hitmen corp, and Geoff being the director of their division. yes. they might all look kinda mad but dont worry, Michael accidentally blew up their getaway van but in lik 5 minutes they;; get over it and be a happy poly quad again