You’re walking in Zion.
There’s no one around,
And your pip-boy is dead.
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,
He’s following you
About 30 feet back.
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
He’s gaining on you.
You’re looking for your caravan,
But you’re all turned around.
He’s almost upon you now
And you can see there’s bandages on his face!
My god, there’s bandages everywhere!
Running for your life
(From Joshua Graham.)
He’s brandishing a .45.
(It’s Joshua Graham.)
Lurking in the shadows
Former Legate Joshua Graham.
Living in a cave,
Killing for sport,
Converting all the tribals
Actual, Mormon Joshua Graham.
Now it’s dark and you seem to have lost him,
But you’re hopelessly lost yourself.
Stranded with a Mormon,
You creep silently through the underbrush.
A-ha! In the distance,
A small cave with a fire.
You move stealthily toward it,
But your leg! AH! It’s caught in a bear trap!
Gnawing off your leg,
Limping toward the cave,
Now you’re by the entrance,
Sitting inside, Joshua Graham.
But he doesn’t hear you enter,
You’re sneaking up behind him.
Strangling Mormon Joshua Graham.
Fighting for your life with Joshua Graham,
Wrestling a .45 from Joshua Graham,
Shoot him in his kidney.
Safe at last from Joshua Graham.
You limp into the dark canyon,
Blood oozing from your stump leg.
But you have won.
You have beaten Joshua Graham.
Cecil laughed. He’s finally happy right now and idk this episode made me grin the whole way through. I had to rewind the podcast just to listen to his laugh again, I couldn’t believe it.
Cecil Palmer is happy again
I really want to get a somewhat accurate head count of the number of Welcome to Night Vale fans on tumblr
Inspired by a recent post made another tumblr poster for Hetalia I thought I’d start one for WTNV. So if you like WTNV then reblog or like one or the other but not both. Sorry if someone has already done this.