C: I need black friends but it’s like I can never get past being acquaintances with them. My friend at home is a person of color and hangs out with mostly black people at uni. My uni is basically filled with white people that listen to Queen and The 1975, etc. So she’s always talking about how “lit” her uni is but I keep telling her it’s because she’s around black people. She’s like, “No white people are fun too.” No bitch. No they’re not. They’re the most boring people I’ve ever spent time with. They’re so crusty.