Greetings, Aperchirp Science employees, Birdcage Johnson here. Just got word that there have been rumors going around the aviary that I am a lowly, filthy human and not actually a bird. Now, I know that the Hawk Party officials signed an execution order for all of humankind, so I just want to let you know this is not the case, and that if I ever get my hands on whoever started these ru–
(off-side mumbling) What’s that? (more mumbling) Ah.
My assistant, Greg, says–
(and some more)
–Greg the Parakeet says that I shouldn’t use human terms like “hands” when I mean to say “feathers.” Probably what got these rumors started. Silly me.
(and some more) …That partridge said he was gonna do what?!
Ahhhh, a-anyway, just setting the record straight, we are 100% birdkind up here, everybody.
(one last bit)
Birdie. Everybirdie. Look, just…let’s all just get back to bird science! Cave Jo–aah, Birdcage Johnson, we’re done here.
Greg, grab the multiverse portal thing and let’s get the hell out of here. God…bird science, pfft. What the hell was I thinking…