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The Kurt Big Bang is currently short ONE piece of art in order to make sure everyone has art to go with their fic. That means we need one of our current artists to do one more fic or for another artist to join us. Please send us a message if you do any kind of art (hand drawn, digital, manips, fanmixes, gif sets, etc) and you would be willing to be an artist for the bang! We don’t want anyone to be left out.

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PASS THE CRANBERRY SAUCE.

It had been a pretty long time since Puck got to celebrate a real Thanksgiving. His mom had given up on it awhile ago, and it had been just another day in their house for as long as he could remember. But he figured that the Hummels took it pretty seriously, especially considering they took everything pretty seriously. Xavier’s 16th birthday party was bigger than every birthday party Puck had ever had combined. So he was looking forward to Thanksgiving at their house, even if he was kind of a little nervous to meet X’s mom-person, and to be around his grandpa who was intimidating as shit.

Once he had taken Sarah to their neighbor’s house, something that was becoming pretty routine for them, he headed back home to get ready. He partially wanted to take his sister with him, to let her charm everyone with her dumb little sister antics, she’d become pretty good friends with the neighbors’ daughter and seemed pretty excited about spending another weekend with them, so he didn’t bother bringing it up.

Puck didn’t have a lot of nice clothes, but he put on the nicest stuff he had, a pair of dark jeans, an olive green button up shirt and a pair of black boots, shaved, and headed over to the Hummels’. A weird wave of excitement ran through him as he pulled up in front of the familiar house and parked, letting out a breath before he headed up the sidewalk and to the front door. He just needed to chill, to focus on the Thanksgiving thing and not so much the ‘growing sexual tension between him and Kurt’ thing, and he’d be fine. 

Even though he normally let himself in when he came over, he knocked this time, not sure if Burt was there yet, or if Rachel would be weirded out by some random guy walking into the house. With one last glance down at his body, he smoothed his hands over his clothes, making sure everything looked good as he waited.

You know what they say about guys with short wands

While cleaning the house, I found this lil Puckurt ficlet in an old notebook. Hogwarts AU, without doubt inspired by wandlore.  I cleaned it up a little and figured I would post it :) (My headcanon for their wands is at the bottom!)

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tagged by asianbinch!!! tysm!! :-)

1. Why did you choose your url?

nge plus neopets……………..dam i hate myself im gonna change my url

2. What is your middle name?

zafira! (funny story until this year my middle name never showed up on school rosters and then suddenly it did?? thx high school)

3. If you could own a fairytale/fictional pet, what would it be?

A DRAGON!!!! mayb an antipodean opaleye bc it sounded cool in fantastic beasts or smaug bc he big and mean but my frend 

4. Favourite colour?

yellow its so nice

5. Favourite song? 

bad vibes forever by teen suicide :-)

6. What are your top five fandoms?

im to cute to be in a fandom

7. Why do you enjoy tumblr?

my pals ig 

8. Tag all 9 of your tumblr crushes, they do the questions, too:

i forgot what a tumblr crush is so im just gonna tag some cool ppl i like! shoooominati nikolaatesla oversensitivegay 21peach robyntheghost irlgohan puckurts puppysteps teh-kotak and anyone else who wants to do it!!

Skid Marks

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by KlainebowsAndDramioneflies

This wasn’t the way he’d planned for their relationship to ‘come out’ to their friends, but sometimes things couldn’t be helped. Kurt Hummel was not about to sit back and watch when his boyfriend was in pain and people kept saying Kurt didn’t have a 'right’ to be near him. No, he’d set them straight one way or another, and Noah would just have to deal with it. (Or, when working in a hospital inspires drabbles so I don’t fall asleep at said work. Wheee)

Words: 2053, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English



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Ptera’s WIP list
  • The Train Car Job - another Five-0, Inc. installment, probably another 3-4k to go before it’s finished
  • Mary Sue BB - need another 2.7k by Sept 1st (a better outline would help, and I’m having trouble assigning traits to each of the OC twins, since they were supposed to be one person when I wrote the original outline. Does anyone want to beta/cheerlead this h50 fic?)
  • Sometimes a Lie is the Best Thing (TVBB) - needs another 2-3k to wrap it up
  • Walking with a Ghost (TVBB) - needs A LOT of work, probably 20k by October 1st!
  • Puckurt BB - needs to be outlined so we can start writing!
  • My Time Comes Around, Chapter 6 - outlined but not started
  • Coming Home #5 - roughly outlined but not started
  • Maybe a short Five-0, Inc. fic for polyshipping day (Sept 1st)
  • Various other plot bunnies and unfinished ‘verses

Title:  Dude Looks Like A Lady

Author:  JessAlmasy

Summary:  Dalton!Kurt&Sebastian (mostly past) AU Kurt gets so tired of being Blaine’s backup dancer that he agrees to transfer to McKinley… as Elizabeth Hummel. Now he just has to convince the entire school that he’s a girl, keep his best friend in check, avoid small gel covered hobbits, and ignore attempts by a hot straight guy to get into his pants. Should be easy.

P.s: This is not even remotely close to what I usually read, but I had not found anything interesting when I found this and I thought I could take a chance on fic … best decision ever! The fic is very interesting! give fiction a chance to surprise you

Alive In Kentucky

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by JessAlmasy

The one thing that all the zombie movies really had in common was that you only look out for yourself. What if that’s not an option? What if you aren’t just looking out for yourself and your family? What if you’ve actually managed to keep your best friends alive, too? How do you keep them safe when the rest of the world wants to EAT THEM? Zombie AU

Words: 18292, Chapters: 4/15, Language: English



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Last Call for Fuckurt Trope Bingo!!!
Sign up here to participate in Fuckurt Trope Bingo during Fuckurt Week, August 23-29!

Sign-up for Fuckurt Trope Bingo for Fuckurt Week, August 23-29. You’ll be sent a bingo card for participation. Complete the bingo card and submit your completed card and links to your 5 works (please add them to the collection on AO3) to us for a chance to win!

Rules? Ok, Rules:

1. You must create new works pertaining to Fuckurt and/or its subships (Puckurt, Pinn, and Kinn) and post them to AO3. Can’t use old stuff, gotta make new stuff!

2. One bingo card per person. Bingo cards are assigned at random and will be distributed via email on Aug 22. No two cards are identical, though most will share some prompts with other cards. Each square has some kind of trope, kink, format, etc. as a prompt.  Works should fulfill a prompt square on your bingo card.

3. Fill in 5 squares in a row vertically, horizontally, or diagonally. The center square is an author’s choice, so you can create any type of Fuckurt (Puckurt, Pinn, or Kinn) work to fulfill this square. Unless stated otherwise (such as prompts for drabble, fanart, fanmix, etc.) your works should be at least 1000 words to count as filling the square.

4. Who decides what fulfills the square? You do. Interpret your prompt as you see fit. Be super literal or super creative. If you’re confused about a prompt, feel free to ask, but we’d really like to see what YOU take away from it!

5. The first three people to complete their cards will win a prize. PRIIIIIZE! Anyone else completing the card will win fame, if not fortune, amongst their Fuckurt peers

Williamsburg, Brooklyn

Everyone has heard of the “Big Apple,” but just over the Brooklyn Bridge is “Hipchester” or Williamsburg, Brooklyn’s most trendy neighborhood. It is home to some of New York’s biggest up and comers. But the best thing about Williamsburg is that it houses one of the biggest lesbian communities around, and everyone knows lesbians have the worst best drama. No one knows that more than this tight knit group of friends. Come follow the lives of these young women as they try to tackle marriage, children, love, and affairs all while keeping their lives intact.

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Things That Go Bang In The Night

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by Tayla36

Finn hears noises in the middle of the night

Words: 2295, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English



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We Will Take Over The Internet

In 2012 Will Schuester created the New Directions entertainment network. A network for different YouTubers that create variety of content and on different subjects. The network have provided the YouTubers with some funding to help produce their content.

New Direction entertainment network has also helped the vloggers to find more people to collab with and slowly step outside of their comfort zone at times. All of the vloggers that are a part of New Directions entertainment network have been chosen carefully by Will himself.

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A Case of Mistaken Identity

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by Dance_Elle_Dance

“Did you just slap my butt?” Kurt asked.

Puck was at a loss for words. “I…thought you were a chick.”

Puck always had a thing for cheerleaders. He just never thought it would transcend gender boundaries.

(Originally posted on 5/13/10.)

Words: 1479, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English



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