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DC Superhero Teams Summed Up

Justice Society of America: Superhero Retirement Home Serves As A School House For Youngsters

Justice League: Pillars of Society Form Superhero Team Too Big To Fail

Teen Titans: Local Teens Demand Respect, A Place To Angst, and Food

Outsiders: Batman Dragoons Nobodies To Fight Crime Due To Spite

Green Lantern Corps: Space Cops Stop Themselves From Becoming A Space Dictatorship

Secret Six: Shit People, Shit Work Effort, Shit Results, But Still A Good Family

Shadowpact: Magical Bar Flies

Justice League Dark: Kinky People Meet Up Each Friday To Fight Demons

Justice League International: Idiots Team Up To Solve International Incidents

Legion of Superheroes: Local Teens Demand Respect, A Place To Angst, and Food, IN THE FUTURE

Gotham Knights (Detective Comics Team): Leather Wearing Furries Obesse About A Hellhole

Justice League of America (Rebirth Team): Batman Dragoons A Bunch of Misfits For Reality TV Drama and To Combat International Affairs 

Suicide Squad: A Bunch Of Villains Are Held Hostage By A Psychopath That Makes Them Look Good In Comparison

Doom Patrol: Weirdos Gather To Ponder The Meaning Of The Universe

Young Justice: Pre-Teens Trade The Treehouse In Their Backward For A Cave

Earth 2 Justice Society: Hot Young People Fight Crime In The World Created By Both A Godlike Planet and A Magical Box

Infinity Inc: Local Teens Demand Respect, A Place To Angst, and Food, In A Parallel Universe

Super Sons: Two Kids Resist The Urge To Murder Each Other

New Gods: Everyone is an Asshole Except Mister Miracle, Big Barda, and Bug The Forager

PSA: When it comes to invasion of privacy, secret keeping, and manipulation, the robins are no different than Batman. They all keep tabs whether their teams know it or not, they all keep secrets, they all do what Bruce does when it comes to things like that.

And the teams are always surprised! Every damn time! They’re always like “How could you keep this from me” or “How could you do this to me” or “I can’t believe you would act like this”. You know what, yeah, be mad, Dick shouldn’t be manipulating you, but you’ve known him long that you shouldn’t be surprised

“When I stepped out into the bright sunlight from the darkness of the movie house, I had only two things on my mind: Paul Newman, and a ride home.”

The Outsiders (1983) dir. Francis Ford Coppola 

“Dally had spent three years on the wild side of New York and had been arrested at the age of ten. He was tougher than the rest of us— tougher, colder, meaner. The shade of difference that separates a greaser from a hood wasn’t present in Dally. He was as wild as the boys in the downtown outfits..”  - S.E. Hinton The Outsiders

AU night

The Outsiders took place in 1965.

2017-1965=52

The Outsiders took place 52 years ago.

Soda and Johnny were both 16. 16+52=68

Dallas and Steve were 17. 17+52=69

Two-Bit was 18.5. 18.5+52=70.5

Ponyboy was 14. 14+52=66

Darry was 20. 20+52=72

All of these Modern!AU’s should actually feature our boys but older than dirt.

Can you imagine??? 

-“Pony, take your pills.” “Goddamnit, Darry, you’re still not my dad! I’m 66 years old! Besides, Soda’s the one who always forgets.”
-“Has anyone seen my teeth?” “Did you check the couch, Two-Bit?” “Yep, here they are! Thanks”
-wheelchair confined Dallas would be pissed at first but when he found out the could run everyone over well watch the fuck out man
-all of them in those dumb little electric scooters at walmart racing down the cereal aisle or some shit
-younger people think they’re endearing old farts but really they’re still assholes
-i bet you ten bucks everyone except johnny would flirt with their doctor
-pulling out old polaroids like “remember when pictures were easier to print”
-”look soda you were so attractive too bad you got old man” “dallas you’re so wrinkled you look like a prune drowned you geezer”
-soda and steve can’t arm wrestle anymore so they play cards 
-soda owes steve $2000 from poker and steve owes him $3000

i can’t think of anything else but please add more to this